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The Lion and Rose Pub (Park North)
842 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78216
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM

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11:17 PM, May 16, 2012


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Bruce Banner's Angry Erection	72

The Slow Band Aid Puller Offers	71

Amazeballs!	70

Yes!	69

Mitt Romneys Hair Club for Folically Ostentatious Boys	68

Brandon & The Mothers of Dragons	68

With your looks maybe bitchy isn't the way to go	67

Pride (in the name of love(in the time of cholera)	65

Vitamin Dees	62

Death Proof	60

Hey yo phresh!	56

Brain Fart	36

So, You All Are Actually Reading This

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I received the pleasant news at tonight’s Lion and Rose Park North quiz that a majority of the teams are actually reading these quiz recaps, aside from my friends. So that’s pretty great. Hi there everyone from tonight’s quiz. How about all that wacky shit that happened tonight? I know, right?! That time when that guy yelled out that one thing? That was really funny, wasn’t it?

Oh, you don’t know what I’m talking about? I guess you had to be there.

Anyway, another neck-and-neck quiz tonight, as twelve teams competed over obvious answers, Ellen Page films, small penis euphemisms, and a Mythbuster versus a Ghostbuster.

Round One on “Duh!” questions featured enthusiastic yells of “Duh!” from Amazeballs after almost every question, much to everyone’s chagrin. For some mysterious reason, all the guys in room got very quiet when I announced that the theme for Round Four was “Things Girls Compare Your Small Penis To”.

Odd.

However, we all agreed that no woman has ever referred to an un-well hung dude a “5 hour energy shot bottle”.

While this group of quiz-takers may not have known their Ellen Page movies, they damn sure know the differences between Mythbuster, Adam Savage and Ghostbuster, Egon Spengler. So, if it is ever plausible that the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man shows up in San Antonio, they’ll show him how we do things downtown.

James’ Funniest Team Name Award: With Your Looks Maybe Bitchy Isn't The Way To Go (runner ups: Bruce Banner's Angry Erection and Mitt Romney’s Hair Club for Folically Ostentatious Boys)

James’ Funniest Answer Award goes to Brandon & The Mothers of Dragons for their answers to Round Seven Questions 1, 5, and 8. Round seven was an audio round on Ellen Page movies. Question 1: Inception (correct answer: Inception). Question 5: Inception 2: The Inceptioning (correct answer: Smart People). Question 8: Inception 3: The Final Inception (correct answer: Peacock)

The Lion and Rose Pub (Park North)
842 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78216
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM

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11:39 PM, May 09, 2012


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Pride (in the Name of Love(in the Time of Cholera))	82

Holly's Chinese Massage	77

Teamocil	74

Federal Inmate #11593-051	72

Amazeballs!	68

Hey, yo phresh!	63

Yes!	59

Hungry	7

And There Came A Quiz, A Quiz Unlike Any Other, One No Single QuizMaster Could Withstand!

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An eventful quiz tonight at Lion and Rose Park North as the crowd faced my Al Pacino impression, pop songs replaced with awful Christian lyrics, my refusal to use unusual words in a sentence, ponderings on the top film at the box office, Ken Jennings, family reunions, and a T-Rex. What the hell is all that about? Read on, true believer.

I did my world-renowned (i.e. terrible) Al Pacino impression for the Round 1 Bonus Question on the line from The Devil’s Advocate and everyone loved (i.e. they hated it and didn’t know it was supposed to me Al Pacino)

The god-awful pop-song replacement lyrics from the Christian band Apologetix drew plenty of laughs. Seriously, they turned Honky Tonk Badonkadonk into a song about Jesus.

During Round 3 on unusual words the following exchange occurred:

Quiz-taker (from Teamocil): “Can you use ‘Sacristan’ in a sentence?’

QuizMaster: “Sure. ‘No, I will not use the word ‘Sacristan’ in a sentence”.

I’m tough but fair.

After a question about Spider-Man and The Punisher in Round 4, led me to ask if anyone had seen a recently released independent art-house film by an unknown director called The Avengers. One quiz-taker (form Federal Inmate #11593-051) replied that they wanted to see it but couldn’t find a theater it was playing at due to its very limited release.

We like to have fun.

Round 6 was Guest QuizMastered by Ken Jennings (that Jeopardy guy) via the magic of audio recordings. The future is now!

During Round 8, I reminded the crowd of the “don’t mess with the QuizMaster rule” and the following exchange occurred:

Quiz-taker (from Amazeballs!): “You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my father!”

QuizMaster: “Well, actually, that’s why I gathered you all here today, son. How has your mother been after all these years?”

Again, we like to have fun.

One of the answers to Round 8 was Tyrannosaurus Rex and I would just like to take this opportunity to point out that a man legally changed his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex this week (http://bit.ly/IMAffh )

So that’s pretty great.

James’ Funniest Team Name Award: Pride (in the Name of Love (in the Time of Cholera))

James’ Funniest Answer Award goes to Federal Inmate #11593-051 for their answer to Round 6’s Bonus Question, “Who beat Ken Jennings in the Ultimate Tournament of Champions?”, of Turd Ferguson (Correct Answer: Brad Rutter). If you don’t know why that’s funny go here: http://bit.ly/9jR8Gw

CONTEST!!!! To help promote my new location at Southtown 101 on Mondays, I'm holding a very easy contest, which you can read about here: http://bit.ly/KWb9JR

The Lion and Rose Pub (Park North)
842 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78216
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM

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10:33 PM, May 02, 2012


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Seau It Isn't So	70

Yes!	65

Amazeballs	56

Where's Margaret	56

Flat-Top Tony & The Purple Canoes	56

CEE3	50

That Bird's a Liar! I'm Brian Fellows!	49

The Derek Zoolander Pub Quiz Team for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Learn to do Other Stuff Good Too.	49

Pork Chop Express	48

2 Fisters	48

Die Nasty	34

Vegas Shots	31

Sergio Has A Landing Strip	14

Evil Martini Accountants	9

Dubstep is the Sound of a Robot Masturbating

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Well, it is. When Optimus Prime is in the bathroom too long and you heard that “wubba-wubba” sound, you know what’s going on.

Anyway, we traveled from Shakespeare to Skrillex tonight as the hotly contested TV Theme Dubstep Remix Round 7 tonight caused a stir because apparently a few people have lived blessed lives of never having heard dubstep before. I’m so glad I could expand their cultural horizons.

We had a close quiz tonight with a three-way tie for third place between teams Where’s Margaret, Flat-Top Tony & the Purple Canoes, and Amazeballs. Instead of going for a rock-paper-scissors contest or a dance-off, Flat-Top Tony & the Purple Canoes and Amazeballs decided for a five-question sudden death round. Where’s Margaret forfeited. At the end, Flat-Top Tony & the Purple Canoes won third place. Look closely at their picture over there for an excellent photo-bomb by a member of The Derek Zoolander Pub Quiz Team for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Learn to do Other Stuff Good Too.

James’ Funniest Team Name Award: Evil Martini Accountants. I just like the concept of an evil martini because they have been nothing but a force for good in my life.

James’ Funniest Answer Award goes to That Bird’s a Liar! I’m Brain Fellows! For their answer to Round 4’s Bonus Question, “What online-only news organization won a Pulitzer Prize for its 10-part series ‘Beyond the Battlefield’?” of Brazzers. (Correct Answer: The Huffington Post) If you don’t know why this is funny, you have your internet safe-search settings on high.

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