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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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8:35 PM, October 22, 2014
Scores
Poo Stick 82

Queef Stroganoff 75

My Other Team is the A Team 74

Mother Medusa 72

Fakin it Like Renee Zellweger's Face 71

Hands Up Don't Shoot 69

You May Win But We Have Your Wife 62

Megadeathamphetamine 61

Wild CardÉBitches! 60

Lesbians and Subarus 58

So Confusing 49

Suspicious Wizards 42

Fighting Mongooses 37

All By MyselfÉBut Not in Last Place 32

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Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

We’re in the midst of October, which is turning out to be the best month every year in NH. We get a little heat, a little cold, and so much damn beauty it’s insane. Yeah there’s a bunch of rain this week but it’s kinda nice. You know what else is nice? Tonight’s quiz! We saw the return of our previous longtime champs Poo Stick (formerly other things but I usually call them the Physics team behind their back). They broke 80 and didn’t even go for the third 16 point round. IN fact no one did. For shame. Anyway…

Round 1: Why do I have to pronounce archipelago like that? It seems wrong. I don’t like it and I hate that it’s the brand of my favorite candles so I can’t avoid it forever.

Round 2: I’m sorry, but once I camped out to get Dave Matthews Band tickets. It was college and I was experimenting I guess. I got terrible tickets anyway. I don’t even know any of their songs that weren’t on the radio. If my friends had to describe me in 3 words at least one of them would be “poser.”

Round 3: I love J.K. Simmons and it’s too bad his “Legend of Korra” character didn’t make it to the round. He’s pretty great in that role. He also was good as the blind guy in that one show last year that was sadly canceled. 

Round 4: Whoa, Keene is national news legit. But the pressing matter is about HBOGo. Am I the only one who’s worried that they’re going to start cracking down on password sharing now that they can charge everyone? I’d rather use my parents’ password than have to pay for it. Best/worst answer goes to You May Win… for saying the female CEO was for the company “Spanx.”

Round 5: Maybe I should start checking out Reddit?

Round 6: For some reason we had Gateway instead of GATE in my school.  I definitely didn’t belong in it but I made the grade every other year of my life. I was raised to be a critical thinker, which sometimes fooled my teachers into thinking I was smart, but I hate doing extra work. Bare minimum is my thing. Worst answer goes to both Fakin it Like Renee Z for “Ice box” and You May Win for “Turn Table.” Yeah turn tables totally went out of style by 1880.

Round 7: I absolutely love Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy” but more than that I love the Lego version of the music video. I think I love the song because the original “Ridin’ Dirty” was just so great. 

Round 8: What should I focus on here? Another NH question! Two in one night. We rule! And a Babysitter’s Club question. Claudia was the one who dotted her i’s with hearts, right? I absolutely loved that. I wished I had an i in my name. Good thing I don’t. And how about those tough vegetable questions? I’m obsessed with carrots and didn’t know there were varieties. I’m not so good with my obsessions I guess. I knew the cabbage ones though, and most of you did too. When people ask me what I miss most about Korea, I say it’s the boiled cabbage. I rarely knew what I was ordering so it was always a treat to get boiled cabbage in my meal. Best answer goes to Fakin it for the abbreviation of Jesus… Jews as “NSFW.”

And there’s another week of nonsense off my mind. It’s yours now; enjoy it.

Yours for now, Quizler

The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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7:57 PM, October 15, 2014
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Paris, Where the Sun Doesn't Shine 82

That's no Moon 80

Lady Plasma 80

Now Tranning on Twitter 74

Jeopardy! Twitter Biddies 74

And on the 7th Day, G-d gave us Thomas Brady 74

I Thought This was Speed Dating 69

How to Tran Your Dragon 67

Tequila Mockingbird 64

The Swedish Fishes 60

Live Free, Die So Hard 60

Aye chef Eye 48

Today's Winner 5

Eek! A Mouse! 4

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Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

Obviously we have to start off with a big shoutout to Dan Tran for being a Jeopardy! champion and winning enough money to buy us all at least a round. He’s still down to Earth enough to play with us even though his awkward charm made national news. Congrats, man! You all clearly knew about that though seeing as how so many of tonight’s team names were focused on him. A few of you had so many names you couldn’t just stick to one. Might I mention that it was my original team that used his name in our team name before it was cool. Anyway, the quiz:

Round 1: I think we’ve had enough Blake Shelton questions for life. That guy does not need to be famous anymore and this from a country music fan. I like Miranda Lambert and really any female country artist but he just seems like a douche and we don’t need to talk about him anymore.

Round 2: October 15th isn’t a bad day for music but that Ciara song sure is forgettable. I’ve played “Come on Over, Baby” at least a dozen times for you because that is a damn good song and I used to charm the men with it in my heyday. “Hit the Road, Jack” is one of the catchiest songs of all though.

Round 3: Obviously the penguins can’t live with the Polar Bears or there’d be no penguins at all. The penguins’ foe is the squa. 

Round 4: So even though most of you did not get the answer, are you excited about the “Twin Peaks” reunion or whatever it’s being called? Reboot I guess. I’m not. That show was scary and it seems like it was really good, but I’m too scared to watch and don’t need even more pressure to watch it. I watched the first movie, which was freaky enough. I’d get behind another Rick Moranis movie though for sure.

