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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:08 AM, April 30, 2015
Scores
ATLiens 70

Captain Cheddar 68

Avengers: Age of Consent 67

Drunken Ramblers 66

Vagina Vagina Vagina 66

Bitch Titz 65

Dragonslayer Blood Bath 65

Team Awesome 63

I Got A Big Head & Little Arms 58

Apples & Kiwis 57

Indominus Rex 57

Thundersnow!! 55

Marco Yolo 54

Projectile Pimple Poppers 54

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Look, up there! It's a bird! It's a plane!

 

 

...Who gave that bird a plane?!

Whoa, mama! I love it when my Wednesday nights at Hotel Hotel turn into a family affair. That's right, bring your mom! Bring your dad! Bring your baby! Wait, babies aren't allowed in the bar. Make the baby your designated driver! Anyway, I'm glad Quiz Momma was able to do her little girl proud by repping the best t-shirt of the night. What's that, you say? You thought someone else won? You are clearly crazy and we should move on immediately.

Bork! I think I found a whole heap o' new ringtones, you guys. Forget that thing I said about bees last week; Swedish Chef for 2016! He's a dual-citizen-muppet, right? I hope nobody starts any shit over the fact that his father was manufactured in Kenya.

I sensed some unease at certain points throughout the quiz, so I'm just going to clear the air right now: I'm sorry I said "Miley Cyrus" on three separate occasions. Nobody said this job was easy.

Glad that elephant's out of the room! It can now be found twerking on just about any poor living creature in its path. Beware, Fremont. Beware.

See you next week!
-QM Brittany

p.s. Tag your team photos on Facebook (now with a new updated URL)!

HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
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12:06 AM, April 23, 2015
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ATLiens 70

Semi Sweet and Semi Hard 66

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank 64

Pineapple Cat 61

T-Rex in a V-Neck 60

BP's Earth Day Party 59

I-5 Bees For President 59

Gynocentric Opthalmologist 58

It's Gonna Be May 58

Snatchbox 20 55

FunEmployed the Last Episode 51

Drunken Ramblers 50

And the Winner Is... 49

Vanturner 45

Bitch Titz 43

Don't Bully Me, Daniel 39

Empin-Gator 37

Two Hands One Pup 32

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Look, up there! It's a bird! It's a plane!

 

 

...Who gave that bird a plane?!

I don't know which way you guys are leaning, but I think those I-5 bees do have a pretty solid platform for the next presidency. They believe in structure, what with each bee playing an integral societal role. Also, they're deeply embedded within the community, ever since that truck crash dumped them all over the highway. In case you were wondering, scientists don't predict any sudden increase in pollination in that area, or any real benefit, honestly, from that bee crash. What they do predict, though, are a crap ton more dead bees lying around, so bee sure to put away the thin-soled sandals for just a little while, particularly if you were planning on marching along I-5 north of Seattle. Sorry, hookers and hobos! Hookers, maybe you can be good/sexy samaritans and let the hobos borrow your nice, sparkly platform pumps?

I only threw that last sentence in to try to aid in your silly mental image of a hobo with fabulous footwear. And I only called them hobos in an attempt to make you envision a quirky cartoon character, rather than an actual impoverished human being with little to no lifelines. Oh no, I'm starting to feel guilty! I better post the link to my absolute favorite resource for Seattle's homeless youth. Read! Donate! Volunteer?! You can even do that thing where Amazon donates to them every time you buy something online (thanks, AmazonSmile)!

Phew, that feels much better. Speaking of better, congrats to this Wednesday's best: ATLiens! I think they also won over half of the bonus beers. Daaaang guys! We're not worthy! It's like you all shared one master mind; if we were bees, your whole damn team would be the Queen.

And then we'd all fall out in a truck someday and eventually die. It's just like Morrissey always says: "everything sucks".*

By the way, one team tried to do that Sesame Street thing where you put a shirt on a dog and give 'em "people hands" for the team photo. It went… about this well.

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See you next week!
-QM Brittany

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*Morrissey probably says that all the time.

HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
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1:00 AM, April 16, 2015
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A Tight End Goes to Prison Starring Aaron Hernandez 74

Sizzler: A Woman's Right to Choose 74

Brain Anti-Trust 73

Meth and Taxes 72

ATLiens 71

DonÕt Trust the Sun and Its Lies 71

The Millennial's Falcon 66

Moist Moist Moist! 65

Tickle Your Ass With a Feather 62

Premature Celebration 60

Snatchbox 20 60

Dwayne "The Rock" "Rachmaninov" Johnson 56

Gigolo H.O.R.S.E. 56

Puppies!!! 55

Hi, Randy! 52

Drunken Ramblers 51

I Got Pies!!! 49

Franklin Comes Alive 48

The Toasters 43

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Look, up there! It's a bird! It's a plane!

 

 

...Who gave that bird a plane?!

Oh my gosh: have you played the new Mortal Kombat yet?! For the first few fights in Campaign mode, you can use an old peasant woman as a bludgeoner. Finally! It's the bludgeoning we've always dreamt about back when we were merely schoolchildren, longingly gazing at little old ladies and yearning for the days when we could hurl them at martial artists. Consider this the highest recommendation you could possibly receive. If this recommendation were a college degree, it'd be a doctorate in biochemistry. If this recommendation were a fruit, it'd be a mango. If this recommendation were short-lived animated MTV shows, it'd be Clone High. Do you see where I'm coming from yet?

Speaking of seeing where people are coming from, I really enjoy that team name about the Tight End. Way to be S-M-R-T, guys! Too bad about that tiebreaker, eh?

Too bad, of course, unless you're team Sizzler: A Woman's Right to Choose. Congratulations, winners! It turns out math is useful sometimes. It also turns out that math is hard, and a lot of people avoid it at all costs. You are not those people, and so I commend thee.

See you next week!

-QM Brittany

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