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Which is pretty sexist in itself when you think about it. Can't she have her day? Nope, sorry. Not going to happen. The best she'll get is another aphorism: Let sleeping dogs lie. Probably a wise thing to do, I know I'm all bitey when I wake up and I don't have an impressive set of canines to OM NOM NOM your face with. Now when it comes to movies, people love dogs. Especially my mom, she adores a good dog movie. She also adores movies with Tom Selleck in them. All quality stuff there.
We were passing out points last night. A Man and His Farts... was there to collect the lion share of them and took the game. Finally braving the DMV Dave Went Horizontal was able to drink and I think his inebriation cost his team the game. The ever so punctual Any Day Now rounded out the pack.
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Duck Cunt is not the correct answer to that question. Sometimes life hands you something so wrong, and yet so totally right. This was one of those moments. Not only did one team get this fabulous answer, but two at the same time, in the same bar. This answer was so obvious I'm sure others got it as well.
I was however disappointed that there were no MCA referencing team names. I guess that's what happens when your talents are actually your talents and not some producer foisting you up: your career isn't a pardody of itself and people actually mourn your passing.
Was that too harsh? Naw, fuck em.
Anyway... Doesn't Matter, Had Sex showed everybody how it was done by one point. A Man and His Farts... laments their one point loss thoroughly. Trailing just one point behind them was Beware Impaling Unicorn!!!. Not somebody you want that close behind you methinks.
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Seriously people: how can Press Your Luck not be the best game show ever? As evidence I posit the following - a giant board that lights up and plays a noise (it's like dubstep, the kids will like it) - a thematic element of doom upon your house and financial ruin - buzzing in to answer. This is some serious pedigree, and all of it is before we get to the coup de grace: THE WHAMMY. He is the Honey Badger of game show mascots. He will crush his enemies and see them driven before him and hear the lamentations of their women. Wait, maybe I'm thinking something else...
Whatever Six from Blossom has an umlaut over the Y in her name. Jenna von Oÿ you are totally fucking metal.
Crushing it as is their prerogative Happy Birthday Shana shows that youth and enthusiasm always suffers under the yoke of age and treachery. Returning for great victory was The Peoples Poets nabbing second, and some delicious pizza for their troubles. Puling up third was We've Got a Dave! These are the Dave's I know I know, these are the Dave's I know.