Quizzes by State

AZ      CA      CO      DC      ID      KS      MA      MN      MO      MT      NH      NJ      NM      NY      OH      OK      TN      TX      UT      VA      WA      

Quizzes by City

Select a City/State Near You     
Or, find a venue within of your zipcode:

Complete Quiz Schedule
 



Killarney's Restaurant & Irish Pub
3639 Riverside Plaza Drive Ste. 532
Riverside, CA 92506
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
Comment Now
12:11 AM, May 17, 2012
Scores
I knew that shit before I walked in the room 77
Witty Rejoinder 76
?That's Ice Cream, I swear? 74
We suck without Hammer 74
Picking up chicks at the abortion clinic 73
A.D.A. 71
Babyclause 71
?Duh? 63
The Fixed & The Furious 61
Real Life Potato Vaginas 60
Stinky Burrito Monkey 52
Lucky Stiffs 52
30 and Nerdy 50
D.T.F 48
Ellen Paige thinks you have a small Penis, "Duh"! You're lookin' at Animal Asses !!!
Hammer


Twitter
Facebook
Web

Quiz Schedule
Substitute 		Bryan Pelkowski (Hammer)

I am Hammer, minor deity and major sex symbol. Women want me and men want to be me. I am all that is Man, and I am ok with that. When I am not hosting GWD, You can catch me playing XboX 360, and Star Wars: Saga Edition.

Turn ons include scantily clad women, and women who bring me alcohol.

Turn offs include anything with a penis attached.

Anything else you need to know can be found on the Facebook page dedicated to my glory, or by my random musings on the Twitter-sphere

 

Tonight was brought to you by your sub host Hammer!

It was a great night with rounds of awesome goodness Ellen Paige audio round, Animal Asses "visual round" *shudder* and a round telling you your penis is below average. I would just like to say I freakin' love my job. I knew that shit before I walked in the room! Took first and is always on top. followed by Witty Rejoinder who have not been at the top in a very long while.

I am excited for my very first tie, and therefore tie breaker, between my old team We suck without Hammer, and "That's ice cream, I swear ! "  I took a crowd poll  between the three suggestions for tie breaker they were; Joke off, Truffle Shuffle off, and Air Guitar off, with joke off as the winner. "That's ice cream, I swear !"  won with, "What does a man with a 12 in. penis have for breakfast? I stared with bacon and eggs ! "

Really proud of my First Time "VIRGIN" team of 30 and nerdy who asked specially to keep the round five visual animal asses round. Probably to put in her "rub hub" that's the female equivilant to the male's "spank bank" for those of you playing at home.

Tie for best team name goes to Picking up chicks at the Abortion Clinic, and Real Life Potato Vaginas?. My heart goes out to these two teams for making me giggle throughout the night. Well, thats it for me. Thanks again to all my wonderful teams for your suport and special thank you goes to my heterosexual life mate Archer for being my scoring partner!

Killarney's Restaurant & Irish Pub
3639 Riverside Plaza Drive Ste. 532
Riverside, CA 92506
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
Comment Now
12:43 AM, May 10, 2012
Scores
Masters of Karate (& Friendship) 84
My Mom Was IN My Best Porno Mag 81
Babyclaws 78
Putin is Russian for Democracy 74
San Dimas High School Football Rules! 72
A.D.A. 69
Teamosil 67
Lucky Stiffs 66
Zak Atak 59
Mr. Spangles: Bike Nazi 58
She's Single & Looking to Mingle 57
Team Rocket 52
Pull the School Bus Over & Let My Brother Jack Off 46
Goislo 25
Horslips 10
The Quiz Pimp takes a holiday edition
The Quiz Pimp


Twitter
Facebook
Web

Quiz Schedule
Wednesday Nights at Killarney's in Riverside, CA 		Richard Rasner (The Quiz Pimp)

Hey Everyone!

My name is Richard Rasner, but most of you know me as "The Quiz Pimp" (thanks to Killarney's own Patrick for the nickname). I'm the guy up on the old-fashioned microphone calling out your quiz & calling you out for not being as cool as you think you are.

When I'm not playing Quizmaster I'm playing photographer under the moniker "Unique Nudes" -- That's right, my 'day job' is taking pictures of naked people all over the world. And if that doesn't make you hate me enough, I also photograph live music, and spend my evenings hanging out backstage with rock stars such as Billy Idol, NIN, Papa Roach and more.  You can check out my Facebook if you don't believe me, but try not to get too jealous.

So why be a Quizmaster?  Because I love quizes and I love all of you.  That's right, without my players I would be nothing.  Your amusing team names and crazy banter keep me coming back week after week.  So keep coming! Keep talking to me! And win those fabulous prizes!

-- Quiz Pimp out.

Yeah, so I was feeling a bit lazy tonight. Actually, it was hot, and I looked at my wool suit and decided: “Fuck it; the Quiz Pimp can wear slacks and a T-shirt.” Oh, and I wore leather Converse All-Stars. So there is that.