Round 5: Kind of an easy visual I’d say. The hardest thing for me is to remember that the show is called “Home Improvement” and not “Tool Time,” which is a way better name. I love that the Buffy Halloween episodes are always the least scary of the season. Especially the second time around knowing the ending. I also love the Xander never lost his army man knowledge. That “Castle” one was hard because the best Halloween episode was when he dressed as a brown coat in the 2nd season.

Round 6: Is “Top Gear” a show only for car lovers? It seems like a lot of people like that show and I didn’t know there were that many car enthusiasts. Should I check it out? Even though I’m not into cars at all and wish my Honda Civic would last forever (it will).

Round 7: Well this is a thing. I’ve edited this a few times so as not to be racist. Is that racist? Anyway, JD Salinger, man, JD Salinger.

Round 8: Once when I was subbing a Physics class I had to watch Apollo 13 three times in a day. But it was only the second half each time so during my lunch break I had to watch the first half just to create balance in my life. It was a hard way to make $70. Most subs don’t seem to want science classes because they think it’ll be too hard. They don’t know it’s easy-ass boring shit. Once I had to show a pre 9/11 video about the making of the World Trade buildings. It was horrifying for only me because the class hadn’t lived through the fall. Once I had to show a video about how Darwin married his cousin. The worksheet was like, what did Darwin say to his cousin? And then, what did his wife respond? What?! That guy was supposed to be smarter than that. Like the originator of how to make good genes. The movie about Nobel was better.

Anyway, have a wonderful week and I’ll see you all next Wednesday for my very last 13 hour work day! Huzzah!

Yours for now, quizler 

The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH 03857
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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9:03 PM, October 08, 2014
Scores
So Hard it Hurts 73

Ballpark Frank Sherbert 72

7th Hell:The Camden Family Secrets 69

Loose Seal 63

The Stone Church Hookers 63

Red Bull Didn't Give me Wings and all I Got was $10 62

7 Minutes in Heaven: Fun for all Ages 61

Ray's Sassy Liquors 59

Megadeath-Amphetamine 56

Look! I have a Funny Team Name. Pay Attention to Me! 44

Ebola Rollas 43

Thundercats are Go! 43

Boo Yah Girls 29

Aspergers Social Club 27

Team Thunda 26

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Wednesday 7pm-9pm The Stone Church, Newmarket, NH
Sarah (Quizler)

College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!

Well I sure had fun tonight. No one said “what?” and everyone was nice and organized. You guys are my favorite quizzers. Let’s keep it going every week. We had some really good team names this week, the best being about the 7th Heaven dad. He wrote an article years ago for the Huffington Post about how a TV show was using his real name as one of their characters’ names. He said that shows have research teams to make sure the characters don’t have similar names to real life famous people and he was surprised that he wasn’t famous enough to make the list seeing as he was on a hit TV show for ten years. Well, you’re famous now!

Round 1: There used to be a restaurant in San Diego called Kansas City BBQ, whose claim to fame is that the “seedy bar seen in Top Gun” was filmed there. I went there and didn’t recognize it. The place burned down some years ago though.

Round 2: Meat Loaf is something special, isn’t he? Sometimes I think about how people like Martin Luther King Jr accomplished so much at such a young age and I’ve done nothing. But then there’s people like Meat Loaf who didn’t seem to do much of anything for awhile and then, like a bat outta hell, kicked it into high gear. There’s hope for everyone. Also was your final score higher than expected? I accepted the Beatles and Wings! 

Round 3: Yay for a completely female round? As far as random multiple choice rounds go, this one was pretty good for y’all.

Round 4: Now here’s a theme I approve of. Boston cream is the best, isn’t it. The other day someone brought a bunch of pastries while we were drinking. I took a Boston cream one and shared it with a friend, and then later she said, “get more of the eclairs.” It blew my mind. Is Boston cream just a different sized eclair?

Round 5: I used to watch “Bones.” Actually I started watching it for kind of a funny reason. I love Aziz Ansari and follow him on Twitter. He used to be the king of Twitter but he’s been busy lately and Ken Jennings took over the crown. Anyway, Aziz was promoting “Park and Rec,” which was apparently competing at the same time slot as “Bones.” So Aziz started saying things like, “Watch Parks tonight because I hear David Boreanaz is a child molester.” I had recently finished binge-watching “Buffy” and didn’t know that Boreanaz had a new show. I realized there must be a show with him on at the same time and started watching it. I only watched stuff on Hulu so the time slots didn’t matter. I stopped watching when Bones stopped being a genius archeologist and became a literal-minded idiot. I blame “The Big-Bang Theory.” Loose Seal was the only team to get all 8 in this one, mostly because the “Arrested Development” guy was the hardest, but they lived up to their team name.

Round 6: Holy crap soccer is scary! How many of you got Hong Kong because you’re may Facebook friend?

Round 7: You know who loves McDonald’s fries? The owner of our venue, which is why your meals come with skinny fries a la McD’s. Speaking of MacDowell’s, I had the opportunity to show that movie to my friend from South Africa. Quite the experience I must say. I’m proud of how many of you knew “The Wire” finally! The Stone Church Hookers were highest here with 7. I don’t think anyone got “Mac & Me.”

Round 8: Most of what I know about the Korean war I learned from “Mad Men.” Shh, don’t tell. Also, psh, compound nouns.

Don’t forget, I’ll see you all Monday at 7:30 for a very special viewing of one of our own on national television!

Yours for now, Quizler

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