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The Dubliner (Seattle)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:24 AM, March 26, 2015
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Pour One Out for Zayne 83

#IGoNuts4CowboyButts 79

Abstaind (It's Been A While) 74

Salmon Truck Driving Professionals 73

Snatchbox 20 71

Skymall Rats 70

Jorah the Explorah 64

Johnny Tsunami's Mommy's Salami 60

Why So Serious? 57

Drunken Ramblers 55

That Team of 7 55

Tom & The Pussycats 55

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 54

Pineapple Cat 53

TBA 53

Les Quizerables 47

Trivia Newton John 39

Did I Make It? 21

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Wednesdays @ The Dubliner, 8:00 pm Thursdays @ Jabu's Pub, 8:00 pm
Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Friends call me Michael Bay because I love action and make a lot of sound effects with my mouth.

Well, nobody calls me that, really. But they should for the above reasons.

If I had to rank my top 3 books, it'd look something like:

1)Plato- The Republic
2)Heinlein- Stranger in a Strange Land
3)Silverman- The Bedwetter

Or something. 

Sometimes I'm astounded by your wit, Hotel Hotelians. Seriously; I should call y'all McKinley, since you're so damn smooth. Especially those of you prompting us to Pour One Out for Zayne. Good job, winners! Who's Zayne, you ask? He's leaving that one band adults don't care about, presumably to go try out a solo act that adults still won't care about. Have you seen any of the videos that tween girls have posted on social media, sobbing relentlessly over Zayne's split from One Direction? Uh, yeah.. neither have I. Anyway, one of my friends reasoned that this was nothing new: "Remember when girls were crying over The Beatles?" Yeah bro, but we remember due to the accounts of others; the Beatles' generation of tweens hadn't yet decided that everyone needs to see their dumb pouty faces all the time. Sure, they would have certainly done so if they had the technology, and as such I'm glad they didn't. If mankind had "#selfie" technology back then, I'm sure we would be in an even deeper, grosser, self-appreciating/loathing black hole than we're in now (or "colored" hole, for you PC Police out there).

"Thanks for singing our team name, Brittany". Shit, thanks for having one of the greatest team names of all team names, Abstaind (It's Been A While).

It's been a few weeks now, but have I mentioned how excited I am that we're all eating pizza on Wednesdays now? I've had more mozzarella sticks in the last month than I've had in the last two years (seriously), and I could not be more excited about it. I don't even care that I'm sweating profusely and gaining weight like I'm pregnant; that swollen belly is full of cheese and happiness.

See you next week!

-QM Brittany

p.s. Tag your team photos on Facebook!

The Dubliner (Seattle)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:15 AM, March 19, 2015
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Snatchbox 20 82

Stadtler & Waldorf 74

Dyslexic Satan Worshippers - 999 71

John Snow Knows Nothing 67

Muddy Rudders 66

Loretta is Climbing 65

Byte Me 63

Jihadi John Bon Jovi 62

My Bracket is Already Busted 62

Ermagerd, Terverer 61

Netanyahoo.com 61

The Artist Formerly Known As The Rebel Alliance 60

The Poopnoodlers 58

Brett Michaels' Bandana 57

Dr. Quinn Medicine Women 57

Four Queef Clovers 49

Swoop Swoop Motherfucker! 46

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Wednesdays @ The Dubliner, 8:00 pm Thursdays @ Jabu's Pub, 8:00 pm
Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Friends call me Michael Bay because I love action and make a lot of sound effects with my mouth.

Well, nobody calls me that, really. But they should for the above reasons.

If I had to rank my top 3 books, it'd look something like:

1)Plato- The Republic
2)Heinlein- Stranger in a Strange Land
3)Silverman- The Bedwetter

Or something. 

