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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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9:15 PM, November 19, 2014
Scores
So Hard to Blow 70 inchesÉin Buffalo 77

Ass Hair: A Young Man's Game 71

Real Housewives of Charlie Manson 65

Camp Anawana, We Hold You in Our Hearts 65

Happy 1 Year Anniversary to Us 63

Does this Pudding Pop Taste Like Roofies? 59

Cer-Vix-a-Lot 56

Breaking Boundaries Likes Kim K's Ass 45

Moist is the Classy Wet 40

Last One There is a Penis Pump 36

No Bill, I Don't Want to See Your Fat Albert 31

Maplecrest 18

Something Awful 12

Relic Wing 6

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Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

A lovely night for some quizzing, don’t ya think? Throughout the quiz people were all tied up but once everyone used their joker we had some clear winners. So Hard was always gonna win with that perfect round two that no one else came close to though. Congrats to Ass Hair who beat their rivals for second place.

Round 1: It’s been a while since we had some Greek and Roman gods questions. I’m totally behind on my Percy Jackson reading too. The new one came out already and I’d been waiting to read the one before that until closer to the new one coming out but then I forgot/lost interest. Maybe I’ll get on it during the holidays again.

Round 2: Another straight forward round 2. This one had something for everyone. Sometimes it feels like it’s been too long since I’ve heard Britney’s breakout hit, but then I go to the Church and there’s Maeghen playing it like a champ.

Round 3: I only have 4 of these albums and at least 3 of them were stolen via Napster or friends. I think the only one I paid for was… Shania Twain’s “Come on Over” and I’m not sure why. I’ve never listened to the whole thing. I probably just wanted to support a fellow woman.

Round 4: I now realize why the book, About a Boy was so named. In it, the “boy’s” crush is a girl who loves Kurt Cobain and his subsequent death plays a major role in their relationship. In the movie version, she loves Mystikal, which is a very odd choice. In the TV show, she likes punk so far. 

Round 5: I’ve seen fewer than half of these movies. Odd. I’ve seen Hook several times, one being this season. It’s so good and I love Rufio so much. I wish he was in the new Korra episodes because I miss his voice.

Round 6: Yay for portmanteaus! Is Shar-pay a legit woman’s name? It seems a bit strange as the name of the ‘yatch in “High School Musical.” I wonder if people are naming their kids that now. Yeeks.

Round 7: Well I’ve seen 3 of these. The best one being “Dr. Horrible” of course. So damn good. I love Nathan Fillion but he really made me hate him in this. I do love the fan girl shirts though and there’s a guy who comes around the Church who unknowingly wears one. Best answers for this round: So Hard with “Sherman Shephard Pie,” No Bill..Fat Albert with “Pomerarian Be Anthony,” and Cer-vix-a-lot with “Saint Sandra Bernhardt.”

Round 8: My favorite line ever from “30 Rock,” which is saying something, is when Liz uses the word “ergo” and her douchey ex says “Argo [pronounced ergo], Affleck will finally get the Oscar he deserves.” Also, I love in Clueless when Cher schools the bitchy date of her “brother” when she knows all of Hamlet’s lines because she’s a Mel Gibson fan. Funny how quickly that crush became dated!

We’ll take next week off for some turkey but when we come back it’s all Garth all the time.

Yours for now, Quizler

The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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9:47 PM, November 12, 2014
Scores
So Hard to Finger a Bowling Ball 89

Herpes, The Love Bug 87

Low Self Esteem 84

Khal Drogo's Dating Tips: It's Not Rape if You Buy Her First 83

Abra-Cadaver 83

Joe Mama 83

Puddin' My Pops in Your Mouth 81

Inexplicably Moist 80

Let's Greese Up These Beefcakes 79

You Oughtta Know 67

Sexy IT 67

Here Goes Nothin 67

FuckÉ 60

The Fish Boxers 56

Doggie Dog Yeaaaaa 48

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Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

Big night! We had lots of people and I thought they were all pretty respectful.  I was surprised you all came out with the accident on 108 too. Did you sneak some of those free wings? Yeah you did! Good work. We had a little excitement with a first place tie between So Hard and Herpes, who are both returning champs. So Hard came out for the win with 3 verses 1 in sudden death. Good work. Now some quiz thoughts.

Round 1: Head cheese always reminds me of Seinfeld because of the grocery store bit from his album. I can hear him saying it and then exclaiming how awful it sounds. I don’t think I’ve ever had it though. No clue what it is. And that’s from a cheese lover.

Round 2: These a cappella covers were pretty straight forward. In college I loved going to see the a cappella contests on campus. Probably because they usually sing fun pop songs whereas the other campus bands played boring originals. Except for Candiflyp, who played an amazing original called “Party Ho” that really spoke to my friends and me.

