
Take the Quiz, Leave the Cannoli
A Quiz on Godfather, Goodfellas, and The Sopranos
Once you get in … there’s NO getting out.
But cheer up, we’re prepared to make you an offer you can’t refuse. Take the Quiz, Leave the Cannoli will feature Geeks Who Drink’s unique brand of rapid-fire trivia on the best mafia entertainment out there: Sopranos, Godfather and Goodfellas. Players are challenged to make the ultimate sacrifice by pitting their family against others in an epic mob war for total control. Gangsters, goombahs and goumadas are welcome, but check the pieces at the door, fellas.
As always, teams are limited to six players, and there’s an admission fee of $5 per player. The winning team may not get limitless power and all the associated trappings, but they will take home a cash purse between $200 and $500 (depending on total number of players).
Please review our FAQs below if you’re unsure how these quizzes are run.
RSVP, find a team, and talk trash on our Facebook event page.
Saturday, April 13th
5:00pm: Aster Cafe, 125 SE Main St, Minneapolis, MN
5:00pm: Three Lions Pub, 2239 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO
6:00pm: Common Ground, 85 Harvard Ave, Allston, MA
6:00pm: Lumpy's South, 8925 S Harrison St, Sandy UT
6:00pm: Alley Katz, 2019 O St, Sacramento, CA
7:00pm: Southwedge Colony, 503 South Avenue, Rochester, NY
7:00pm: Highliner Pub, 3909 18th Ave W, Seattle, WA

The Treehouse of Horror
The Third All-Simpsons Quiz
Imagine a world where skin is yellow, hands have four digits, and idiots helm nuclear power plants. If this world is more real than imaginary, you are ready to climb into The Treehouse of Horror, Geeks Who Drink’s third all-Simpsons quiz. We’re calling it “Treehouse of Horror” in honor of the “The Simpsons” annual Halloween episode, but note: This is a quiz covering everything Simpsons and is not Treehouse of Horror themed.
As always, teams are limited to six players, and there’s an admission fee of $5 per player. The winning team may not get donuts – mmm, donuts -- but they will take home a cash purse between $200 and $500 (depending on total number of players).
Please review our FAQs below if you’re unsure how these quizzes are run.
RSVP, find a team, and talk trash on our Facebook event page.
Monday October 15th
8:00pm: Scholz Garten, 1607 San Jacinto Boulevard, Austin, TX
8:00pm: Lucky Strike, 1201 San Jacinto Street, Houston, TX
8:00pm: Regina Pizzeria, 353 Cambridge Street, Allston, MA
8:00pm: Barrio, 235 East 6th Street, Saint Paul, MN
Tuesday, October 16th
8:00pm: Westside Bar & Grill, 512 West 19th Street, Costa Mesa, CA
7:00pm: Maggie McGee’s, 6253 Highland Dr, Salt Lake City, UT
Wednesday, October 17th
7:30pm: Buckley's in Belltown, 2331 2nd Ave, Seattle, WA
8:00pm: Firehouse Pub & Grill, 5380 Walzem Rd, San Antonio, TX
8:00pm: SideBAR, 120 East 15th Street, New York, NY
8:30pm: The Capitol Garage, 1500 K Street, Sacramento, CA
8:00pm: Three Lions Pub, 2239 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO
Thursday, October 18th
8:00pm: Granite City Food and Brewery,8461 NW Prairie View Rd, Kansas City, MO
9:00pm: Coaches, 1414 Central Ave SE, Albuquerque, NM
8:00pm: Redwing Bar & Grill, 4012 30th Street, San Diego, CA
Saturday, October 20th
8:00pm: West End, 1801 North Lamar St # 100, Dallas, TX
Sunday, October 21st
7:00pm: The Hut, 305 North 4th Avenue, Tucson, AZ

