Was it me or did the night seem a little off tonight?

I think it started with an empty promise of a costume that would never be seen for free drinks. And then it went down from there: people not sitting in their regular places, new people sitting with teams, people having their last day, people having cell phones out, loud people, loud drunk people, loud drunk people not playing the quiz, quiet people not playing the quiz, 'bros', the failed XBox One reveal, not being able to eat my tasty yummy delicious shrimps, some drunk fucker with a broken leg just coming over to teams and talking loud and helping himself to their food... I dunno. Lots just felt weird tonight.

And even with the quiz so many teams came over and asked if I was scoring correctly. Folks, even if you joker a round does NOT mean that you jump up to first place. It means that you have a better chance, but other teams could have jokered too. It works like that.

So yeah, fun time... just... felt weird. Here's hoping next week feels better and that I might feel something nice too. :P

I mean, tonight was SUCH an AMAZINGLY fun night... how could you NOT feel gay? Listening to all the songs in round 2 sure put a big smile on my face and I felt a little bit more giddy-up in my saddle... and looking around at some of the girls smiling at the other girls at their tables made me think "Hey... those girls look pretty gay!".

Singing and quizzing all over the place is a nice gay action for everyone. We quizzed all over the place and people thought it was a gay'ol time!

Now some people in the corner had their hands under the table. Some of the quizzers said it was cell phones... but I think they were sharing their gayness with others. But I had to dock them points and prevent them from winning nontheless.

So keep those cell phones off, folks... I don't feel gay when I have to dock you points and preventing you from winning.

But if you feel bad about saying the word 'GAY'... George Takei said that you could just use HIS name!

So, I must say, that we had a TAKEI'ol time!

Moses is talking to a burning bush about milk and honey.

Sooo... is that why people shout "oh God" when they have sex? Because of the burning bush? Oof... it might mean a redhead too. Mmmm... pretty redhead talking about the 'promised land'? Oh yeah.

Or it could mean a burning bush... and you need to see a doctor toot-sweet.

Damn Bible... all filled with sexual innuendo thingies and secrets. Your secrety secrets all being secret n'shit.

But there was nothing secret about how all the teams did on some of the rounds tonight! I gotta make something more difficult for next week's round two because you all CRUSHED that like a BUG! A Bible bug! A bible bug crushed with a Bible.

A Mormon Bible. From the Mormons. As opposed to non-Mormons. Athiest Mormons... with chainsaws and ninjas. HOLY FUCK! Here come the Ninja Mormons to KICK YOUR ASS to heaven! They will save your soul if they have to pierce it with Holy Stars of Throwing!

What was I saying?

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