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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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9:20 PM, April 01, 2015
Scores
So Hard to Pull Out in Time 83

Mojo Hojo and Xenu's Left Nut 79

Rick Astley vs Your Mom 76

Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat 70

Diane Canada 59

Bridget Jones Diarrhea 59

Entry-Level Positions Available, Hookers may Inquire Within 57

My Downstairs Mixup 57

The White Walkers 55

Ezra Allen Poundcake 53

We Didn't Know it was Trivia Night 48

Book Clubbers 47

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Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

What a fun night! We had quite the rambunctious sing-a-long and no crazy bar activities to hold us back. So Hard got on top with their perfect round 2 and stayed there all night.  Mojo Hojo took and with a a later joke but if our returning champs, Rick Astley had waited to joker round 8 they would’ve had 2nd in the bag. That’s the way it always goes though. 

There are a lot of cop shows out there but the only one I watch is “Castle” and I’ve stopped liking it. I watch it while I prepare for this quiz actually because it doesn’t require much attention. “Bob’s Burgers” on the other hand requires serious attention, so much so that I have to pause it sometimes.

Once when I was subbing a physics class I watched Apollo 13 three times. There’s a line in it that I still can’t figure out. Something about an STD or something. I dunno. 

I really like country music but lately I’ve been preferring the female artist over the male artists considerably. “Girl in a Country Song” probably made it worse since it’s so true. Co-ed groups are cool though.

Did I tell you about my friend who told me “Bootylicious” was her wedding song? It’s a weird thing to lie about when you’re drunk but it happened.

I absolutely love Charlie Murphy. His insane smile is so fun. He needs to do more.

Remember the opening ceremonies in 2008? I remember the fireworks were CGI and the little girl was lip synching because the good singer wasn’t pretty enough to be featured on international television. It was good though.

I always though the Brain in “Pinky and the Brain” was supposed to sound like Kevin Spacey. I found out later in life he’s supposed to sound like your favorite quiz answer. You know what I’m talking about even though NONE of you got it tonight.

I promised I’d school you on SUVs so here is what I know, which means, the truth. SUVs were invented after President Clinton put the CAFE law into effect. The law made rules for cars’ gas mileage. So people were like, let’s make a vehicle that isn’t a “car” and can have shitty gas mileage because global climate change is hoax. This is why a compact SUV, especially a hybrid, makes no sense. Just drive a GD car, a-holes.

All of my favorite answers tonight were courtesy of We Didn’t Know it was Trivia Night (hello Congo!) but one of the best was on the visual round they wrote, “Lord Grantham.” I mean, if the guy had a brother there wouldn’t be a need for all this second cousin b.s.

Thanks for coming out tonight and making my night fun. Let’s do it again next week.

Yours for now, Quizler

The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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9:05 PM, March 25, 2015
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The Tacos of Climate Change 77

Live Free and Kids Don't Have an Opinion 76

Rear Admiral Mojo Hojo Loves the Navy Gravy 75

Lick My Sweaty Taint 72

Pizza Blunt 69

Choke a Bitch with my Dick Jones is Back, Sarah 62

Sooooo Soft 58

Lamar Latrell 57

Swords of Destiny 53

We Put the Meat in Team 52

No Name Double Fisters 52

Ichthysaurus 46

James May's Ferrari Listing 45

Kaiti Girl 45

Toto 8

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Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

Tonight was fun for me. I rarely argue with people who prove themselves wrong and then turn to me and are like, wow, worry, you were right. That happened to me several times tonight and it felt great. More of that please. Most of you had a pretty good night too considering 6 teams won money, 3 people took home 4-packs of beer, and several of you undeservedly took home pint glasses (two of you deservedly - Charlotte and Katie!). Tacos stayed on top all night with Live Free right behind them to come in second.

In other news, Did I ever tell you that I dated a guy who’s dad was one of the characters in “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?” Well, it’s true. That dad became a successful soap opera writer.

Do you know what’s impossible to do? Say “going to” instead of “gonna” consistently. It’s just natural. Which is one of the main reasons I thought The Village was such a dumb movie. No one speaks without contractions. Not even in olden times. Not even in cults. Just because you’re secluded from the rest of society doesn’t mean you’re gonna speak formally all the time. Yeah the language will change but not that way. Get a damn linguist on your writing team, Shyamalan. 

No one does a good presupposition joke as good as Stephen Colbert. Well, with one exception: “everyone knows that Custer was defeated at the battle of little bighorn. What this book presupposes is: maybe he didn’t?” What a goddamn genius line that is. 

Twelfth Night is maybe my favorite Shakespeare play and also probably my favorite Amanda Bynes movie. But I do love What a Girl Wants so it may be a tossup. I bet I could spend a good Saturday with an Amanda Bynes movie marathon. Don’t tell. 

Well, since several of you left your free pint glasses behind you’re going to have to steal them back from the bar next week. See you then! Enjoy the nice weather blip.

Yours for now, Quizler

The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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8:25 PM, March 18, 2015
Scores
Mojo Hojo and the OTP Handies 81

Communism is Just a Red Herring 79

Leftover Cornbeef 76

Campaign for Equal Heights 74

Team Blacksmith 67

Alice with Brownies 65

There's Skittles in There 63

I Wish This Microphone Was a Dong 57

Naughty by Nurture 55

Newmarket Junkies 47

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Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

Did you guys watch “Bob’s Burgers” this week? It told made fun of us. All of us. So good; check it out if you haven’t already, which you have because you have good taste.

Things you need to know this week;

This whole time I thought Chile relleno was pronounced with an enye. rellenyo is really hard to say.

Maroon 5 may or may not be using some secret formula for song writing that makes their shitty songs super catchy. I always hate their singles at first but eventually I stop switching the radio station and start to love singing along. “Following following following” So fun.

Lindsey Lohan’s Freaky Friday is a good movie. I have a bit of a bias for body switching movies though since it’s my favorite genre. I also love Vice Versa and in the best of the sub genre, Prince and Pauper, is Justin Timberlake’s Model Behavior. I have it on VHS if you want to borrow it.

You can see an original Edward Hopper at the Currier museum in Manch. Yeah that’s not too exciting but there’s also a Picasso there! And it’s free for NH residents on Sundays.

Jaime and I watched A Princess Bride this month. She told me she saw Andre the Giant wrestle live! And you call yourself a wrestling fan, other people.

I’ve been trying to think about my favorite Terry Pratchett Disk World story lines. I think it was Death. The Night Watch was always solid but probably in 2nd place was the wizards. I’ve confronted several people over the years thinking they were dressed as a character of his and they’ve always been like, who? One of those people was our own Noah.

Of Mulder and Scully, I still don’t know which was the guy. One day when there’s lots of daylight I’ll watch “X-Files.”

My favorite answers of the night:

Newmarket Junkies (I still don’t know which team they were), with “We opted out of this question for one of the round 1 questions. Good one, guys.

Naughty by Nurture for “Allouette” as their long A-word in round 6. It’s a cheese, yeah?

Communism is Just a Red Herring for “it” in round 6 (how do you spell it?). These are the same guys who’s team name was “up dog” last week.

Campaign for Equal Heights in round 7 with “Crossroads.” Was Samuel L Jackson in that movie? Did he date Britney Spears and I forgot?

Enjoy the rest of your spring break. I’m enjoying my job. I et to listen to Ramiro and the Jam Scam every morning. It makes waking up worth it. For rilz.

Yours for now, Quizler

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