Geeky Cauldron
The Third Harry Potter Quiz
Calling all Muggles!
The Harry Potter movies and books may be finished, but the magic lives on with Geeky Cauldron: The Third Harry Potter Quiz. Relive Ron and Hermione’s first kiss. Dust off the DVDs and the book of spells. You don’t need a Marauder Map to know where the Potter Geeks will be this September – just see below! No help from house elves will be permitted.
As always, teams are limited to six players, and there’s an admission fee of $5 per player. The winning team may not fly home on a Nimbus 2000, but they will take home a cash purse between $200 and $500 (depending on total number of players). Note: This is a winner-take-all contest. There is a second place, but no cash for second.
These events draw record numbers of players and are first come, first served. Get there early to ensure you can play.
Find a team and trash talk on our Facebook event page!
Wednesday, September 5th
7:30pm: The Harp Inn, 130 E 17th St # A, Costa Mesa, CA
8:00pm: Firehouse Pub & Grill, 5380 Walzem Rd, San Antonio, TX
Thursday, September 6th
8:00pm: Redwing Bar & Grill, 4012 30th Street, San Diego, CA
8:00pm: Granite City Food & Brewery, 8461 NW Prairie View Rd, Kansas City, MO
8:00pm: Lumpy's Downtown, 145 Pier Point Ave, Salt Lake City, UT
Saturday, September 8th
5:00pm: The Irish Snug, 1201 E Colfax, Denver, CO
9:00pm: O'Niell's, 4310 Central Ave. SE, Albuquerque, NM
9:00pm: Groveland Tap, 1834 St. Clair Avenue, Saint Paul, MN
10:00pm: Opal Divine’s (Penn Field), 3601 S Congress St, Austin, TX
Sunday, September 9th
8:00pm: Brighton Beer Garden, 386 Market Street, Brighton, MA
Monday, September 10th
8:00pm: Playground Bar & Lounge, 278 East Congress Street, Tucson, AZ
8:00pm: House of Blues, 2200 North Lamar Street, Dallas, TX
Tuesday, September 11th
7:30pm: Alley Katz, 2019 O Street, Sacramento, CA
8:00pm: Little Woodrow’s (EaDo), 2019 Walker Street, Houston, TX
7:30pm: Buckley's in Belltown, 2331 2nd Ave, Seattle, WA

No Touching!
The Second Arrested Development Quiz
Blue yourself!
Geeks Who Drink is revisiting the Bluth family this July with No Touching! The Second Arrested Development Quiz.
Though the movie is still said to be in production – we’ll believe it when we see it! – three seasons of dysfunctional Bluth bliss still exist for our writers to draw from. What to expect? Maeby, some cousinly love. Propaganda supporting never nudes. And perhaps even references to Gob’s amazing illusions. It’s all fair game.
As always, teams are limited to six players, and there’s an admission fee of $5 per player. The winning team may not drive home in a stair car, but they will take home a cash purse between $200 and $500 (depending on total number of players).
These events draw record numbers of players and are first come, first served. Get there early to ensure you can play.
RSVP, find a team, and talk trash on our Facebook event page.
Sunday, July 15
8:00pm: O'Neill's Pub (Nob Hill), 4310 Central Ave SE, Albuquerque, NM
Monday, July 16
8:00pm: Tommy Doyle's (Harvard Square), 96 Winthrop Street, Cambridge, MA
8:00pm: Texas Theatre, 231 West Jefferson Boulevard, Dallas, TX
8:00pm: Cedar Creek, 1034 West 20th Street, Houston, TX
8:00pm: Barrio, 235 East 6th Street, Saint Paul, MN
8:00pm: The Blarney Stone, 1909 3rd Ave, Seattle, WA
Tuesday, July 17
7:30pm: The Village Pourhouse, 205 1st Street, Hoboken, NJ
8:00pm: Birch Street Bar & Grill, 330 West Birch Street, Brea, CA
8:00pm: Moe's BBQ, 3295 S Broadway, Englewood. NOTE: This quiz is limited to 75 teams and last year we exceeded that.
8:00pm: Maggie McGee's, 6253 Highland Dr, Salt Lake City, UT
Wednesday, July 18
7:30pm: The Drop, 409 East 31st Street, Kansas City, MO
8:00pm: Firehouse Pub & Grill, 5380 Walzem Rd, San Antonio, TX
Thursday, July 19
8:00pm: The Canyon's Crown, 6958 East Tanque Verde Road, Tucson, AZ
8:00pm: Jax Neighborhood Cafe, 2828 Rio Grande St, Austin, TX. NOTE: This quiz is limited to 65 teams and last year we exceeded that.

Pour yourself a scotch, grab a smoke, and put together a team to take on this super swell quiz.
There was a time in America when pregnancy didn’t prevent women from enjoying a Lucky Strike and martini. When children played with plastic bags over there heads. And secretaries were expected to perform the duties of mothers and wives. Those days are long gone – and hopefully never to return – but this June Geeks Who Drink will dwell in the time when advertising was sexy.
As always, teams are limited to six players, and there’s an admission fee of $5 per player. The winning team may not get a feature in “Ad Age,” but they will take home a cash purse between $200 and $500 (depending on total number of players).
These events draw record numbers of players and are first come, first served. Get there early to ensure you can play.
Monday, June 4
7:30pm: The Rio Grande, (LoDo),1525 Blake St., Denver, CO
8:00pm: Green Room Burgers & Beer, 4010 Pennsylvania Avenue, Kansas City, MO
8:00pm: VFW Post 3586, 2920 Highland Drive, Salt Lake City, UT
Tuesday, June 5
8:00pm: Common Ground, 83 Harvard Avenue, Allston, MA
8:00pm: Christian's Tailgate, 2000 Bagby St. Suite 106, Houston, TX
Wednesday, June 6
7:00pm: The Highball, 1142 S Lamar Blvd, Austin, TX
7:00pm: Durty Nelly's, 2915 Redhill Ave, Costa Mesa, CA
8:00pm: West End Pub, 1801 North Lamar St # 100, Dallas, TX
8:00pm: SIDEbar, 120 East 15th Street, New York, NY
8:00pm: Auld Dubliner, 800 E University Blvd, Tucson, AZ
9:00pm: O'Niell's Pub, 4310 Central Ave SE, Albuquerque, NM
Thursday, June 7
7:00pm: Merchant's Cafe, 109 Yesler Way, Seattle, WA

