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The Nodding Donkey
2900 Thomas Avenue
Dallas, TX 75204
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:55 AM, May 15, 2013


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Scores

Creepy Finger	85

Kathleen Turner Overdrive	83

Snap Chatters	82

Spit in My Mouth	81

Time to Re-Boob the Tomb Raider Movies	79

Goldfish Memory	78

Kiss My Anthia	73

My Other Ride is Your Mom	72

Chris Christie is Still Fat	69

Chucky Cheese	69

Jake's Beat	69

Us	69

Fields and Friends	67

Wet Bandits	64

The Fake Chows	60

Mind the Gap	59

Fuck Daddy D	58

Angelina's Scoured Boobies	56

Mayfield Sucks Ass	46

THEE	42

Angelina Jolie's Cervical Cancer	37

Wino	36

Busted, Disgusted & Not to Be Trusted	31

Efing Gear	7

Trevor Learns to Text and Emily Learns to Photobomb

JWarr

One of my favorite parts about hosting is popping new quiz cherry- I love our regulars and enjoy seeing the spirited rivalry that would lead a team like Kiss My Anthia to deliberately tank a quiz in honor of AC’s birthday just so they could see other teams enjoy the glory of victory (it’s like AC gave his present to the rest of us while I got him drunk in a successful attempt to sabotage his score). But it’s the noobs that really make the quiz an experience. Consider Us, who joined us for the first time and finished a respectable 9^th place. Or Angelina Jolie’s Cervical Cancer who managed to beat a few teams despite missing the whole first half of the quiz and trying to bone Amira. Yeah, that happened. Ladies, beware: Ft. Worth is on the prowl and it wants in-between your legs.

Or who could forget this noob classic moment between me and Trevor. Ok, his name isn’t really Trevor, and honestly, I don’t know what his name is and I don’t really care, so I’m just calling him Trevor.

Trevor: Hey, check your time stamp, I know I beat everyone to texting the answer to the bonus question.

JWarr: Dude, I don’t see your number in here. I don’t think you texted me.

Trevor: Bro, yeah I did, I totally did. This is some bullshit.

JWarr: Let me see your phone.

Trevor: Why?

JWarr: Because you texted a seven digit phone number with no area code. What the fuck is this? 1998?

Trevor: Fuck. I’m a dumb ass.

JWarr: No you’re not. You’re just special. You’ll get’m next time.

He didn’t get’m next time. But Trevor, unlike other Trevors who invaded our quiz, was an enjoyable and competitive quizzer. Congrats on not getting totally embarrassed.

Speaking of embarrassment, check out this epic fail: Kathleen Turner Overdrive and Snap Chatters each would have tied for the win with Creepy Finger had they banked their joker for round 8 where all three teams turned out a 14 point performance. But by shooting their load early, they were relegated to 2^nd and 3^rd and it saved us from a pants off dance off.

The Nodding Donkey Summer Showdown- Championship Pub Quiz July 14th

Qualifying Period: June 4^th- July 9^th
How Do We Qualify For This Thing?: You can qualify in two ways: either place in the top 3 at any quiz during the qualifying period OR rack up a shit ton of points at all the quizzes during the qualifying period. The top 3 teams each night automatically qualify, with the rest of the spots at the championship distributed based on cumulative quiz scores amongst teams that did not make the top 3.
What do we get if we win the championship? Cash money! $250 for the winning team, $150 for second, $100 for third.
How are you going to keep track of all this? Standings and results will be posted to this blog (the very blog that you are reading). Each team will have two designated captains. At least one of the captains must be present as the team attempts to qualify or earn points. We will track your results via your captains, meaning the rest of your team can change wildly from week to week.
Rule #5 still applies: the QM and his scoring wench have the right to interpret/change/arbitrarily screw with this structure as needed, though we don’t see the need for that to happen.

