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Last night I harnessed the power of technology and magic with a fancy new wireless microphone. It was incredible, Dubliners; it felt as if I were quizzing you from above, drifting through the bar weightless as a nimbus meandering through the sky on a baby blue day.
Also, it was much easier to make uncomfortable eye contact with people who had their cell phones out during the questions. "Cool, you're not cheating. What is that, a picture message? Oh, she's cuuuute, dude! High fi-- where'd you go?"
Boobs, Interrupted swept Wednesday night's competition. Congrats, manly men! Things got a little aquatic after that, as third place teams Charismatic Megafauna and Tittsburgh Feelers had to tell us their favorite animals for the tie-breaker, and they both went with water critters. I guess everything's better when it's wetter! Tittsburgh's rep really clinched the tie-breaker win by flopping around on stage like a bottle-nosed dolphin. Sounds like you should have done some River Otter things, Megafauna!
Well, off to go admire sea creatures. See you next Wednesday!
-QM Brittany
p.s. Facebook page! 'Like' your picture!
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There once was a team that had big dreams. That team was Number One With 82 Points (NOW82P). NOW82P had victory in their sights, until Hopes McCrushington (that's me!) broke the news: at the rate they were going, there was literally no way they could earn 82 points. Close to it, perhaps. Exactly it, definitely not. NOW82P looked deep into their hearts, deep into their souls, and deep into their empty pint glasses for the answer. And lo, it was suddenly clear to them:
They had to shoot for that second to last place pitcher of PBR.
How does a crew with former dreams of glory suddenly divert their goal from top to nearly bottom? By maniacally scrawling "NO FIRST PLACE//PITCHER OF PBR//NO 82 POINTS" all over the last two rounds' scoresheets instead of putting viable answers. Good job crazy-ing your way to a pitcher, NOW82P!
Bob has bitch tits. You know who doesn't? Jared Leto, guys. He didn't have bitch tits as Angel Face, he didn't as Harry Goldfarb, and he doesn't as real life person Jared Leto. I know, I've seen the 30 Seconds to Mars videos too-- sometimes Jared Leto looks like a pretty lady, and like he should have a nice sweet rack to complement his face. Alas, he is rack-less, and men everywhere are bummed.
Winners Amanda Bynes' Brain Slug bring up a good point: what happened to you, Mz. Bynes? You've changed. Amanda, please? Amanda please calm the fuck down.
See you next Wednesday!
-QM Brittany
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Let's start a Styx cover band, guys.
I'm serious.
We'll call ourselves Twygs, and we'll fre*king rock! I can see it now: touring amphitheaters, wearing shiny stuff, groovin' our asses off. Are you in yet? I'm vying for lead singer, obviously, but we can hold a try-out (see: Styx-Off) to see which voice should nest comfortably atop the rest of your gentle wails.
I'd like some brainy folk to come along too; you know, to help with A/V and pyrotechnics and stuff. I'm looking at you, Peeta Malark of the Covenant.
If you're winners at the quiz, you're probably winners at the rest of life.
Just mull it over, Dubliners. I can think of at least one venue that'd let us onto their stage… at least on Wednesdays.
See you next week!
QM Brittany
p.s. Das Facebook Clop Hop. 'Like' your team pic!