Did you know that Lauryn Hill and Faith Hill are sisters? True fact*. They were in kind of a Frozen situation growing up: Lauryn was older, Faith was younger, Lauryn ran away to a frozen ice palace where she learned how to truly be herself, Faith found love (cue "This Kiss") but still knew that her heart belonged first to her sister, and everyone learned a valuable lesson about anthropomorphism, as Faith spent most of her free time as a child talking to snowmen. There are so many parallels, I'm starting to question Disney's origin story. You based that movie off of the Hill sisters, didn't you, Walt?!

I have just been informed that Walt Disney is no longer in charge of the Walt Disney Corporation, as he has apparently been dead for decades now. Hey, you live and you learn.

Have you ever seen a secret shopper at work? I have, and let me tell you from personal experience: there is nothing secret about them.. Maybe you've known a skillful secret shopper to slip in and out of sight, tiptoeing through obscurity to earn their incredibly modest wage (seriously, they're makin' pennies). That's all well and good, but I saw my own momma in action, and she was almost the opposite of a "mystery" shopper. After only a few interactions with her, the entire Albertson's staff began to bristle upon the sight of my mother, tensing their shoulders and wrapping up any social chatter that they may have been carrying out with their cohorts in the fear that it'd be "written up". They were just waiting for her to ask seemingly innocuous (but obviously specific questions):

"When did this shipment of mangoes come in? How do I know if they're good or not? You've been so helpful, what was your full first name and last initial again?"

"I want to get a cake decorated for my sister's birthday/graduation. Who do I talk to about that? Is there one guy for graduation cakes and one for birthday cakes, or is it the same guy? What's that guy's name? Can you spell it slowly for me?"

 Don't be that secret shopper, dudes and duderinas.

See you next week!
-QM Brittany

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*Definitely not true.

The Dubliner (Seattle)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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7:38 AM, March 12, 2015
Scores
Turncoat Pussy 78

Dork & Stormy 72

A Prairie Dog Companion 62

Bring Back the Dartboards 54

Dig Up a Dhino 54

Axl Rose's Corn Rows 53

Drunken Ramblers 53

Tits and/or Butts 53

So ColdÉSo AloneÉ 52

Snatchbox 20 49

Harry Potter & the Girthy Wand 46

What's the Difference Between Jam + Jelly? 46

10% Cactus, 20% SkillÉ 45

My Dixie Wrecked 44

Chelsea FC É One of Us Must Win 39

We're Doing Our Best 35

We're Not Going to Do Well 29

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 14

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Quiz Schedule
Wednesdays @ The Dubliner, 8:00 pm Thursdays @ Jabu's Pub, 8:00 pm
Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Friends call me Michael Bay because I love action and make a lot of sound effects with my mouth.

Well, nobody calls me that, really. But they should for the above reasons.

If I had to rank my top 3 books, it'd look something like:

1)Plato- The Republic
2)Heinlein- Stranger in a Strange Land
3)Silverman- The Bedwetter

Or something. 

Turncoat Pussy. Somebody puh-lease put it on UrbanDictionary already! But Quizmaster Brittany, what is turncoat pussy? According to the winning team, it's what one becomes after having engaged in sexual relations with Julian Edelman. You know, once you let him teabag your harbor. Sounds legit! And trust me, I know a thing or two about Boston; I'm wicked educated ovah heeah.

Speaking of wicked educated, what exactly makes a song qualified to become the People's Choice Award winner? Just who are these people? Follow-up question: do the people really like One Direction, Lionel Richie, Taylor Swift AND Foreigner?! Maybe people need to stop choosing. Maybe we should have a Teacup Pig's Choice Awards, where cute little pet pigs pick their favorite feel-good song of the year. We'd have to switch animals pretty quickly, though, as teacup pigs would certainly pick a Major Lazer song every single year (they are notorious fans of both air horns and rhythmic dance-humping).

This week, in dogs that don't care one way or another about me:

Are you surprised that I played 311 on 3/11? I sure was! I was even more surprised, though, that it accompanied Dishwalla on a "Clean Beach Party" playlist.

Please make me a better playlist. Are you friends with any teacup pigs? They know what's hot right now.

See you next week!
-QM Brittany

p.s. Tag your team photos on Facebook!

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