Round 3: First lines of movies are way easier to figure out than first lines of songs. Especially when you’re talking about putting Baby in the corner and whatnot.

Round 4: You might not know this about me but I’m a candy hoarder. Once in college I had a box of Peeps lying around and a huge tin of Altoids. A classmate of mine came to the room to study and he saw the stuff and was like, “can I partake?” and I was like, yeah have at it. The next thing that happened will always be burned in my memory. He took an entire row of Peeps and ate them all at once. Then, THEN he took a HANDFUL of Altoids and popped them in his mouth. My roommate and I were shocked. First of all, who can even eat a whole one Peep, let alone a row of them? I can barely eat one Altoid too. Well, that guy was my hero and still is. Props to Low Self Esteem who was the only team to get Buster Keaton.

Round 5: I guess I should’ve seen Gravity by now and should know who lives or dies. My bad.

Round 6: Oh great, a round on the confusing England country/countries. I’m really glad that I know what a butty is now because I really love sandwiches and need to know that kind of thing if I ever travel to the north of England or something. It’s gotta be better than a panini. Best worst answer goes to Abra-Cadaver for the British Peninsula of Korea.

Round 7: You guys did way better on this round than you thought you would. Joe Mama saved their joker for this and got a perfect score. I forgot to make a Binders full of women joke too. I was going to say that Herpes would have that edge if only they’d consult their binders full of women. The female presence is lacking from that team week after week.

Round 8: Have you seen the Berlin Wall piece in Boston? It’s in a pretty random spot that seems to only be seen by Duck Tour. It’s right by the place where the Duck goes from land to water. Maybe Boston didn’t want Berlin to take away from it’s own touristy history. Although they did put the Holocaust memorial in the middle of the Freedom Trail. Hm.

It was a good night, complete with a Your Mom joke from me a Joe Mama team name. Yeah, old school! November is looking good!

Yours for now, Quizler

The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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10:03 PM, November 05, 2014
Scores
We Rock 78

So Hard to Stay So Hard 74

That's a Penis, Charlie Brown 74

Dick or Treat 73

Scott Brown Carpet Bagged Your Mom 73

Hot for Teacher 68

Requiem for a Team 57

Scott Brown 2016 Maine 57

Scott Brown's Next Big VT Adventure '16 51

Tequila Mockingbird 45

At Least My Hat is not as Bad as Hers 34

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Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

Thanks for coming out tonight and skipping the Country Music Awards. I know how important they are to all of you. And congratulations on very narrowly escaping a Scott Brown regime. whew! It seems at least three teams tonight felt the same way. It was a wild night with a 3rd place tie and a 2nd place tie. with a free beer to those participating in the chug off. Good effort That’s a Penis but So Hard has the chugging down to a science. On to the quiz.

Round 1: I thought Lucy Liu got her start on “Alley McBeal.” She was on that show right? I also didn’t know Dunkin’s was in New York that long ago but now they have New York’s cronut. I tried it today. It’s not too exciting. I’d rather have a cruller.

Round 2: Wish we’d gotten some Dire Straits, “Money for Nothing” here. Is Cee Lo Green still making music?

Round 3: Ooh a Royal Tenenbaums question! I love when Owen Wilson says, “That’s sick and gross.” It is. And only slightly grosser than in Clueless when Cher dates her ex-step-brother. Speaking as someone who has one of those I can tell you that it is not okay. Thanks to So Hard for writing “yesz” for the Hardy Boyz.

Round 4: Um all I have to say about this round is that I just watched the episode of “Gilmore Girls” where the 3rd graders put on a production of “Fiddler on the Roof” for some reason. Tradition…Tradition! A couple of teams put Stephanie Meyers for the vampires and Jesus writer. hilar. I can’t believe how racist you guys are confusing China and Japan. C’mon!

Round 5: A true geeks round.

Round 6: Happy Guy Fawkes Day! Anyway, foxes are cute and The Fox and the Hound is one of the saddest movies ever. Right up there with Simba seeing his dad die. Sorry to bum you guys out with it. Also, remember Garth hearing “Foxy Lady” in Wayne’s World? I loved that.

Round 7: I went to see “Shrek the Musical” in Prescott Park this summer. It was kinda cute. The best song was “Let Your Freak Flag Fly” of course. I think I may be the only one who loved the new Hairspray with John Travolta. I go to Baltimore once a year and end up singing the opening song for at least 48 hours. 

Round 8: I remember reading “Freakonomics” and thinking it was life changing. I don’t remember much about it now. Nice work to so many of you for knowing about dying languages.

Well, thanks for coming out. I’ll see you next week when we’re all recovering from our Veteran’s Day binges.

Yours for now, Quizler

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