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So Geek Bowl got me sick. Seriously, Jason... never again.
There was no Ro-sham-Bo to settle up any ties this week. So that made for a less interesting ending.
Creepy Finger is still bitter maybe, considering their name tonight was “Round 6 cost us $5,000” To make it up to them I gave them a Geek Bowl 6 glass and some of my very own Quizmaster Jizz. And to make it up to themselves they won tonight.
Bruno Mars Mooned your mom possibly.
And, although they do sound similar, Lady Gaga and Johnny Cash are not the same person. Nice try.
I also gagged on the deep throat question. No pun intended.
Arnold and Mr. Drummond were on the final episode of Fresh Prince, not M*A*S*H*
Good to see At the Bar, Outside Smoking, Crockette’s Theme (incognito) and Jeff Buckley’s Swim team again.
Via con dios quizzers. Via con dios!
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Best overheard line of the night:
"You love porn don’t you!!!"
During the Henry Wadsworth Longfellow question.
Also, did you know Twilight has a companion book/sequel? WTF!
So I think I should have sponsored Creepy Finger on an Austin Trip. The blew the F out of everyone with their 91 points. Truly epic.
And it was not a small field. Shout out to the Ph.Ds (not M.D.s) that rocked the house tonight.
Best answers of the night were for the bonus question about the Mel and Tim soul hit. Back field in Motion might have won the beer, but
Too Many Men on the Field
won the audience applause. Too funny.
Thankfully there was only one word I couldn't pronounce tonight. Instead of the usual Italian words that I butcher.
Arividerci!
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Tim came out and saw my quiz last week and decided I was just so awesome that he was going to let me take over the Meridian room again. That's right bitches, bow to my awesomeness.
Round 1 got off to an arousing start as we dealt with villains whose named starts with 'The'. Loogie Pants, as they were known in round 1, got some laughs with the respond 'The Sadistic Leader of Woodberry, GA' as a response to a Walking Dead question. We experienced some epic climaxes throughout the night- Crockett's Theme danced their way through round 2 and made some pretty impressive O faces that I haven't seen since the White Party back in '03. The Creepy Finger precame quite a bit when they found out the speed round was sports-themed, then nailed the bonus question on the Oilers. Mad props for funniest answers of the night go to At The Bar in the visual round on sex positions: The Lotus will now be referred to as the Fertility Test, the piledriver position was renamed The Gusher, and my personal favorite- you're no longer doing it missionary. You're doing it I Heart Huckabee style. Epic. For the win.
Crockett's Theme correctly guessed that the first question of the vegan round would be about pescetarians. Then they got the answer wrong by saying that pescetarians don't eat an animal known as milk. That answer was a choice. Not a choice I would make. But a choice.
The round of random crap aka round 8 catapulted The Creepy Finger into first place with an impressive 15 out of 16. Yeah, they jokered that all the way to the win. Crockett's Theme finished second and Outside Smoking took home the bronze. This was a great night of quiz gearing up for geek bowl, which is next week! Holy crap! I gots to work on my dance moves for the opening :)
Tim will be back next week and he will have a nifty pint glass for The Creepy Finger for cracking 80 points!