Tonight's 4th place team Putin Is Russian For Democracy managed to get THREE perfect rounds. The most of any other team. Including a perfect 16 point Round 2, which they jokered. And they still failed to place in the Top 3. Mostly because they blew rounds 4 and 6 like Hammer's mom on a first date. Our other usual teams fared better. Babyclaws was back up in the Top 3, because they had their ringer back. They don't like to admit it, but he's either very smart or a hell of a good luck charm. Either way, when he shows up, they do well. Just above them in 2nd place was My Mom Was IN My Best Porno Mag (just like Hammer's mom) and in first place for the umpteenth time was Masters of Karate (and Friendship).

I really shouldn't pick on Hammer so much. He is your substitute Quizmaster after all. Instead I'll pick on J/\Rr3n~ (and ironically, this is probably the closest I have ever come to spelling his name correctly) and say that I hate his long-ass team names.

Moving on: Prizes abounded tonight, including the usual Jeagermeister stuff PLUS a Geeks Who Drink not-pint glass for our e-mail only bonus winner, Steve. Other than Ken Jennings reading out questions like a monotonous Jeopardy drone, tonight's quiz was fairly uneventful. Not boring, mind you, just uneventful. Unless you count my awesome dancing. With a broken mic stand tonight I had more of an opportunity to show you my moves. And by “moves” I mean “spastic white boy seizures of doom”. So yeah, there was that.

Next week I'll be back in my pimp finery, ready to backhand the first dumb ho to shout out an answer. Until next week!

- QP

Killarney's Restaurant & Irish Pub
3639 Riverside Plaza Drive Ste. 532
Riverside, CA 92506
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
Comment Now
12:17 AM, May 03, 2012
Scores
Fiendish Dr. Woo's Kung-Fu Treachery 76
Trans-Vaginal Oscillating Douche Nozzles 61
Say It Ain't Seau 56
Lucky Stiffs 53
Inland Empire Strikes Back 52
Kimmy Diddler 51
Not Sure if Romney Won the Republican Primary or the Special Olympics 49
Better Than Being In Class 47
Gunshot Wound to the Chest? ?Say Ow? 46
Team 46
Babyclaws 45
A.D.A 44
Care Bear Stare (Taste the Rainbow) 40
She's Single & Ready to Mingle 39
A-Rod 33
The B's at the Bar 25
Happy (wub wub wub) Anniversary (wub wub wub) to MEEEE!
The Quiz Pimp


Twitter
Facebook
Web

Quiz Schedule
Wednesday Nights at Killarney's in Riverside, CA 		Richard Rasner (The Quiz Pimp)

Hey Everyone!

My name is Richard Rasner, but most of you know me as "The Quiz Pimp" (thanks to Killarney's own Patrick for the nickname). I'm the guy up on the old-fashioned microphone calling out your quiz & calling you out for not being as cool as you think you are.

When I'm not playing Quizmaster I'm playing photographer under the moniker "Unique Nudes" -- That's right, my 'day job' is taking pictures of naked people all over the world. And if that doesn't make you hate me enough, I also photograph live music, and spend my evenings hanging out backstage with rock stars such as Billy Idol, NIN, Papa Roach and more.  You can check out my Facebook if you don't believe me, but try not to get too jealous.

So why be a Quizmaster?  Because I love quizes and I love all of you.  That's right, without my players I would be nothing.  Your amusing team names and crazy banter keep me coming back week after week.  So keep coming! Keep talking to me! And win those fabulous prizes!

-- Quiz Pimp out.

So 1 year ago I stepped up on the mic for the first time as a solo Quizmaster, and Killarney's own Patrick took one look at my flame-print leather shoes and asked “So what are you, the quiz pimp?” and an icon was born. One year later I'm still here, and still loving every minute of this “Job”. Thanks to everyone who came out to celebrate tonight, you are all awesome. It barely feels like a year has gone by but I'm already looking forward to year 2.

We had not one, not two, but THREE teams with more than 6 team members, so no jokers for them. However, one of those teams still managed to win second place, so special congrats to Trans-Vaginal Oscillating Douche Nozzles for that rare feat. Incidentally, had they jokered their largest round they would have come in, well, exactly 2nd place, such was the great lead by Dr. Woo's Kung-Fu Treachery. In 3rd place with a surprisingly low showing for them (even with a joker) was Say It Ain't Seau, but I suspect they will come back with a vengeance next week.

Perfect Rounds: Um, yeah. EVERYBODY *except* Gunshot Wound To The Chest? “Say Ow” got a perfect Round 5. You all watch too much TV (Except you, GSW). In addition, Trans-Vaginal and Kimmy Diddler both got perfect Rounds 1 AND perfect Rounds 4. Dr. Woo also got a perfect Round 4, but again, when you take first place who cares how many perfect rounds you got? It's all about that final score.

Best team name point tonight went to She's Single & Ready to Mingle, because (let's face it) GWD is a great place to advertise that you're easy. And it worked! She totally found a guy at the bar. Well done. 2nd place for best team name tonight (no point, but an honor none the less) goes to Not Sure If Mitt Romney Won The Republican Primary Or The Special Olympics. And speaking of special, there is a special place in hell for Jerrin and his long-ass team names.

Lastly, I'd like to take the time to thank GWD corporate for the dubstep round. I like the part where it goes wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub.... but that's because I'm under the age of 50.

Until next week my hos!

- Quiz Pimp out.

« previous