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Capital Bar
3017 Morton Street
Fort Worth, TX 76107
Thursdays: 7:00 PM

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10:23 AM, May 11, 2012


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uncle chester's tickle pot	63

touched by an uncle	60

Freddy Mercury Rising	59

I want to be the situation's choice	57

the misfits	43

If You're Gonna Suck...Suck Big

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This was the motto of our new team, The Misfits. I apparently drunkenly met them after the Joss Whedon quiz a few weeks ago and convinced them they should come to the quiz. I’m pretty persuasive when I’m drunk. Thanks for coming out ladies. I hope your dismal performance in round 7 doesn’t keep you from coming back.

Speaking of dismal performances, for a quiz with 3 chances to get 16 points, this was one of the LOWEST scoring nights I’ve seen in a long time. A high score of 9 in round 2 went to I want to be the Situation’s choice. I’d congratulate you, but I’m just not comfortable with that. Freddy Mercury Rising managed to break into double digits in round 8. This didn’t make them winners, but they at least didn’t end up in last place. I guess that’s good for a team of 2 people?

My top two teams of the night swear they didn’t plan their team names, but I still don’t believe that. Uncle Chester’s Tickle Pot and Touched By an Uncle finished in the money this evening. Congrats guys...I guess if you want to be proud of your performances, you can. What you can’t be proud of is the time you spent in Uncle Touchy’s naked puzzle basement.

A few things we learned at our quiz:

You guys don’t dance enough. You also don’t know Flight of the Conchords which deeply saddens me.
The only thing you know about crack is how to make it. Which, I assume is the best thing to know. Not knowing Pookie from New Jack City makes me question your love for America. IT’S FUCKING CHRIS ROCK!!!
Jane Fonda was a communist. My dad said so. Look it up...seriously look up the shit she did during Vietnam. Fucked up.

Now, I’m down to my socks so it must be business time.

There is a MAD MEN quiz coming up. Here are the details.
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See you all NEXT THURSDAY!

Capital Bar
3017 Morton Street
Fort Worth, TX 76107
Thursdays: 7:00 PM

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11:06 AM, May 04, 2012


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Vegan Meatloaf	77

Freddie Mercury Rising	62

Fuck OKC	50

Justin & Kristi	41

Taxi Cab Confessions

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Well....we did it. We made it through an all dubstep round without dying or at the very least crying. I’m proud of all of you. For that, I give you this.

We all also successfully made it through a rolling round where we got Rick rolled. Good for us. Vegan Meatloaf jokered up on this round and took an early lead, which they held onto. From then on it was a battle for second place and Freddy Mercury Rising managed to come out victorious...that is if you consider victory being the first of all the losers.

Now, in honor of round 1 last night I will share my own little taxi cab confession with you. I once had a few too many drinks and needed to take a cab home. I called the handy number I keep saved in my phone under “Drunk.” The cab showed up and I climbed in the nifty yellow mini van. The driver was younger than most late night cab drivers and I knew I was in for a treat when the first words out of his mouth were “You look very pretty tonight. Where can I take you beautiful?” I decided that a Whataburger taquito was in order so that was our first stop. We were having a nice little conversation when his questions took an odd turn and he started asking things about my living situation. You know, roommates/boyfriends what not. When I said I lived alone his response was “good...good.” So, instead of ignoring my intuition, I let this guy take me to my house...I mean, what else was I gonna do. We arrive in front of my place and as I’m drunkenly looking for my cash to pay him the fare, I completely miss him getting out of the cab. He comes around and opens the sliding door (scaring the shit out of me in the process.) I step out and the following exchange occurs:

Cab Driver: So, I have question for you.

Me: Yeah?

CD: Yes. Do you do the sex?

Me: I’m sorry, do I what?
CD: Do you do the sex?

Me: Well, I HAVE sex, but I don’t think this is an occasion in which I will DO the sex.

CD: Oh. You do not want to have sex with me?
Me: Nah man. But thanks for asking.

CD: I will be very quick. You will like.

Me: I don’t think the sex is going to happen for us tonight, but I’m gonna help you out. Just in case you ever want to try this again. Don’t tell ladies you will be very quick. That’s not something we really want to hear. Tell her you will be the best she’s ever had.

CD: So, you don’t want to have sex with me?

Me: No.

CD: OK. It will be $7.50.

Me: So, you just tried to exchange sex for a 7 dollar cab ride? Just so you know, I’m at least worth a round trip to and from the airport.

And that was one of the last times I called a cab.

Now, I’m down to my socks so it must be business time.

If you like doing the quiz in the DFW area and you want to keep up on all our business and local shenanigans, feel free to like us on facebook.
If you’d like to follow Capital Bar on facebook to find out about specials and events, go here
If you have read this far and like what you’ve read, click that little “like” button on the left. If you didn’t like it, still click it...then tell me why in the comments below. I’m needy and I need to know you all are out there reading this bad boy.

Capital Bar
3017 Morton Street
Fort Worth, TX 76107
Thursdays: 7:00 PM

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12:52 PM, April 27, 2012


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The gentlemen	78

If you think their hands are blue, you should see their balls	68

Currently in last place, The First	62

A reaver ate my baby	57

So say we all	39

Wait, Whose Josh Wheaton?	33

A crypt with a view	29

Smokin the Whedon	26

Wait, it's not Will Wheaton?

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I could have sworn that it was going to be an all Star Trek: TNG. Good thing I read the quiz beforehand. I was way off!

Only the nerdiest of the nerds survived last night. There was a 10 point gap between second place and first place. After acing the visual round and only missing one random knowledge question, The Gentlemen came in first with 78 points. According to the members of If you think their hands are blue, you should see their balls, said they will gladly give up their 10 points in exchange for getting laid. I’m right there with you!

We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled quiz next Thursday. See you at 7!

Now, I’m down to my socks so it must be business time.

If you like doing the quiz in the DFW area and you want to keep up on all our business and local shenanigans, feel free to like us on facebook.
If you’d like to follow Capital Bar on facebook to find out about specials and events, go here
If you have read this far and like what you’ve read, click that little “like” button on the left. If you didn’t like it, still click it...then tell me why in the comments below. I’m needy and I need to know you all are out there reading this bad boy.

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