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West End Pub
1801 North Lamar St # 100
Dallas, TX 75202
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:37 AM, June 13, 2013


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School's out for summer	86

Don and Peggy	85

Fuck Mountain (3rd)	78

Galactic Unicorn (5th)	78

Spit in my Mouth (4th)	78

Pacman unctrollably guzzling rum	76

Seabass Said That?	69

Fuck this job, suck my dick	68

Dos Misquis	67

I Left My Pride on his sheets	60

Banana Peelers	48

That Gay Coach's Students	44

Country	35

A^2	16

Like Taking Beer From a High School Kid

JWarr

It’s true- JWarr once was king of the fairies. Almost. In our ninth grade production of Midsummer Night’s Dream. I really wanted to be Oberon, but got cast as a bottom. Let me tell ya, that’s the last time that ever happened (not really, Randy from sophomore camp, if you’re reading this, what we had in the shower when we didn’t have lube and used shampoo instead was special, but god I hope that never happens to anyone ever again). I Left My Pride on His Sheets got a gay kiss out of the play and look where they are today. Struggling desperately to be nurses. Shakespeare ruins lives. It’s true.

Some important lessons learned in tonight’s quiz:

If I tell you Easter Island Almonds are not the right answer, chances are it is not the right answer. Good to know That Gay Coach’s Students listen just as well at quiz as they used to in the classroom.
Strom Thurmond was never a supreme court justice, and the country is a lot better for it.
A fault and a double fault are not the same thing.
Not everything relevant in the 90s took place in 1998. Other years had stuff happen in them, too.
Food is in fact American for culture

Post-quiz discussion raised two very important questions. What exactly would you do with a 10 inch long corkscrew penis like a duck’s? Sure, it makes a great freak show attraction, but wouldn’t you scare away the people you wish to mate? Maybe that’s why- just like the military- there’s a shocking amount of duck rape that goes unreported. Second, can you think of someone who is more than two degrees away from Kevin Bacon? All we came up with was Mitt Romney, who is three steps away. Three steps away from ever being relevant ever again.

The battle for the cash came down to the last two rounds where Don and Peggy was the only team to go a perfect 8 for 8 on the Family Guy parody round and scored a 13 on the round of random crap. Still, they came one point short of catching all night leaders School’s Out for Summer, who could not be caught after a perfect karaoke performance. Fuck Mountain finished in 3^rd after winning our tie-breaker question.

A huge thank you to players and non players alike who contributed to the Texas Forensic Association scholarship fund- we raised a lot of money for some very impoverished debaters.

Remember: regular quiz returns to the West End Pub on Wednesday at 8pm! No gimmicks, no charities, just a good ol’ pay for play.

Here is your required summer reading.

Please acknowledge that we are all about the Facebooks- like the national page or the DFW page. I hear every time you like the page, an angel gets its wings. Every time you don’t a puppy dies.
Do you have what it takes to win the 1^st ever Rumble in the Pub? Show Austin they can take their hipster-ness and shove it, check out the details.
Poker every Monday night at the West End Pub, go play it.
Please click on the like button. I get paid based on the number of likes. And I’m really poor.

West End Pub
1801 North Lamar St # 100
Dallas, TX 75202
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:23 AM, June 09, 2013


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Awkard Family Gangbang Photos	85

Frey Family Wedding Planners	81

Golden Company	77

Impin Ain't Easy	76

Insert Name Here	75

King Hodor, First of his name	74

Bastards of Manwoody	73

The Unsullied	73

A Collection of Profitable Holes	71

Jwarr R Martin	70

Valar Morghulis	70

Khaleesi Have Baby Inside Her	69

Song of Beer and Fries	69

Hodor and the Wargs	68

Where Are My Dragons	67

Crows Before Hoes	63

Claire	61

Red Wedding Crashers	61

The Boltons	61

Westeros and pub 4	61

Dead like ned	58

Starks Revenge	54

Once You Go Castle Black, You Never Go Back	53

Joffrey Eh Not So Bad	49

Eat Me Out John Snow	42

House of Mason	41

Winter is Coming, Leon is Not	36

Childish Pandiml	27

Impin Ain't Easy Party of One	17

A Glass of Wine in my Hand and a Mouth on My Cock: The only thing better than a GoT quiz

JWarr

Nothing can kill a quiz master: not ice, not fire, not even winter. And we proved that for true tonight at the West End Pub with 8 epic rounds of Game of Thrones quiz. Interrupting Hodor took a few of you by surprise, but on the whole, you hodor nailed this quiz like a hot hodor on an unloved hodor.

