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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA 95814
Wednesdays: 8:30 PM
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12:50 AM, February 26, 2015
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Where's Lawrence? 71

Green Pee 60

Soggy Bottom Boys 54

Plan B 52

Shitbiscuit, Like Seabiscuit But Shittier 52

No One Puts Baby in the CORNER!!!! 49

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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor

Wow, so I guess I crossed a line with some of the bar patrons last night when I said that the show Scandal sucked balls.  These ladies weren't actually playing the quiz (they came in late and seemed more interested in food than the pub quiz. Go figure), but they perked up and turned around when I mentioned the title of the show that, judging by their reaction, forms the basis of their religious beliefs.  After I then mentioned how shitty that television show is (aside from the outfits) I'm pretty sure they would have skinned me alive if they could have.  I really had no other option but to then continually insult Scandal for the remainder of the quiz.  It would have been wrong not to.  Seriously, who can enjoy that show?  It's homewrecking put to a themesong - and not even a GOOD themesong!!! (For reference, the X-Files and Star Trek: TNG have the best themesongs)

SO we traded Canada questions for Italy questions this time around.  Not one, not TWO, but THREE answers on the quiz were "Italy".  I'm not sure if that was accidental, or if the writers just like fucking with you guys, but I'm guessing it's the latter.  Where's Lawrence? held the top spot the entire quiz and finished out on top winning the $20 gift card.  Apparently Lawrence wasn't at the quiz because he was at home......studying.  WTF?  Our quiz is basically the same thing as studying, we just focus on the really important stuff, like how many pornos Peter North has starred in.  THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT MATTER IN LIFE, LAWRENCE. 

Don't forget about pint night next week before the quiz - and don't worry, Josh will be back to quiz your faces off!

 

Sucks to your ass-mar.

-Taylor (@QuizinatrixT)

The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA 95814
Wednesdays: 8:30 PM
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12:06 PM, February 19, 2015
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Suck it Dry 65

Humbleness, Lawrence 64

The Cleveland Steamers 63

Caesar Tossed Salads 62

Get Som 59

And Then There Were Two 57

Rainbow Warriors 56

Kanye's Humility 56

The Test Eagles 54

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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.

How was your Valentine's day?  Mine was great, haven't ate ice cream, cried, and jacked to Sex in The City in such a long time (I'm such a Samantha!!!!). 

So after many letters stuffed with used condoms being sent to them, Spotify decided to finally add Milli Vanilli to their library, and I shared the good news!!!  How can quiz night get any better?  Oh wait, I know how, by having ten killer teams!!!!!

This was the first night I've seen such a small gap between last place and first place.  We had some tough quote rounds that really threw some of us for a loop!  It always warms the heart of this lowly quizmaster when his favorite team name also takes first place, which this week's winners were Suck it Dry.  I am really really really sure that was not directed towards me in any way.

Oh!!!  There also was a fart bonus question.  I never knew you lose an 1/8th of a pound when farting.  If that applies to dogs, then Sansa would be skin and bones, cause all she does is lay around and blow up my room.

On that note, until next week!!!!

The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA 95814
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8:23 AM, February 12, 2015
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5000 Candles In The Wind 82

Irish Wristwatches 80

Come on Lawrence 79

Free Beer 70

Not so Smart 64

Who the Fuck Are #2 and #4 61

CBS 59

Peppy Vee 55

Death By Snoo Snoo 54

The Dumb Team 38

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Josh (The Josh)

Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.

What a great night!!!!!We had a packed house full of all your lovely faces!!!

 I'd have to say the visual round was my favorite with a sheet full of people that I'd love to bone!  Now to the meat of things, you damn kids and your nintendos!  How do you not know Racquel Welch, she's probably still bangable now, she's so hot!!!  Where's my shoe, I needs to throw it!!

So did you know gas came leaded first?  Neither did half of you whippersnappers, back in my day we had lead in our gas, and we liked it!!!!  So 5000 Candles in the Wind rightfully held the lead throughout the night, you guys need to be tested for performance enhancing substances!!  Everyone else, someone needs to take these fools down, meeting at my place next week!!!!

Well I have a fake adult prom to get myself ready for, until next time my quiz babies!

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