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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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6:36 AM, December 18, 2014
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For 6 Bucks a Pop We'll Also Give You A Box of Poop 82

Horny Narwhals 81

Dr. Dreidel 67

We're Losing cuz Joanna isn't Here 64

Humans with Affinity for Elf Culture 63

Sharkskin Condom 60

Bill Nye's Love Children 57

Bill Cosby's Casting Couch 56

Rectal Rehydraters 55

Nine Inch Males 53

We All Love it When Sarah Goes Down South 42

Last Place 33

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Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

Hi guys. Well it’s that time of year again. We’re lighting Chanukah candles and wrapping bottles of whiskey and eating Christmas cookies for 1.5 meals per day. And you guys came out last night to share some of that time with me. It was a fun night of quizzing, drinking and singing and it ended with a sudden death between Horny Narwhals and 6 Bucks a Pop where each team was quick with the answers and the former won by one point thanks to good ol’ Woody Woo. Love that guy. 

Round 1: I had a camper who whenever someone asked him to pass the OJ he would say “be careful, O.J. kills.” People don’t seem to care about Mr. Simpson much anymore. We had some interesting answers this round but the best one goes to Rectal Rehydraters for “egg and cheese bagel sandwich” and can you guess what the right answer was? Bloody Mary. Maybe they were in the bathroom for that question.

Round 2: I was pretty impressed with a lot of the teams this round. People did pretty well with the organ covers. I thought I would enjoy this music more but it’s not all “ina gada davida” I guess.

Round 3: I think I need to get a travel pillow soon. I’ve got a very long flight in my immediate future. I definitely don’t want to be one of those people who walk around the airport wearing their pillow though. Or I could use my coat like Sharper Image suggests.

Round 4: Did you guys see The Tooth Fairy with Billy Crystal? It was surprisingly good. I guess I should give The Rock some credit too. That movie needs a sequel. Thank you to Sharkskin for giving me a few details about the monsters on their answer sheet. And Rehydraters for putting Bill Cosby as one of the monsters. Hell in a hand basket.

Round 5: Well this was a new one. Did you guys like it? Only our top two teams got all 8 correct. Several of you got the second half right but the first half wrong somehow. No one bombed so that was good. 

Round 6: I was surprised by the excitement that Blue Lagoon seemed to incite in many of you. Was that movie a teen boy anthem or something? Seems like an odd choice. Go watch Top Secret if you haven’t yet.  Hurry!

Round 7: Old biddy round. Only Humans for Elf Culture got all 8 in this one. I thought it was pretty funny that the only other team to get “NCIS: LA” was Bill Nye’s Love Child but they didn’t get 4 of the should be easy ones. I guess putting “Archer” instead of “Arrested Development” makes sense because they have the same battle ax.

Round 8: Ever since I saw Birdman I’ve been wondering if I liked it. I liked that it wasn’t like any movie I’ve ever seen before. I liked that Edward Norton was hilarious. I liked that it made me go see Michael Keaton’s Batman again, which was so good. Best answer goes to Sharkskin for “chef” as George H.W. Bush’s last non-government job. What do you think is his signature dish?

So I assume you’re all gonna be busy but I did forget to mention that there’s no quiz for the next two weeks. Have a great Christmas Eve and a great New Year’s Eve without me. I will be in the opposite hemisphere enjoying life. The quiz is back on January 7th.

Yours for now, Quizler

The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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6:52 AM, December 11, 2014
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Nationally Confirmed: We're Hilarious 80

Elves Bells, Santa is Coming for You 75

So Hard to Get Punished for #crimingwhilewhite In America 73

Authorized to Use Advanced Quizzing Techniques 67

Maybe if the Clit Looked Like Waldo, I could Find it Easier 66

Jingle my Balls 66

The Guantanamo Olympic Waterboarding Team 60

Tis the Season for Waterboarding 52

Fo' Shizzle my Quizzle 50

Alex Trebek's Mustache Groomers 47

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Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

Hey guys, that was a fun night. You should’ve stayed for the karaoke portion like the Gitmo team did. I might have a bit of a hangover today. The quiz wasn’t too surprising - teams didn’t move around much at all. And our first place team won a total of 60 bucks thanks to being Nationally Confirmed: We’re Hilarious. Next up, Worlds. They also reached the coveted 80 points range. Not too close behind them in second place was Elves Bells, whom I believe was in second last week too. Work a little harder guys! However, If So Hard had used their joker in round 2, they would’ve been in 2nd. Such a tricky part of the game. On to the rounds.

Round 1: Did you guys see Obama on Colbert? I think he did a great job on “The Decree.” I’ve always loved that segment of the show and was happy to see it Our Dear Leader do it so well. Best answer goes to Alex Trebek’s Moustache Groomers for the asthma awareness phrase, “Hit that inhaler (yo).”

Round 2: No one killed it in this round but most teams did a decent job. There was that one song no one knew. Funny thing, all my foreign students know and love John Denver’s “Country Roads” and I have no idea why. I mean it’s a great song but why is it an international hit…still? Where are our songs about Concord?

