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Jake's Food & Spirits
3800 Walnut
Denver, CO 80205
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12:00 PM, January 20, 2012
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The Green Monkeys 59
Cooch 39
Frequency of Velocity 36
"Bypass the stool, hit it right in the colon."
Kirsten


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Saturdays , 8pm - Prickly Pete's 		Kirsten ()

At the tender age of seven, Kirsten sat crying under the coat rack in Mrs. Johnston's second grade classroom.  Hours prior, Mrs. Johnston had handed back the weekly spelling test and Kirsten learned the harsh lesson that it was possible to get an answer wrong.

Fifteen years later, that douchebag is your Geeks quizmaster.  A job she enjoys a little too much.

She also enjoys the smooth sounds of Usher's "Confessions" and masturbating to the NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams.

A small crowd, the smallest of my day, but we had fun talking suppositories, nonetheless.

Thanks for three-way Civil War-ing this shit.  Congrats to The Green Monkeys for straight destroying his significant other (Cooch) and what seemed to be an old friend (Frequency of Velocity). 

Gracias a mi amigo Greg for grading help!

Vaya con dios, Jake's.

Jake's Food & Spirits
3800 Walnut
Denver, CO 80205
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11:47 AM, January 13, 2012
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Airplane Books 70
Hail Satan 58
My Urban Child 38
Three's a Crowd
Kirsten


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Saturdays , 8pm - Prickly Pete's 		Kirsten ()

At the tender age of seven, Kirsten sat crying under the coat rack in Mrs. Johnston's second grade classroom.  Hours prior, Mrs. Johnston had handed back the weekly spelling test and Kirsten learned the harsh lesson that it was possible to get an answer wrong.

Fifteen years later, that douchebag is your Geeks quizmaster.  A job she enjoys a little too much.

She also enjoys the smooth sounds of Usher's "Confessions" and masturbating to the NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams.

We were few, but we were proud.  Highlight of the night, for me at least, definitely came when the lovely member of Hail Satan demonstrated a fairly involved bj sesh, in what I can only imagine was an effort to evoke the collective memory of which hand Yeezy was using to mouth please Dr. Dre.  Granted, I've never been on the receiving end, but I would imagine that any man would be lucky to have such animated skillz applied down south.  Super funny, sister.

Despite some scratchy audio (thanks for bearing with me!!), you all did an excellent job on the Saturday Night Live musical guest round.  If you love Robyn and some of the newer SNL cast members, I highly suggest this delight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47MRqc5CzRY

Mad props to Airplane Books for clenching the victory last night, with Hail Satan just inches away.  My Urban Child was our smallest team, but made a very respectable showing, as well.

Excited to start quizzing weekly with you guys!

Here's the state quarters thing I was all about last night.  Worth a perusal!
http://thehairpin.com/2012/01/sometimes-state-quarters

Jake's Food & Spirits
3800 Walnut
Denver, CO 80205
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10:41 AM, January 06, 2012
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Jabroni Express 72
The Strong Bads 65
One Man Wolf Pack 50
Tebow your mama 50
To paraphrase Cookie Monster, "Fuck moderation."
Who the hell moved my vagina?


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Tuesday nights at Beau Jo's- Colorado Blvd. 		Stefani (Who the hell moved my vagina?)

I like going places and doing stuff. I read a lot- often the same books over and over. Top 5 movies- not in any particular order: The Last Unicorn, Clue, Ghostbusters, Labyrinth, and Babe: The Gallant Pig. I do not oh and ah over babies- I, in fact, dislike children very much.  I work at an Elementary school. I was the Prom Queen in high school.  My graduating class had less then 20 seniors, but it still counts bitches. It still counts.

Resolutions suck.  There is already enough about the world to find disappointing- why add yourself to the list? A resolution is really just a way to deprive yourself of something that you obviously want- don’t be a quitter! Or, it is just a way to force yourself to take part in something you have never had an interest in before. Don’t be a joiner!

Why can’t resolutions be cool?  Why can’t I resolve to win the lottery and magically grow bigger boobs? Those are things I can get excited about.  Resolving to lose weight or not overspend sounds boring.  My resolutions will be simple this year- eat more fried things and drink more beer.  I know I won’t fail.

And Jake’s is right there, to keep me on track.  Plenty of beers to choose from and an awesome variety of things fried.  They have your standards: French fries, fried pickle chips.  But then they bring out the big guns- fried twinkies and my new found drug of choice, fried oreos. Seriously, I have only one suggestion here Jake’s; think Double Stuft.  Otherwise, I wouldn’t mess with perfection.

Best wrong answer of the evening- Mary Poppins.  Made even better because the correct answer was Clockwork Orange.

1st place went to Jabroni Express who came from behind with a big joker play on the 8th round, and 2nd went to Strong Bads who managed to stay at the top of the pack all evening.

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