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The Dubliner (Seattle)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:49 AM, September 25, 2014
Scores
Spooky Ghosts 83

Narwhals with Nunchuks 69

Snatchbox 20 69

The Tater Tots 61

Couples Therapy 60

Ultimate Penultamites! 55

Finnsanity 53

Bitch Lay Off My Tots 50

Goddamn Sounders 48

Mr. Manager 38

2nd to Last 34

Cliff Costabile 16

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Wednesdays @ The Dubliner, 8:00 pm Thursdays @ Jabu's Pub, 8:00 pm
Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Friends call me Michael Bay because I love action and make a lot of sound effects with my mouth.

Well, nobody calls me that, really. But they should for the above reasons.

If I had to rank my top 3 books, it'd look something like:

1)Plato- The Republic
2)Heinlein- Stranger in a Strange Land
3)Silverman- The Bedwetter

Or something. 

Okay, looks like one of you doesn't know how to stalk.

How can I tell? By the erased team name referencing the high school I went to, and by the ever subtle "Hi Britney" written on the back of your Round 8 scoresheet (the only scoresheet our little stalker turned in). First of all: Quizmaster B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Y, like the region in France, or the floppy-eared dog named after the region in France. It is not Britney, the Spearsiest (and therefore absolute worst) variation of the name.

And then there's the whole team name situation, Cliff Costabile. Your team name originally referenced my (our?) high school's football team ruling. No, it doesn't. You must have just been trying to let me know that you know where I went to school. Except then you erased it. Did you want me to see the faint, erasey ghost lines? Or were you trying to mask the fact that you originally intended to freak me out? There's only one thing worse than a stalker: a lazy dude with a fake mustache who decides not to stalk after all. Where's your motivation, brah?

The tie for second place was settled in one of the most elegant ways a tie can be settled: the ancient art of haiku. Fortunately even the loser was a winner, as they were awarded the third place gift certificate. For the rec, both teams netted sixty-nine points, teeheehee. First place Spooky Ghosts walloped 'em both, getting eighty-three points and presumably haunting the entire bar. Congrats, champs!

See y'all next week!
-QM Brittany

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The Dubliner (Seattle)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:41 AM, September 18, 2014
Scores
Spoooky Ghosts 86

Madeleine Albright's Platform Pumps 76

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix 75

Snatchbox 20 71

I, for One, Embrace My Switch Fetish 69

The Rural Jurors 67

Just Fucking Manatees 64

Beats by Ray 62

Perfect Wankers 62

Just the Tip 59

Legion of Whom? 59

More Nipples Than People 59

Who Dey 56

CL #2 51

NautiGirls 49

Degrees of Freedom 47

Touched By An Uncle 47

We Didn't Win 46

Ralph Kramden for NFL Commissioner 45

Paul & Aislin 3

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Quiz Schedule
Wednesdays @ The Dubliner, 8:00 pm Thursdays @ Jabu's Pub, 8:00 pm
Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Friends call me Michael Bay because I love action and make a lot of sound effects with my mouth.

Well, nobody calls me that, really. But they should for the above reasons.

If I had to rank my top 3 books, it'd look something like:

1)Plato- The Republic
2)Heinlein- Stranger in a Strange Land
3)Silverman- The Bedwetter

Or something. 

Man, Pearl Harbor was a great movie; just ask that one girl in the turtle shirt! Speaking of, I better address Tee Gate '14. It is true, I am but a mere human, with my weak human eyes and weaker human ears. That is why I was not surprised when a quizzer disclosed after the t-shirt contest (it's always after I can do anything about it) that a lot of Miss Thing's applause allegedly came from her own table. Scandalous! That is why I am going to start a Kickstarter to get this little Quizmaster cyborg ears. It's what I need to be truly efficient, you guys! WHY ARE YOU DENYING ME ACCURACY?!

One of my favorite moments from this week's quiz at The Dubliner: I was reading the answer to 'which sloth is slower, two-toed or three', and the most confident man in the bar moseyed past the stage on his way back to his seat, flashing the two/peace sign and nodding confidently. Nodding confidently, that is, until I said the answer was three. He reverse frown-turned-around, going from smile to scowl in .02 seconds. Sorry Mr. Cool, maybe if you had kept your bowtie done up rather than letting it carelessly hang around your neck, this wouldn't have happened.

That's right, I am making the (perfectly valid) claim that three-toed sloths are slower than two-toed sloths because that one quizzer undid his bowtie.

Serenity. Firefly. Would you put them in one category? Turns out the crowd was 50-50 about it, and possibly willing to dance-fight for the cause. You guys are scary when you're passionate, Dublinerds! Wait, did I say scary? Good, because I meant scary.

See you next week!
-QM Brittany

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The Dubliner (Seattle)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:42 AM, September 11, 2014
Scores
Spooky Ghosts 82

Separation is in the Preparation H 77

Snatchbox 20 74

My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don't 72

Elder Pupz 69

Better Late Than Pregnant 67

Smuff Just Got Dunked On 67

Finnsanity 64

Just Fucking Manatees 63

Bud Selig's Farewell Tour 61

Beefier Cushions 60

Team Cowabunga 60

Holy Fuck Is It ISIL or ISIS? 59

Rawsome Toss 'Em Vegans 47

William Shatner Face 45

Late To The Party But DTF 39

Nick Pic 24

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Quiz Schedule
Wednesdays @ The Dubliner, 8:00 pm Thursdays @ Jabu's Pub, 8:00 pm
Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Friends call me Michael Bay because I love action and make a lot of sound effects with my mouth.

Well, nobody calls me that, really. But they should for the above reasons.

If I had to rank my top 3 books, it'd look something like:

1)Plato- The Republic
2)Heinlein- Stranger in a Strange Land
3)Silverman- The Bedwetter

Or something. 

You know what I like about Quizmaster trainees? I keep getting older, but they stay the saaaame age. Yes they do, yes they do.

Wait, that's not QM trainees, that's high school girls. I like trainees because I get to eat and drink and practice smizing (I'll get it someday, Tyra Banks), and they get to practice fundamental quizzing skills. Spreadsheets! Woo! Thanks for making my night easier, QM Zack. You better make good on that thong and bowtie promise. You know, at your venue. Don't bring that shit into the Dub.

Speaking of weak ass shit, let's talk about that GMA question. "Which former Good Morning America Host ----" STOP RIGHT THERE. That should have been your first indicator that the answer was not Robin Roberts. Actually, your first indication should have come from the fact that the question was in a round about Joans and Rivers. You know who might be relevant in a round about Joans? Somebody named Joan. To be fair, though, Robin Roberts is relevant just about anywhere else; with that buttery voice and cool understanding of the world around us, she provides a calm refuge every weekday morning, a little pocket of cheer as we wake up to face a fresh new day of war, racism, real housewives of places, and all of the other horrible things life has in store for us. Robin, can you please adopt me? I've been practicing my non-regional diction my whole life to impress you.

This week was one creative ass week for you, Dublinerds. Just look at this bar art (bart?):

Yeah, I like where that's going.

See you next week!
-QM Brittany

p.s. Tag your team photos on Facebook!

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