I mean, tonight was SUCH an AMAZINGLY fun night... how could you NOT feel gay? Listening to all the songs in round 2 sure put a big smile on my face and I felt a little bit more giddy-up in my saddle... and looking around at some of the girls smiling at the other girls at their tables made me think "Hey... those girls look pretty gay!".

Singing and quizzing all over the place is a nice gay action for everyone. We quizzed all over the place and people thought it was a gay'ol time!

Now some people in the corner had their hands under the table. Some of the quizzers said it was cell phones... but I think they were sharing their gayness with others. But I had to dock them points and prevent them from winning nontheless.

So keep those cell phones off, folks... I don't feel gay when I have to dock you points and preventing you from winning.

But if you feel bad about saying the word 'GAY'... George Takei said that you could just use HIS name!

So, I must say, that we had a TAKEI'ol time!

Moses is talking to a burning bush about milk and honey.

Sooo... is that why people shout "oh God" when they have sex? Because of the burning bush? Oof... it might mean a redhead too. Mmmm... pretty redhead talking about the 'promised land'? Oh yeah.

Or it could mean a burning bush... and you need to see a doctor toot-sweet.

Damn Bible... all filled with sexual innuendo thingies and secrets. Your secrety secrets all being secret n'shit.

But there was nothing secret about how all the teams did on some of the rounds tonight! I gotta make something more difficult for next week's round two because you all CRUSHED that like a BUG! A Bible bug! A bible bug crushed with a Bible.

A Mormon Bible. From the Mormons. As opposed to non-Mormons. Athiest Mormons... with chainsaws and ninjas. HOLY FUCK! Here come the Ninja Mormons to KICK YOUR ASS to heaven! They will save your soul if they have to pierce it with Holy Stars of Throwing!

What was I saying?

I hate it when I forget things. Ever forget something? I have. Luckilly we had just enough paper answer sheets for everyone... and the quiz went very well... but behind me there was a sandwich and beer that went to waste.

OH poor sandwich that I thought I could eat before the quiz... I feel sorry for you. There you sat the night through watching other people eat your cousins and drink many beers. I'll bet you wish that you could have joined them but, alas, there you sat on the upper counter looking out into the crowd and wondered why in the world I did not come up and eat you.

But then you saw me look longingly back to you and sigh as I ran the quiz. I talked the night through and, when I wasn't talking I was grading papers or even taking pictures of the smiling teams as they were gathered around their feast.

And you, beer... you didn't join the presence of the sandwich until later on. But then I couldn't drink you because I hadn't eaten anything all day long and just a few sips of you made me know that I needed to eat before I drank you. And thus... there you sat... next to the sandwich... elipsis... elipsis... elipsis...

And, once the night was done, the sandwich was cold and the beer was warm. I could not take either home for you, oh sandwich, are not as tasty re-heated. WOE IS ME, WOE IS ME!

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