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If you poke the bear, he will SHUT YOU RIGHT THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...any questions?
The Breakdown:
Fuck Marky Mark! Pete Dinklage clearly has the funkiest bunch in town. They aced tonight's audio round, jokered it, sat back and counted their winnings. The Game Plan aced the audio round as well, but their unfortunate namesake had them save their joker for later. The Many Lovers of Rod Stewart made a good run, but came up unfortunately short—one point off second, three off first. 'Twas a close one tonight, kids.... make sure you bring some goddamn big boy pants next week. I'm sick of all you shapely women wearing onesies.
The Comic Relief:
Thanks to Whitey Must Hang for naming the mutant brain from the TMNT cartoon “Tumor Cat.”
Consolations to Go_Hawks for counting “DREDD” (caps theirs, definitely an excitement indicator) among the living, retired supreme court justices.
Nothing but amazement to Team Tardy for their titling of that Carrie Underwood song: “Next Time He Cheats He Cheats It Won't”. All I can say is that I'm glad you're not naming my songs.
The Everything Else:
Don't forget to come back early for next week's pub quiz—we're starting at 7:45 again, NOT 8. Don't come at 8. If you come at 8, you'll tell the devils in hell that you never saw evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. Have a nice day. Go Bruins.
btw... extra point for the team who comes next week with the name of the movie I just quoted.
See ya next week :)
Go Bruins.
Don't poke the bear.
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What a polarizing event this half-quiz was. Half the bar wants nothing more than to watch their playoff hockey in peace (or whatever passes for peace in the hockey fan's world), while the other half is righteously indignant at having half their pub quiz brutally stripped from their clutches because of a game they can't even watch without losing track of the puck (whatever the hell a puck is).
At the time of this writing it's tied 1-1 at the end of the second period, and I can't help but wonder if the Bruins used up all their luck in game two with all those shots that had no business going in, going in. But I suppose only time will tell.
The Breakdown:
Turns out T-Rex Laserbeam Explosion put too much effort into coming up with the most epic team name possible, and with their creative juices squandered gave up the first place seat in the fourth round. Trivia > Hockey landed second by virtue of sheer correctness, while In Third Place finally nailed their target spot on.
The Comic Relief:
No, World's Strongest Dads, the Wu-Tang Clan does not spell “Clan” with a K.
The Everything Else:
Go Bruins!
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Yeah, that'll happen. I'm not saying that's what happened tonight, but what else could it have been?
The Breakdown:
Some of you guys did some traveling tonight! Up and down the standings, I mean. You looked too fresh to have been moving through the physical world very recently, and your answers demonstrate a level of worldliness inconsistent with someone who has been outside of the greater Boston area. Both Jon Isn't Drinking and In Third Place made it from (the actual) third place to third-to-last, We've Made a Huge Mistake made a huge mistake and went from first place to 8th, and Joe Bent Over the A-Town Floozies made it from somewhere in the lower middle of the standings all the way up to second. But the real killer was Her?, who was in fourth-to-last place after R3 but destroyed the second half of the quiz and took home the gold medal (and by the gold medal I mean a $25 gift certificate to Joe Sent Me).
The Comic Relief:
I didn't see a whole lot of creative answers tonight. As a matter of fact, I only saw one. I asked you to come up with the frontmen of various 80's/90's college rock bands, and Jon Isn't Drinking thoughtfully came up with “your ?'s are not funny and you like cock”.
For almost 30 years I thought I liked vagina and now it turns out I like cock. Oh well, thanks for letting me know.
The Geekout:
futuretimeline.net. That is all.
The Everything Else:
Nothing else. If you figure out who the hell Dave Carroll is, let me know.
Oh, and there's something else. I'll be hosting tomorrow (thursday) night at Hugh O'Neill's in Malden. Come out if you got a whip. And give me a ride :)
See ya later kiddos.