Even Trevor Loves These Announcements:

Please acknowledge that we are all about the Facebooks- like the national page or the DFW page. I hear every time you like the page, an angel gets its wings. Every time you don’t a puppy dies.
Winter is coming and so is the Game of Thrones Quiz: Saturday June 8 to West End Pub. Quiz starts at 7:30pm and it’s a pay for play.
Quiz for a Cause- Texas Forensic Association edition comes to Nodding Donkey on June 11. Check out the deets.
Please click on the like button. I get paid based on the number of likes. And I’m really poor.

The Nodding Donkey
2900 Thomas Avenue
Dallas, TX 75204
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:13 AM, May 08, 2013


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Kiss My Anthia	83

If Running into A Black Man's Arms Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right (2nd)	78

LeBron Escaped Cleveland First (3rd)	78

Creepy Finger	77

Define Consentual	74

Nevermind That Shit, Here Goes Mongo	72

Jake's Beat	71

Hell of a Way to Tan for a Wedding	69

Norfolk Enchants	66

Sparkle Motion	66

Bear Necessities	65

Wet Bandits	65

I'd Rather Be Kidnapped than Live in Cleveland	63

The 4th Girl From Cleveland is in My Basement	61

Denim Chicken	58

Just the Tip	57

Take Me To Texas & Show Me How BIG IT IS!	54

Budicini	48

SSDD	47

My Semin Made a Messier	42

Pussy Willows & Monkey Dicks	42

Our Eighteenth Year of School	40

T&A	34

30 is the New Suck My Balls	25

NASP	8

You got invected with the HIVing

JWarr

It’s great to be back. With a mic. And a bunch of teams hungry for the stats.

Round 1- Things that are 30 years old

Average- 6.3 Top Scores: Kiss My Anthia, If Running inton a Black Man’s Arms Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right, Creepy Finger, LeBron Escaped Cleveland First, Nevermind That Shit Here Goes Mongo, Hell of a way to Tan for a Wedding, Norfolk Enchants

Don’t be proud if you aced this, be ashamed if you’re too young to know what the references were. Because honestly, kids these days with their rap music.

Round 2- Reasons to Hate Kareoke

Average- 12 Top Scores: Creepy Finger, Define Consensual, Jake’s Beat, The 4^th Girl from Cleveland is in my Basement, Pussy Willows and Monkey Dicks

I was so tempted to do a duet with Emily to Summer Nights. But that would have resulted in the return of Trevor and you know how I feel about that.

Round 3- Shop it balla hollas

Average- 5.9 Top Scores: Kiss My Anthia, Define Consensual, T&A

I love your support of the Mavericks. I refuse to acknowledge the Grizzlies are a thing. And as for this year’s playoffs, I’m not entirely sure I give a shit. Wait, no, I know I don’t give a shit.

Round 4- Heaven and Other Places I Made Up

Average- 4.7 Top Score: Nevermind That Shit, Here Goes Mongo

Only one can ace the round on the place you will never go, ya heathens.

Round 5- A Naked Kate Winslet Is Certainly a Thing

Average- 5.5 Top Scores: Kiss My Anthia, If Running inton a Black Man’s Arms Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right, Nevermind That Shit, Here Goes Mongo, Wet Bandits

Having a comma in your team name means that you know the different between Kate kinda being a whore, Kate posing nude looking like a whore, Kate being a whore, and The Reader. Note that you did worse on a matching round then on round 7, which is designed to kick your ass.

Round 6- Before and After Sexual Disease and Famous People

Average- 5.7 Top Scores: Kiss My Anthia, If Running inton a Black Man’s Arms Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right, Creepy Finger, LeBron Escaped Cleveland First, I’d Rather Be Kidnapped Than Live in Cleveland, Just the Tip

Desmond Tuflu is still fucking hilarious.

Round 7- Teach Me Moving Picture Box

Average- 3.5 Top Score: I’d Rather Be Kidnapped Than Live in Cleveland

So remember that time when Hysteria was a thing and you thought it was Animaniacs? And remember how awesome mathnet was? I still watch old episodes of that show. Because I’m lonely.

