I gave a series of little known facts about Birthday Mike to you guys at Capital Bar and asked you to let your creative juices flow.  The following are your tributes to the birthday boy.

Happy Birthday Buddy!
We know you’re from Kentucky
So on your birthday we wish for you
ice cream
a Buccaneers win and
you get to finger your sister - DJ Jesus Died For Your Spins

The Buccaneer fan from Kentucky
Thought the 4th of July was most lucky
His folks named him Mike
Ice cream’s a big “like”
Mike, the Aggies are totally sucky - So Say We All

There once was a man from Kentucky
He had a nickname of Buddy
on the 4th of July
He had an ice cream cry
but at least Sandusky
wasn’t an Aggie - Sweet Ninjas

There once was a man named Mike,
who rode around on a trike
but being an Aggie
has made his mind Jaggy
and now he can’t pull off a psych - Josh Jaco Jingleheimershmidt - His Name is Our Name Too


I got a signed contract in my hand so stay tuned to the facebook page for details.

I leave you with the following dresses of excitement.

OK...so it’s probably not.  But it is the cure for your boredom. In lieu of a recap of each round where I say things like “Gabe Rodriguez is a Benedict Arnold.” Or “Remember that time when we had to tell a bunch of idiots to shut the f up?”  Instead of talking about Lou Bega’s Mambo No. 5 or The Smother’s Brothers, I’m going to give you a list of ways to cure your boredom.

1. Prank phone calls.  Who doesn’t enjoy that? “Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it.” click
2. Online dating.  Trust me...there’s never a boring moment doing that. Me and “Moviemike333” are proof of that.
3. Drinking.  Let’s be honest with each other.  That is the CURE ALL for boredom.
4. Last but not least...read this blog.  

I’ll see all of you guys next week.  IT’S MY BIRTHDAY WEEK! DON’T FUCK IT UP!!!

Another quiz in the books.  Another night of partying like rockstars...or something like that.  We had Dusty’s parents in the house, so...yeah,  it was definitely a rockstar kind of night.  
 
Here are a few things we discovered on our journey last night...

• Justin Bieber just wants to be your girlfriend.
  
• Slap Shot is the one of the greatest sports movies of all time.  A close second is The Sandlot.  
• Public domain music is...well it’s crappy.  No one wants to listen to that.  That’s why it’s free. So, for you I’ve googled “greatest song on the internet.”  You’re welcome.
• Last but not least, pipe cleaners and pom poms are amazing...and SUPER classy.

Congrats to the UT School of Pubic Affairs and the Durantulas for taking home the top two prizes.  You are now free to celebrate like this.

I’m down to my socks so it must be business time.

• I will be loading pics to our facebook page soon.  Keep an eye on that then go there and tag yourself.  But only if it’s a good picture and will make your ex jealous.
• We’ve got a new theme quiz coming.  Get your denim cut offs out and get ready for the Arrested Development quiz.
• Don’t forget to like and share this blog with your friends.  If you don’t, the Geek Overlords bring down a wrath on us.  It’s not pretty.

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