Remember our most important lesson of the night: douchebags know no time frame and have always been a part of our history, both real and imagined. You can learn more about Joffrey’s pillaging, the various rapes of Cersei, or just how good ladies night look in a helmet here.

Most accurate team name of the night: Eat Me Out John Snow

Least accurate team name of the night: Once You go Castle Black, You Never Go Back

Best team name incorporating my name into it: JWarr R Martin

Team name that made the team sound most like a whore: A Collection of Profitable Holes

A note about the scores: you’ll notice your scores are a point higher than announced. Somewhere, the lords on high righted their wrongs and accepted Joffrey Baratheon as a legitimate answer despite the fact he’s an illegitimate pinprick of a human. So yeah, let the lords of the land rejoice.

An amazing finish to Awkward Gangbang Family Photos for their stellar 1^st place win having missed only 3 questions all night (and all of those in round 6). Frey Family Wedding Planners took home a 2^nd place gift card good for $20 for their second place finish. Golden Company took home the bronze and a $10 gift card, and Impin Ain’t Easy rounded up the top 4 and won some free booze.

A huge thank you to my scorekeeper Emily for keeping the scores kept, to Jeff and his fabulous flagons of ladies at the West End Pub for keeping our throats quenched, and to you all for an amazing crowd and atmosphere. I’ve run a lot of these bad boys and I rarely walked away feeling more like a winner, but that’s probably because of all the coin in my pocket.

Stay tuned: our next theme quiz is Arrested Development! Details to follow, but got ahead and start transitioning from House Stark to House Bluth, after tonight’s Game of Thrones finale, of course.

Remember: regular quiz returns to the West End Pub on Wednesday at 8pm

You can say ‘not today’ to death but not to these announcements:

Please acknowledge that we are all about the Facebooks- like the national page or the DFW page. I hear every time you like the page, an angel gets its wings. Every time you don’t a puppy dies.
Do you have what it takes to win the 1^st ever Rumble in the Pub? Show Austin they can take their hipster-ness and shove it, check out the details.
Quiz for a Cause- Texas Forensic Association edition comes to Nodding Donkey on June 11. Check out the deets.
Please click on the like button. I get paid based on the number of likes. And I’m really poor.

West End Pub
1801 North Lamar St # 100
Dallas, TX 75202
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:10 AM, June 06, 2013


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Rosy's Detachable Penis	85

Bieberhole 69	75

Fuck Mountain	74

We Know how to use the 3 seasshells	61

Electric Sex Pants	60

Bearded Ginger Soul Patch	59

A black deacond died yesterday	54

Gummi Doll Production	45

SC And P	38

Coccyx	31

Denver Does Dallas	28

JWarr is a poet but refuses to lay down the rhyme. Pipe on the other hand...

JWarr

There once was a QM form Nantuckit, with questions so hard that you can suck it. He came into town, turned your frowns upside down, then went home to his man and made sex to him.

This is why I’m not a poet…

So anywho, let’s talk about last night’s awesomely epic quiz adventure. The rhyming round went well for everyone except SC and P, largely because she had not arrived yet. Fuck Mountain commanded an early lead after a strong showing in our jumping songs round, but that would slowly start to unravel during the James Bond themed round. Now they were on the hunt for right answers and who killed M as Rosy’s Detachable Penis nailed a perfect score in round 7 (worth 16 points) and got the highest score in round 8 to become the kings of Fuck Mountain and win the quiz. Beiberhole 69 makes me think of a lot of images- I’m going to assume he has a penis on his head an extra vagina in his private business so he can curl into a ball and 69 himself. Regardless, they landed in second place.

Otherwise noteworthy scoring achievements were Electric Sex Penis (misspelling intentional) got the highest score on our visual round. Denver Does Dallas certainly played the quiz, and managed to rack up only two 0s all night!

As we think about Saturday and the awesomeness we’re going to have during Game of Thrones, I ask you this question: what would it be like if a dragon could crawl out of your vagina? That’s not merely a hypothetical… I’ll see you Saturday!

Hey Crazy Lady at the Bar, Shut the F Up and Read This:

Please acknowledge that we are all about the Facebooks- like the national page or the DFW page. I hear every time you like the page, an angel gets its wings. Every time you don’t a puppy dies.
Winter is coming and so is the Game of Thrones Quiz: Saturday June 8 to West End Pub. Quiz starts at 7:30pm and it’s a pay for play.
Do you have what it takes to win the 1^st ever Rumble in the Pub? Show Austin they can take their hipster-ness and shove it, check out the details.
Quiz for a Cause- Texas Forensic Association edition comes to Nodding Donkey on June 11. Check out the deets.
Please click on the like button. I get paid based on the number of likes. And I’m really poor.

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