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Maggie McGee's 6253 Highland Dr Salt Lake City, UT 84121 Tuesdays: 8:00 PM |
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It was a return to quizmasterdom last night after a week long trip out of state for green chiles, agave wine (which should have been called Homeless Piss) and blue corn EVERYTHING. I was just glad to not have to pay for my drinks again. I've been spoiled by working for Geeks to the point where I baulk at actually paying for my alcohol. Isn't my tipping enough? No? Shit.
Thank you all for coming out, and congratulations to Tiny Womb Adventures on first place. Thanks to Kate, a quizzer from Seattle, for coming out to my quiz and letting me know I am better than Jon Pio. YOU HEAR THAT PIO, UP THERE IN YOUR MODERN HOUSE, YOUR LOAD OF MONEY, YOUR DACHSHUND AND HER CUTE SWEATER, YOUR...your...
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*cries*
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Tonight's quiz went better than my anxiety riddled brain would allow me to imagaine. Not only did I remember to bring all the necessary equipment to the quiz, but I believe I entertained people as well, though albeit with less racism jokes than the usual QM Jesse Brake.
I particularly enjoyed the Round 7, Rich Girls/Poor Boys; not because I enjoyed any of those sappy overrated movies, but because it brought home the point that girls of higher status often enjoy affairs with disenfranchised young men. Many people believe that this is simply a rebellion phase girls of privilege go through, but growing up as a privileged white girl the one thing that separated the rich from the poor was their willingness to go “down south”.
What I mean by this is that rich boys don't eat pussy nearly as much as their poorer counterparts. I suppose in this day and age, cunnilingus is still considered a dirty act, or at the very least arduous and boring. I mean who actually wants to spend the time to eat a girl's box when she will just fake an orgasm for money?
At any rate, thank you to all the regulars who supported me and my first solo run as a Quizmaster.
Congratulations to Where the Wild Things Aren't for winning first place and Toxic Boobs...in bed for coming in second.
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1) We provide a great first date scenario. Is he an idiot? Does he think My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't is a good team name? Don't fuck him.
And...um...
Congratulations to Balls for first place. See you next week.