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Old Chicago (Market Street)
1415 Market St
Denver, CO 80202
Thursdays: 8:00 PM

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12:37 PM, May 18, 2012


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Popcorners	70

Nerdy Sanchez	64

Who Let the Bees Out	59

Team Indiana Pacers & Liberty For All	58

Team Awesome	58

Jason Shane	56

San Diego	36

A&E	22

Kalen/Taryn	11

There Are No Stupid Questions, Just Stupid Answers

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For this blog, I often wax longwinded on some lame theme looping through the rounds or a banal anecdote including drunken people performing a post-game danceoff. But this time around I am going to present the best answers to questions from Thursday's quiz!

You can applaud now. So, without further ado, here are the best that were legible!
-Question 2 of Round 1 wanted players to name the Twisted Sister lead singer. Kalen/Taryn wrote down "Mr. Sister twisty hair- DJ." Close enough.

-Team Indiana Pacers & Liberty For All either didn't get the hints that every play in Round 7 was written by Shakespeare or they think that the Bard penned Phantom of the Opera and Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

-Also in the theater round, Popcorners are fans of the "Tapping of the Shrew". They would definitely tap that shrew.

-According to Nerdy Sanchez, the Olden Twins own a clothing brand called Anorexic Tweens. San Diego, on the other hand, is pretty sure Mary Kate and Ashley run a line named Candi Slutz.

-Who Let the Bees Out won hands down with this endearing and not-at-all pervy aside to the Round 6 question on Heather Graham: "This team would have sex w/ Heather Graham*

*Not at the same time"

-And thankfully, nobody dared issue a snarky joke for the racism round.

Congratulations to all who were mentioned. And to everybody else: lucky you. See, when nothing interesting happens at the game, I'm forced to trot out gimmicks like this! Next time I want to see shenanigans, wittier team names and if somebody accidentally sets themselves on fire, that would be at the very least mildly amusing. Make it happen, people! My blog is counting on you.

Old Chicago (Market Street)
1415 Market St
Denver, CO 80202
Thursdays: 8:00 PM

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12:50 PM, May 11, 2012


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It's a Shameful Thing Lobsterhead	67

Fuster Cluck	65

Birdman's Foundation for Children	55

Holy Bean	52

Never Nudes	46

Dark Knights	44

Mobile Homies	40

Condor	31

C-Face Bristol Palin	29

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't	4

Nuggetz Wit Attitudes

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I don't often want the local sports team to lose or not make the playoffs, but Thursday was different. The Denver Nuggets faced off with the LA Lakers in a major game, but all I could think about was how fricking annoying were these louder-than-normal drunks, oafish jocks and skanky girls. And you know shit is going down when I start badmouthing skanky girls. So Nugs fans, cause all the mayhem you want; but whatever you do, never patronize a nursery or babysitting business setup by a tatted-up white guy on your favorite team's roster. For the love of God.

It's a Shameful Thing Lobsterhead brogue-kicked their way to number 1 while Fuster Cluck came in at a close second place. Birdman's Foundation for Children, easily the best team name of the night, was in third, with Holy Beans, the Never Nudes, the Dark Knights, Mobile Homies and Condor following behind. I had promised C-Face Bristol Palin that I would say what the C in their name stood for on the microphone at the end of the night if they did well, but they quit after Round 6. So I never did. But because I'm a somewhat nice guy (and flattered that they insisted I pose for a picture with them), I'll do it here on the blog. Cunt. There it is. CUNT. Cunty cunt cunt.

Oh shit, maybe it was cock?

Old Chicago (Market Street)
1415 Market St
Denver, CO 80202
Thursdays: 8:00 PM

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1:03 PM, May 04, 2012


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Never Nudes	75

Shitter Was Fuck	69

Fuster Cluck	62

Parade of Horribles	61

Math-Holes	56

Brock Broke My Elbow	55

Condor	40

We Hate the Mellow Mushroom	35

Gregory Gagonit	31

Golden Girls	25

Smart Asses	24

Bryan Viltescas	8

Dumbstep

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There was an uproar following this past Thursday's game. Hmmmm , maybe uproar is too soft a term. How about shitstorm. Yeah, that's more like it. There was a chaotic, no holds barred, violent, gory veritable SHITSTORM that resembled a Michael Bay movie, except this was actually entertaining to watch. All because of Round 7. Otherwise known as… the TV Themes Remixed into Dubstep Round.

Ok, ok, before you smash your computer through the window, let me just say that it's over now and the bad man (Skrillex) cannot hurt you anymore, my sweet child. Seriously though, I've never had so many people talk of heading to the Error-ogenous Zone to file complaints. Starting next week, I may ask the staff at Old Chicago to confiscate any and all pitchforks and torches that patrons have on their person. Are those even covered by concealed-carry permits?

First place in the quiz went to regulars The Never Nudes and second to newcomers from Austin, Shitter Was Full (they were so named because a woman in the group had this phrase on her shirt and I suggested they use it. Probably not my best idea.). In at third were Fuster Clucks while Parade of Horribles, who griped about garnering 2nd place last week, came away with 4th and took off from the bar before I could capture their emotional tumult on camera. Math-Holes ranked 5th and Brock Broke My Elbow were 6th, which prompted them to shoot a promo vowing to go on an extended vacation, but we all know they'll be back next week like always. At 7th were Condor (I got ahold of them with camera in hand before they could exit the building-- muhahaha) and We Hate Mellow Mushroom at 8th and Gregory Gagonit at 9th. The Golden Girls, who refuse to believe that platinum tops gold for some odd reason, were in the 10th spot and the rest of the teams were people who left the game early. So screw 'em. May dubstep form the soundtrack of their nightmares.

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