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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA 95814
Wednesdays: 8:30 PM
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1:25 PM, January 29, 2015
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It's Rex Manning Day 74

Peppy Vee 70

The Three MuskaBeers 58

Michael J. Fox Hand Jobs 57

Epic Failures 54

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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.

And Voyager was the worst Star Trek Series!!!!!

 

Now that we got that out of the way, what a great night!!  While the crowd wasn't huge, it was mighty!!!  It's Rex Manning Day took first place, along with my heart with that name.  If you do not know the reference, please stop everything and watch Empire Records immediately!!!!

I missed everyone here, even though I was only gone a week.  Is it next Wednesday yet?

 

The sound clip round was awesome, we had the Nerds from Barfleet Command Sacramento here, and luckily they killed it on that round, as it was about space vessels!!!  I would've ripped the pips off all of their necks if they blew that shit!

 

Also, as you know, I love to play music during the breaks, if there is anything that you'd think the crowd would love to hear, hand me a note with it, if you're a cute chick, add your number and the best bush I could hide behind near your place.

 

On that note, until next time....

The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA 95814
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12:35 AM, January 22, 2015
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This Splenda Tastes Like Anthrax... 85

Is Pat Canadian? 79

D in the B 77

T Bone Steaks 71

Peppy Vee 70

She Bone Steaks 69

Patrick's Got White Hair Party 68

Two Random Guys at the Bar 67

Dick Poop 2: Back 2 Tha Hood 67

Tek and Mek 55

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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor

I thought I was lucky to have had a Dick Poop round in one of my quizzes earlier this week.  Then, I thought I was lucky to have the chance to host a quiz at the Capital Garage (where I'd heard the food was awesome).  But gorrammit, I must have had some excellent karma coming my way because I got BOTH things at once!  New venue AND Dick Poop!  Josh is gonna be so jealous when I tell him about this.  He'll also be jealous when he hears about the random celebrity that showed up to the quiz while he was out of town.  In case you're wondering if you missed something, no, an actual celebrity did NOT come in but I think it would make a good story.  Who is famous-ish from Sacramento and could reasonably be thought to pop into Capitol Garage?  Adrienne Barbeau? Brian Posehn?  Sasha Grey?  (BTW if you recognize that last name, shame on you!)  Hey, maybe all three came in together and hung out with us.  I may have to do some Photoshopping to sell this...and I may have to delete this blog.  In any case, if Josh comes in next week talking about how he's disappointed he missed so-and-so, just go with it.

Last night we had at least 1 and 1/2 Canadians in the place.  I say 1.5 because I'm still not sure if we are counting Pat as a fully fledged Canuck.  According to the team names Pat is a closeted Canadian, and I'm not sure if that means he's hiding his northern heritage or he just wishes he was a mountie.  In either case, I'm deducting half a point for not owning it.  Let your donut-loving, Justin Beiber producing, freak flag fly my friend!  It was a pretty good night to be Canadian, or fake Canadian, since we had at least 3 questions pertaining to it - and like all Americans, I assume if you're from another country you will know EVERYTHING about it.

This Splenda Tastes Like Anthrax came out on top after 8 rounds to the quiz.  I'm assuming they mean the poison, but personally I like to picture them just grabbing one of the guys from the band Anthrax and licking his face.  I'm not sure which one would be the most unpleasant...Regardless, their victory song was definitely a first - Rubber Duckie by Ernie from Sesame Street.  Not ognna lie, I enjoyed it a lot more than an adult should probably admit to.

Welp, tht's it for me - or at least it is untill Josh pops too many of those little pills Bob Dole is so fond of and has to call off again. But hey, if you miss me, you can always catch me on Tuesdays and Thursdays at Alley Katz...just sayin'.

Deuces.

Taylor - @QuizinatrixT

P.S.  Dick Poop

The Capitol Garage
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10:32 AM, January 15, 2015
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T-Bone Steaks 83

Jungle Herpes 79

Cunnin' Linguists 70

No Chance 66

Peppy Vee 65

Josh is a Poopie 64

(PH) D 58

Low Expectations 56

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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.

Wow,

 

That's all I can say about the Obama round... Wow.  I've never had such a hard time trying not to laugh while reading a question.  The first half was just plain fairly current questions, and then boom, it was Obama’s fault for Tiananmen Square!!!!  The whole room was cracking up!!!!

So two weeks in a row we’ve had a great crowd here at Capitol Garage.  The staff was happy to see everyone there, and so was I!!  This was the most fun night there I’ve had to date, and can’t wait to see what’s in store in the future.  I played the Theme to the Greatest American Hero, I love how half the crowd was smiling and nodding, while the other half looked puzzled, that’s always a sign of greatness!!!

You can tell by the pics, everyone meant business!!  My nemesis the T-Bone Steaks showed up again, glad we can keep this relationship going!!!

Until next week…. 

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