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H Burger
1555 Blake Street
Denver, CO 80202
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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12:49 PM, May 10, 2012
Scores
Snatchface 80
Poontang State 75
We ARE what willis was talking about 75
The Unsinkable Trevor Foley 70
Tardy Party 63
Adama Rama 48
Sweep The Leg 38
SimulPower 27
I didmt use the internet 24
Krishna 18
I'm from a small town in NM, maybe you've heard of it....
Jtown


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The Elm Tuesday, 8PM Hburger (15th and Blake) Wednesday 7:30pm 		Jeanette (Jtown)

Jeanette Cerami is a professor of Silly Bitchery.  She is part of the improv groups KillScreen and F'actors. She's also in a sketch show with Shack Over There Productions at the Voodoo Comedy Playhouse. She teaches small children how to be silly as well as directs for Rocky Mountain Theatre for Kids.  When she's not teaching others to be silly or being silly on the spot, she likes to cuddle with willing participants, as well as dress in fun costumes even if the occasion doesn't call for such (see profile picture). She also has a dual Bachelor's in Theatre and International Studies from the University of Denver, but her reading capabilities might make you guess otherwise.  Let's just be honest here, her degree in Silly Bitchery has been put to way better use. Let's call a spade a spade.

Oh wait, not only did my trainee, Shelley, know about my hometown of Rio Rancho, NM, but me and her sister went to middle and high school together there!!!! Not only that, but she works at the school I used to work at, FUCKING NUTS! Ok, you might not be as excited about this as I am/was, but imagine you had 2 dirty martinis, 3 shots, and you get excited very easily.  Now do you see why I was/am so excited?  It's pretty awesome.  I wish I had a digital picture of me in my drill team uniform the throw up here right about now.

Speaking of Shelley, she's shapin up to be one badass Quizmaster (she is, after all, bizzaro Me)!!! She took that quiz by the horns and ran it through Hburger with minor casualties.  She even made a Unicorn come to life, how many people can say they did that?  Err, how many NON filmmakers and artists and, fuck it, you know what I mean.  She was doing such a great job I didn't even need to pretend I wasn't getting totally smashed and enjoying the quiz.  I almost started playing it was going so smoothly!

 

From what I can remember:

Round 1: E-ville, like the Fru-Its of the Deh-Ville: Great first round, not especially easy or hard, covered a lot of territory.  And who doesn't love the Devil's Advocate, honestly?

Round 2: Jesus told me to make lame Parodies: Lame they were, but pretty damn close to the originals they were. So much so that the answers made us triple check they were the real songs because the transitions were so smooth.  

Round 3: Balderdash: LOVE.THIS.ROUND.  Also, love that Fabulist is a world.  It's just...fabulist (wah wah)

Round 4:Crime and Punishment: I remember clarifying that indeed St. Petersburg and Lenningrad were the same place, but then the alcohol took over.

Round 5: Ele-mentality: Whoa, pop culture AND chemistry in one visual round! Good work, 4 teams aced or got close to it on this one.  

Round 6: I've got 99 Problems, but Trebek ain't one: This round was fun, because it was easy to "read".  And pretty badass that we got Super Duper Crazy Jeopardy Champ reading questions for us! Now THAT'S a Quizmaster you don't want to fuck with (unless you have a weapon, he doesn't seem like the type to pack heat)

Round 7: Animals Talk, Just Not To You: When you're 4 drinks deep at this point they do. :o)

Round 8: Random Knowledge: Here's some random knowledge, I don't remember taking pictures during the scoring break right after this, yet I have MANY to report.  Oops!

Thanks for playing as always guys, can't wait for next week already!

H Burger
1555 Blake Street
Denver, CO 80202
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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11:21 AM, May 03, 2012
Scores
I'm not Gay, but $5 is $5 57
2 Chicks Shy of a 3-some 54
Boo Blue Booze Niner 53
Clever Girl 48
New Car Smell 47
Anonymous Alcoholics 38
Butt Butt Golf 24
Miami/Denver 24
Tardy 1
If You Think the Bar's Too Loud, You Should Try a Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up
Jtown


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The Elm Tuesday, 8PM Hburger (15th and Blake) Wednesday 7:30pm 		Jeanette (Jtown)

Jeanette Cerami is a professor of Silly Bitchery.  She is part of the improv groups KillScreen and F'actors. She's also in a sketch show with Shack Over There Productions at the Voodoo Comedy Playhouse. She teaches small children how to be silly as well as directs for Rocky Mountain Theatre for Kids.  When she's not teaching others to be silly or being silly on the spot, she likes to cuddle with willing participants, as well as dress in fun costumes even if the occasion doesn't call for such (see profile picture). She also has a dual Bachelor's in Theatre and International Studies from the University of Denver, but her reading capabilities might make you guess otherwise.  Let's just be honest here, her degree in Silly Bitchery has been put to way better use. Let's call a spade a spade.