Round 3: Have you guys met Dan Brown yet? He’s a local, so people are often telling me he lives near them but I’ve never seen him. Maybe I should look up what he looks like though. I’ve never read his books. Maybe I should to support the local artists. The Robert Ludlum question threw you off. Jingle Balls hoped it was Matt Damon.

Round 4: This round was kinda fun. Unique for sure. You guys did pretty well with it too. I wanted to forgo the bonus question and instead have each team write what their team name would be if White Men Can’t Jump came out now. Best answer for the round goes to Tis the Season for “cricket whacker.” The funny thing is that it’s called a bat, just like ours.

Round 5: Almost every team got 7, with one team getting 6. It was because no one knows Albert Finney. But the best one goes to Alex Trebek for “Marky Mark’s distant cousin.” I just like saying my cocaine like Michael Caine would. 

Round 6: Does anyone love The Darjeeling Limited? I liked it but it’s definitely at the bottom of Wes Anderson movies. I love the part when they save the boys in the river and Owen (I think) says “I couldn’t save mine.” Obviously the best answer goes to Gitmo for “Aladdin” instead of Solomon.

Round 7: I lovely little BBC round that some of you loved and others hated. I’m just excited for “Downton Abbey” to come back soon. It’s a total soap opera now but maybe that’s something I didn’t know I love. Best answer goes to Fo’ Shizzle for “Magic School Bus” instead of “Top Gear!”

Round 8: The thing I love about Singapore is that it has the same initials as me. When I was there i bought a bunch of magnets that say “I heart SG” to give to my family. Yeah you do. 

Well it was nice seeing you all tonight and I hope to see you next week. I should have a brand new haircut then, unless I cancel because I’m poor now. Have a good week!

Yours for now, Quizzle

The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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9:35 PM, December 03, 2014
Scores
Tasteful Genocide 83

Destiny's Stepchild 82

So Hard Like Bill Cosby in the 70s 79

It May Not Look Like it but We are Currently Filiming a British Pornography 70

So Hard to be Indicted 70

The Copied Cats 69

Black Stormtroopers Make the Force AwakenÉin My Pants 64

Pizza Blunt 64

Cosby Pudding It In 59

Bill Cosby's First 56

Sarah Gerard 50

Keidrew 21

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Quiz Schedule
Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

Hey there. Nice to see you tonight. What a strange day it was, weather-wise. I don’t know if I’ve seen blades of grass freeze individually like that before. Pretty cool looking, especially when it’s not that cold out and we can enjoy it.  We also had a unique night. We only had one joker before round 8, which made for an anybody’s game kinda night in the end. Tasteful Genocide took it all but they only beat Destiny’s Stepchild  by one point and it was only because the latter used their joker in the wrong round. My favorite answers of the night both came from Bill Cosby’s First. In Round 1 they were the only ones to guess a non presidential election year (1974), and in Round 3 they guess that the symbol on the 5 key is a smiley face. Maybe one day. Onto my good answers.

Round 1: Seriously, I feel bad for the mail people in Atlanta because i’m pretty sure there’s a bunch of Peachtree Streets and they even intersect. 

Round 2: This round was really strange. A lot of teams did really well, scoring above 12 points, but only two teams (one later had 7 players) used their joker. I had to go back and make sure I hadn’t missed any because I was so surprised.  Some of the teams who usually do well in round 2 just missed the mark, probably because they were missing key players. Not sure what happened with my namesake team though.

Round 3: Four teams got a perfect round here. How do you guys know that stuff? Not sure I would’ve gotten any right. I probably use the ! the most and the other keys rarely at best. Not sure I’ve ever used &. #whatstheworldcomingto

Round 4: Last time I was in San Diego a friend of mine kept texting me about her Lyft and I did not know what she was talking about. Do they not have Uber over there yet? Remember that episode of “Bob’s Burgers” this season called “Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl”? Genius.

Round 5: I definitely know about Drake being Wheelchair Jimmy but I”ve never seen an episode of “Degrassi” and have always wondered why it’s called the next generation. Is it a reboot of an original Degrassi from like England or something? Is it a “Star Trek” reference?

Round 6: Well, what I really want to write about is Working Girl because the dim sum scene is so good. “Have you heard of this popular new thing called Dim Sum?” Was there a time in my life before I ate dim sum? But also because I just rewatched that movie while the Internet was out and it never gets old. Such a good DVD purchase ten years ago. Same with Coming to America. Movies from my childhood had so many good lines. But in the end, nothing beats Overboard

Round 7: These were all good clips. I’m sorry that I’ve never seen The Fighter. It just doesn’t seem like my genre. I’ll watch it one day. Also, I remember that line from I Love You, Man because it was when HBO was becoming more mainstream but being a married couple was one of the requirements of having it. Now we can all watch! I also remember in that movie they used the original iPhone ringtone and I had recently bought mine. I kept checking to make sure my phone was silent.

Round 8: Not a bad round. Not as good as round 2, and no one got Kirstie Alley I think, but the presidents were pretty good. The hardest one was probably the pets. I don’t think anyone guessed turtles. Who knew that more people have a turtle than a hamster?! Seems kinda inhumane really.

Well that’s what’s going on. Enjoy your holiday shopping and I’ll see you next week for more quizzing fun.

Yours for now, Quizler

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