Browncoats, unite!
Geeks Who Drink is delivering a quiz with maximum slayage, something we call “Masters of the Whedonverse.”
The next Whedon masterpiece, “The Avengers,” doesn’t hit theaters until May, but in April true cult fans will be rewarded for their knowledge of “Buffy” and “Angel,” “Firefly” and “Serenity.” Our crack team of writers are drawing from all the works of Whedon to craft a quiz suitable for the masters of his universe.
As always, teams are limited to six players, and there’s an admission fee of $5 per player. The winning team may still convince Fox that ditching “Firefly” was a major FAIL, but they will take home a cash purse between $200 and $500 (depending on total number of players).
These events draw record numbers of players and are first come, first served. Get there early to ensure you can play.
RSVP, find a team, and talk trash on our Facebook event page.
Sunday, April 22
7:00pm: The White Rabbit, 513 N 36th St, Suite E, Seattle, WA
Monday, April 23
8:00pm: The Auld Dubliner, 71 S. Pine Ave., Long Beach, CA
8:00pm: Ernie’s Bar & Pizza, 2915 W 44th Ave., Denver, CO
8:00pm: Devil's Daughter, 533 South 500 WestSalt Lake City, UT
8:00pm: G Street Wunderbar, 228 G St, Davis, CA
Tuesday, April 24
8:00pm: Sweet Caroline’s, 1260 Boylston Street, Boston, MA
8:00pm: Red's Porch, 3508 S Lamar BlvdAustin, TX
Thursday, April 26
7:00pm: Capital Bar, 3017 Morton Street, Fort Worth, TX
8:00pm: Bumsted’s, 500 N 4th Avenue, Tucson, AZ
9:00pm: Coaches Sports Bar, 1414 Central Ave SE, Albuquerque, NM
Friday, April 27
8:00pm: Maple Leaf Pub, 514 Elgin St, Houston, TX



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Geeks Who Drink players know it: We are as GLBTQ friendly as a San Francisco bathhouse. Who welcomed evangelical superstar Ted Haggard's secret gay lover Mike Jones to their stage? We did! It's about time we quizzed out of the closet with the first ever Quiz As Folk.
What makes a quiz gay, you ask? Great question. No, not everyone who identifies as GLBTQ likes the campiness of John Waters or finds Ellen DeGeneres funny. And the Stonewall riots and Harvey Milk have significance to the civil rights of all Americans. And Freddy Mercury's contributions to music have nothing to with being gay. All this is true. But you know what? It's also gay, so we're celebrating it with a quiz about gay history, art, camp, movies, music, etc.
Wednesday, June 15
Aqua Lounge, Denver
Jax Neighborhood Cafe, Austin
Monday, June 20
Blue Star Cafe & Pub, Seattle
Thursday, June 23
The Maple Leaf Pub, Houston

Back off, man, it’s an all Bill Murray quiz!
He’s the king of deadpan. A real Hollywood outsider. The Oscars may have snubbed him, but Bill Murray will be embraced with the respect this genius deserves when Geeks Who Drink hosts ‘What, Bill Murray?’ a quiz spanning his entire career.
From Ghostbusters and Caddyshack, from Lost in Translation to Rushmore, Geeks Who Drink writers have researched all things Bill Murray. So … baby steps to the bar, baby steps through the round, baby steps to cash and glory.
Sunday, May 15
Oniell's Pub: Albuquerque, NM

Annyong! Calling all never nudes! Blue yourself and come prove you are not a Mr. F at Geeks Who Drink's first ever all "Arrested Development" quiz. And because not everyone has a stash in a banana stand, we will be awarding the winning team cash.
The Bluth family has provided hours upon hours of dysfunction. Geeks Who Drinks writers will likely need therapy after scouring the hours for the ...best bits and bites to test your knowledge.
SATURDAY, APRIL 2
The Baja Bean Co.: Charlottesville, VA
Opal Divine's (Penn Field): Austin, TX
TUESDAY, APRIL 5
The Blackbird Buvette: Albuquerque, NM
Redhook Brewery's Forecasters Pub: Woodinville, WA
A Bar Named Sue: Salt Lake City, UT
Moe's BBQ: Englewood, CO
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6
Raglan Road Irish Pub: Kansas City, MO
The Auld Dubliner: Tustin, CA
Firehouse Pub & Grill: San Antonio, TX
THURSDAY, APRIL 7
Bumsted's: Tucson, AZ
MONDAY, APRIL 11
Jackson's Watering Hole: Houston, TX