At least, that's what me and Calla think about your crappy attitude if you came to Hburger without the intention to have a fucking blast! Aside from Jon having a minor confrontation..with a glass...the night ended up being all I dreamed of and more.  

We started off the evening with a Mystery Round, which turned out to be about my good ol' friend Bill Shakespeare!!! Kudos to 2 Girls Shy of a 3-Some for taking home the first 3 bonus beverages last night, and solidifying a place in the top ranks early on!  We had 100% perfect scores on Round 5: Don't Adjust Your TV Set, which I've never seen befor in my QM history so that was a fun first!

We had a lot of Gay-centric themes going on last night: I Love My Dead Gay Round was in the quiz last night, as well as a bonus question about homosexuality not being considered a disease anymore in the 70s, and we had a team named I'm not gay, but $5 is $5.  Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to express my excitement in the fact the two of my favorite entertainers in the WORLD are being meshed together into one greatness:  Sacha Baron Cohen will be playing Freddie Mercury in a biopic coming out.  I almost pooped myself when I learned this fact, and I will be the first person who cries watching the movie, I can guarantee you that much.  

Last night showed to be a challenge in both audio rounds for most people.  I think a lesson from all of this is that you shouldn't try to take something that isn't broken and attempt to fix it with bass and electronics and screaming...10 times out of 10, it doesn't make it better.  That's all I have for today, hope I tickled your fancy a little bit.  Have a great weekend and I look forward to blowing your minds next week!!!!

Hburger milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard!

H Burger
1555 Blake Street
Denver, CO 80202
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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12:53 PM, April 26, 2012
Scores
3rd Place By Default 76
Endless Love: The Longest Tennis Match Ever between Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller 64
Shob-La-Goo 56
That's What She Said 55
Two Billy Goats 52
Schindler's Fist 52
BCP Ain't Nothin to Fuck With 52
Condescending Wonka 49
My Left Boob 40
Ganja Warriors 38
Better Late Than Pregnant 34
Purse Taco 29
Hunger Games is neither about Hunger nor Games, discuss..
Jtown


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Quiz Schedule
The Elm Tuesday, 8PM Hburger (15th and Blake) Wednesday 7:30pm 		Jeanette (Jtown)

Jeanette Cerami is a professor of Silly Bitchery.  She is part of the improv groups KillScreen and F'actors. She's also in a sketch show with Shack Over There Productions at the Voodoo Comedy Playhouse. She teaches small children how to be silly as well as directs for Rocky Mountain Theatre for Kids.  When she's not teaching others to be silly or being silly on the spot, she likes to cuddle with willing participants, as well as dress in fun costumes even if the occasion doesn't call for such (see profile picture). She also has a dual Bachelor's in Theatre and International Studies from the University of Denver, but her reading capabilities might make you guess otherwise.  Let's just be honest here, her degree in Silly Bitchery has been put to way better use. Let's call a spade a spade.

Ok, well the book and movie are REALLY about the Hunger Games..but our musical round last night was NOT, which I think tripped people up a little bit because they're still on the high from the movie craze.  

Last night's quiz was hard for most-- but not the defeating your self confidence kind, just the I'm-not-as-smart-as-I-one-day-hope-to-be kind. We had everything from Say When: Sci Fi Movies, to Date RangeFinder, to NFL Draft Picks Before and After.  I'd say we ran a large spectrum of knowledge, and it kept me as well as the players very entertained.  Kudos to 3rd Place By Default who got a PERFECT SCORE on Round 2: Hunger Games.  No other teams came close, and that sealed their fate of being almost 15 pts ahead of the next team to take home the victory spot. Just Bieber's Vagina showed up with a little bit of sauce in them, just the right amount to scream "Fucket!" every question they knew they didn't have a clue on. BUT! They won the email bonus, like they sometimes do, and they had quite the party with it (see pictures to the left).  

BCP Ain't Nuthin to Fuck With made an appearance last night, and I THINK after months of not remembering who they are I FINALLY remember their faces (and, of course, how can I forget Jay's ass that he graced the blog with a while back).  If you have to show me your bathing suit area unclothed to get me to remember you, SO BE IT! 

I also tried Jon's Bloody Mary for the first time per recommendation of a server and I was very pleased.  It feels weird to drink a Bloody Mary after 1pm but it definitely made me happy cause he made it extra spicy for me. Thanks Jon!  I think that's all I have to say for now, great times as usual at Hburger, come by next week so you don't miss out!

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