- California
- Colorado
- Aurora
- Arvada
- Avon
- Boulder
- Centennial
- Colorado Springs
- Denver
- Aqua Lounge
- Bender's Tavern
- Big Game
- Biker Jim's
- British Bulldog
- Cactus Wheel
- Casey's Bistro & Pub
- Caveau Wine Bar
- Darcy's Bistro & Pub
- Ernie's Bar & Pizza
- Freshcraft
- Goosetown Tavern
- Guy Harvey's Perfect Spot
- H Burger
- Highland Tavern
- Irish Hound
- Jake's Food & Sprits
- Jonesy's Eat Bar
- Jordan's Bistro and Pub
- Mead Street Station
- Mellow Mushroom (LoDo)
- Mile High Spirits
- Milo's Sports Tavern
- Moe's BBQ
- Nicolo's Pizza
- Old Chicago (Market Street)
- Pasquini's (DTC)
- Patrick Carroll's
- Pearl Street Grill
- Prickly Pete's
- Prohibition
- Rio Grande
- Rooster and Moon
- Scruffy Murphy's
- The Elm
- The HandleBar Tavern
- The Irish Rover
- The Irish Snug
- The Park Tavern & Restaurant
- The Pioneer
- The Rackhouse Pub
- The Whiskey Bar
- Three Dogs Tavern
- Three Lions Pub
- Wyman's No. 5
- Zio Romolo's Alley Bar
- Edgewater
- Englewood
- Fort Collins
- Grand Junction
- Gunnison
- Littleton
- Loveland
- Lone Tree
- Northglenn
- Sheridan
- Wheat Ridge
- Westminster
- District of Columbia
- Kansas
- Massachusetts
- Missouri
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New York
- Tennessee
- Texas
- Austin
- 400 Rabbits
- Bacon
- Billy's On Burnet
- Black Star Co-Op
- Frontier
- Gibson Bar
- Gourmands
- The Highball
- Jax Neighborhood Cafe
- The Lion and Rose Pub (Westlake Hills)
- Mister Tramps
- Nomad Bar
- North By Northwest Brewery (NXNW)
- Opal Divine's (Freehouse)
- Opal Divine's (Marina)
- Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
- Red's Porch
- Star Bar
- Strange Brew
- Trifecta on 3rd
- The Upper Decks
- Weirdo's
- Whip In
- Dallas
- Fort Worth
- Houston
- Irving
- Live Oak
- San Antonio
- Waco
- Austin
- Utah
- Virginia
- Washington
- Seattle
- Ballard Loft
- The Blarney Stone
- Blue Star Cafe
- Buckleys in Belltown
- Cafe Venus & Mars Bar
- The Central Saloon
- Dad Watson's
- The Dubliner
- Frontier Room
- The Hawk's Nest Bar and Grill
- The Highliner Pub
- Jabu's Pub
- Lunchbox Laboratory
- Mars Cafe
- Merchants Cafe and Saloon
- Molly Maguire's
- Ozzie's Seattle
- Paddy Coyne's (Seattle - Alaskan Way)
- Paddy Coyne's (Seattle - Thomas St.)
- Pied Piper Ale House
- Quarter Lounge
- The Waterwheel Lounge
- The White Rabbit
- Wing Dome (West Seattle)
- Tacoma
- Woodinville
- Seattle
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We learned a lot in round 4 tonight. Apparently, Race Bannon is a huge pedo and Tony Danza is a big proponent of the film Blood In Blood Out. Well whoever wrote that round was right....It Ain't Cannon.
Bill Belichick and the Dynamic Duo (which sounds like the real Bill Belichick's 70s band) duked it out on the dance floors of Wonderbar except they were filling out sheets instead of dancing. Discovery Channel popped in for a few too. God bless those men.
I really dug r2 because I HAVE TOURETTES SYNDROME. Sorry, that was just my Tourettes. I meant to say I don't have Tourettes Syndrome. Just kidding, I DO FUCK!
What else, what else. We all knew the Donna Summer round was coming up. I wish I had a good joke here but I don't.
The return of the SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON video round including my suggestion, Mystery Men. If you haven't seen that film. Rush out to your local video store or Netflix and don't watch it. It's bad.
Well Bill Belichick won by a Jeopardy style run away. There wasn't even a wagering system to let him pull a Cliff Clavin. But you can pull this if you want. (I'm talking about my penis.)
Seeya, back next week at 8 at Wonderbar.
F-Stop Fitzgerald
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Yes, that is a reference to a Magic the Gathering card but shut up. This is Geeks Who Drink son.
Thanks for coming out tonight. I had a really sore throat so I made my personal assistant and trainee Gabby take over for most of the quiz. I have been familiar with sore throats from my childhood and I'm familiar with training because I'm awesome. She did a great job and when you see her placed at a quiz make sure to give her a pat on the back and say it's from Barack Hussein Obama. She will know what you're talking about.
However, I had such a big ego that I read my own round 4. It was called That Sounds Familiar. I hope you guys liked it, I think I will write some more.
The giant Bill Belichick was thwarted in the end by One Second Without A Condom. By a measly 2 points. Maybe they are like Sampson but when they take off the condom they gain enough power to pull ahead. That sounds familiar.
Also when I was going back to my car I saw a dude plow right into four cars. That sounds like me.
F-Stop Fitzgerald
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Full disclosure, I used that joke title before. I knew I couldn't slip it by you wiley readers. I know you are reading all my blogs merciliessly scouring them to see if I repeat myself. Well you are right. I am all out of funny ideas. I actually just made this blog entirely from cutting up other blogs and pasting them. I'm a hack everybody.
A lot of you were caught stroking it on my favorite round which was 6. A swing and a jizz. Also nobody knew what flag they wave at you if you are cheating in a stock car race. Turns out it's the black flag. How great would it be if Henry Rollins waved that at you once. I bet you would crash your car like Dale Earnheart. I was talking about Jr. so it wasn't offensive. It's your own fault for thinking that way.
A surprising upset victory by Smurf on Your Face. Oh snap! Goes to show that it can be anybody's game. See you all next week at Wonderbar. Don't forget to sign the e-mail list and to give me a handy.
F-Stop Fitzgerald