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The Dubliner (Seattle)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:18 AM, October 23, 2014
Scores
Redactables A.K.A. Goatee Me From Behind 76

Ayn Rand's Invisible Hand Job 72

Aiko Aiko All Day 68

Renee Zelweger's Weird Face 67

Snatchbox 20 65

Spooky Ghosts 65

Tricky Ricky & The Birthday Kidz 65

BAR (A.K.A. Benadict Pumperpatch) 59

Purple People Eaters 58

Sporclicious 57

Dances With Kevin Costner 54

Partial Credit 44

Ugli Fruit 44

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Wednesdays @ The Dubliner, 8:00 pm Thursdays @ Jabu's Pub, 8:00 pm
Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Friends call me Michael Bay because I love action and make a lot of sound effects with my mouth.

Well, nobody calls me that, really. But they should for the above reasons.

If I had to rank my top 3 books, it'd look something like:

1)Plato- The Republic
2)Heinlein- Stranger in a Strange Land
3)Silverman- The Bedwetter

Or something. 

Okay, you guys. Pretend that I hate peanut butter. I see a picture of a peanut butter jar one day, and I couldn't stand it. So I take that hatred home with me, and I write a little ditty about the sheer shittiness of peanut butter.

Crunchy or smooth, it's all the same,
Everything about you is mega fuckin' lame.

Slimy, putrid, dare I say squalid,
Are you even a liquid or a solid?!

You like that? I just wrote that. Anyway, my song about hating peanut butter becomes a hit, and Rolling Stone declares it the 'Summer Song of 2033' (I'm just trying to be realistic). Eventually the City Annual PB&J Contest (PBJC)* comes around. Naturally, my peanut butter tune becomes affiliated with the whole thing, and people with strong opinions about the vile stuff are bumping that jam. The weird thing, though, is that jelly lovers refuse to play the song throughout the duration of the PBJC. But… but it's a song about the shittiness of peanut butter, you guys! But QM Brittany, they utter, you were inspired by looking at a picture of peanut butter, and that is not our thing. So we will not play your song about hating peanut butter. We will continue to hate peanut butter to Mariah Carey and shit.

Does that make sense to you? No? Me neither. That's why I think those San Francisco stations are ridiculous for refusing to play Lorde's "Royals" right now. It's about lyrics! 

Man, that was a rant and a half. Special shoutout to winners Redactables. Ca-cawww! Yeah, that was one of my most special shoutouts; you are welcome.

See y'all next week!
-QM Brittany

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*PBJC exists for the sole purpose of this analogy. In other words: it doesn't exist. But don't you wish it did?

The Dubliner (Seattle)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:45 AM, October 16, 2014
Scores
Snatchbox 20 83

My Second String Boyfriends 82

Ayn Rand's Invisible Hand Job 75

Pizza Slut 74

Golden Showers Don't Get You Clean 68

The Rural Jurors 68

Freedom Costs A Buck O'Six 65

Pricktopher Cuntlumbus 63

William Shatner Face 63

Seat Scraps 62

We'll Autograph This Quiz For $ 62

Team Antici . . . . . . . . . Pation! 58

Giants For the Win! 57

Highly Devolved Genius 57

Pineapple Cat 57

No Hax Plz 56

The Quizzle Dance 54

Gator Chasers 52

Emma Chay 47

Team Gnome 37

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Quiz Schedule
Wednesdays @ The Dubliner, 8:00 pm Thursdays @ Jabu's Pub, 8:00 pm
Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Friends call me Michael Bay because I love action and make a lot of sound effects with my mouth.

Well, nobody calls me that, really. But they should for the above reasons.

If I had to rank my top 3 books, it'd look something like:

1)Plato- The Republic
2)Heinlein- Stranger in a Strange Land
3)Silverman- The Bedwetter

Or something. 

What a badass quiz! It started out as any should: a round on all things BS. Did you know that your darling Quizmaster bears those very same initials? Fact! Middle initial, you ask? Inconsequential, I bellow! My own mom didn't even know how to spell my middle name. Either that, or she did know and was totally fuckin' with me for like five years. Mom, if that's the case, not cool.

For the first time in my life, I heard at least three people cheer, nay, whoop for Ciara and her "Goodies". Whoa, you guys! Big fans? Or are you just big into Missy Elliott proteges? I'd understand that last one; there are many things I can't stand (like the rain), but one thing I can stand is a whole lot of Missy Elliott, which is a good thing, since there is generally a whole lot of her (although not nearly as much as there used to be, in the "ooh ahh sock it to me in a shiny trash bag suit" days).

Sheesh, do you remember that t-shirt contest? If so, can you please tell the winner what happened? He wasn't paying attention to me over the entire course of the competition. We had two WAVES and this dude didn't even try listening. It takes skill to completely ignore a situation while you are being herded on stage in front of a bar full of people. We did almost lose him once, but once he made his way back on stage, the audience was able to show their love.

I felt as if I may have appeared abrasive to him on stage (dropping f bombs for being ignored and whatnot), so I touched base with him at his table later, sheer he chuckled and reiterated:

"I was not listening to you at all" *bites his victory pie and chuckles*

Fucker.

See y'all next week!
-QM Brittany

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The Dubliner (Seattle)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98103
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:43 AM, October 09, 2014
Scores
The People Who Paid Me (Yes We Really Paid Her, Seriously) 83

Snatchbox 20 75

Ayn Rand's Invisible Handjob 74

Quitters Never Win 69

Ebolove 4 Ebolife 67

I Might Quit 65

Indigenous People Killed Columbus . . . Day 63

J-Holes 61

No Hax Plz 58

Freedom Costs $1.05 55

Meow Parade 50

The No Names 49

Russell Wilson's Evil Twin 48

Wing Man 29

Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien


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Quiz Schedule
Wednesdays @ The Dubliner, 8:00 pm Thursdays @ Jabu's Pub, 8:00 pm
Brittany (Brittany "Michael Bay" St. Julien)

Friends call me Michael Bay because I love action and make a lot of sound effects with my mouth.

Well, nobody calls me that, really. But they should for the above reasons.

If I had to rank my top 3 books, it'd look something like:

1)Plato- The Republic
2)Heinlein- Stranger in a Strange Land
3)Silverman- The Bedwetter

Or something. 

Man, I said Ann Coulter like eighty times at this week's Dubliner quiz. I've since consumed enough candy and soda to kill a toddler; must get that Coulter taste out of my mouth! What's it taste like, you ask? Imagine ranch dressing and beef jerky having a kid, and then that kid hating gay people. Pretty shitty.

(Come at me, Ann Coulter. I'm ready for you.)

In an unfortunate twist, the winners decided to implicate me in bribery. Thanks for inciting all those sideways glances, The People Who Paid Me! The worst part of the whole situation is that they won out of merit alone, and I never even got paid. One of them submitted the only bonus e-mail answer and got that prize, too! Is that how we bribe these days? By taking all of the things?

As Pepe Le Pew might say, "le sigh". Maybe someday, quizzers. Maybe someday one of you will give me money to advance your position in the quiz. *wink*

See y'all next week!
-QM Brittany

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