Round 8- Round of Random Crap

Average- 7.9 Top Scores: Norfolk Enchants, Kiss My Anthia

This was a hard round 8 with the top score being a 12. Also, a friendly racist reminder, Islamic is not a language.

Congrats to all our team for a well-fought quiz and get pumped for our June Pub Quiz Summer Showdown culminating in a championship night with a major cash prize. Deets to follow.

Try Not to Hurt Yourself Reading These Announcements:

Please acknowledge that we are all about the Facebooks- like the national page or the DFW page. I hear every time you like the page, an angel gets its wings. Every time you don’t a puppy dies.
Winter is coming and so is the Game of Thrones Quiz: Saturday June 8 to West End Pub.
Quiz for a Cause- Texas Forensic Association edition comes to Nodding Donkey on June 11. Check out the deets.
Please click on the like button. I get paid based on the number of likes. And I’m really poor.

The Nodding Donkey
2900 Thomas Avenue
Dallas, TX 75204
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:39 AM, May 01, 2013


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Scores

Creepy Finger	94

Kiss My Anthia	92

I Kissed a Power Forward & I Liked it	89

Tim Tebow Sucks	88

Feel Rhythym, Feel the Ride, Get on Up, It's Bobsled Time*	84

Jake's Beat	84

Glitter Drugs	83

Uncles with Benefits	71

5th Place	63

Bangla-Dead: Population 362	61

Fuck Daddy Dee	56

Drunk Skunks	55

Elvis, With the Ricin, In the Library	54

Jason Collins: Pro Ball Handler	53

Wet Bandits	51

Boom Goes the Dynamite	45

Donkey Kong	43

There's Always Money in the Banana Stand	43

S+M	41

Rehab is for Quitters	32

Corona	27

Blue Shield	20

Clay Stapp + Co - Kim & Chase	5

Come play with me, Trevor

JWarr

So we have this dude who lives across the street from the bar, we’ll call him Trevor. Let’s just say he isn’t a huge fan of the quiz. One time I walked by his house and he was playing Trivial Pursuit: Kids Edition very loudly by himself, so I can only assume that he is a trivia buff, but just not ready for our challenging level of material.

Here’s the thing Trevor: if you don’t like hearing the quiz, then shut your damn windows. It’s not my fault we’re having a rocking good time confusing the Simpsons twins of smoking and sultriness with the Simpsons twins of creepy purple hair. Don’t blame us for laughing at all the hilarious ways Christopher Walken has died in the movies. Don’t get bitter, Trevor, because you sit in your fancy uptown condo, alone, hand down your boxers dreaming of that first nocturnal emission back when you were 14 when you could be here, with us, hitting on the gender of your choosing and scoring shots (which were free, by the way, thanks to the shot girls in the fancy green dresses).

Ya see, Trevor, we’re having a good time. We don’t want to bother you. We invite you. To live, Trevor. We invite you to live. Because you know what happens to grumpy old Trevors who sit on high in their condos directly across the street from 3 different bars and call the cops for no good reason on a beautiful Tuesday night?

Those Trevors wind up on To Catch a Predator. Because I can only assume a soulless douchebag who has nothing better to do with his time than bitch about the quiz is also a pedophile.

Thank you to all of you who dealt with my voiceless rounds 6-8, we’ve got a few changes in the works to prevent this issue from happening next week. Until that happens, congratulations to Creepy Finger for topping the leaderboard, Kiss My Anthia for finishing second, and I Kissed a Power Forward and I Liked It for a strong 3^rd place showing. I’m going to go drink all the tea. How much tea? All the tea.

This is for Trevor, so he can find out more about us:

Please acknowledge that we are all about the Facebooks- like the national page or the DFW page. I hear every time you like the page, an angel gets its wings. Every time you don’t a puppy dies.
Winter is Coming- The Game of Thrones Quiz comes to West End Pub 7:30pm on Saturday, June 8.
Quiz for a Cause- Texas Forensic Association edition comes to Nodding Donkey on June 11. Check out the deets.
Please click on the like button. I get paid based on the number of likes. And I’m really poor.

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