This time around I am going to use the power of song and film to explain how amazing last nights quiz went. This is not because I am lazy. It is because so many of you seem to have never heard of things that to me are pretty obvious. I mean how can you forget such classic moments in film history like Vin Diesel in Saving Private Ryan. It was his best role outside of The Babysitter.

Round 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le9uGkbtxHk

Of course with round two it is hard to pick just one of the many songs we played; however, the was one song that had me tapping my feet and begging to hear the full version and that is the wonderful song Dream Lover. So if you are like me and just have to hear the rest. You are welcome.

Round 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVHAQX5sSaU

It was in the third part of the quiz we saw the horror for some known as the 50/50 rounds. Many seemed to be taking some wild stabs and got an average of 4.3 points. One team walked away with a perfect so congrats to More Reverse Cowgirl. For this round I have called on the great words of science to explain our love.

Round 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMsW2oXors8

In the fourth round we talked all things Panama. It was historical, interesting, and above all a unique round with grammar and geography mixed in. In case it wasn't obvious before I really like history and geography rounds. They make me smile inside and out. Also for the people who haven't ever heard the song Panama by Van Halen you have no reason not to click on the amazing link below.

Round 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NshzYK9y0

The visual round was all about children actors and their journey to expose themselves professionally. I think overall the idea children actors can be best summed up by the excellent British comedian Sean Lock.

Visual Round: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfFSxyrCnLk

In the round about magic we talked about a lot of people who are basically jerks. I have never liked magicians. I find they tend to be bad people in general. Don't think I mean magic is bad. A good trick is fun to see and if you know a card trick I am happy to see it *NOT AT A PARTY. Keep your magic show for friends and not woman you are trying to bang!* That being said just how we laugh when our friends get hurt wouldn't you find it far more entertaining to see a magic trick fail?

Round 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=kX_Jo2TnYIo&feature=endscreen

If I could I would live my entire life in accordance to Hank Hill. He runs a clean household (On clean burning propane.) and above all he just has a way with words.

Round 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WmIo1eRaaM

Finally we came to the end of the quiz with round 8. Our random knowledge round had plenty of fun questions with it all coming down to Jeopardy in the last question. Still the one that most people seemed to enjoy was the NCIS question so in honor of all the excited answers I got for that I will give you what you want and that is a little bit of NCIS.

Round 8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik7pLT6LzlE

In the end the kings of the quiz were as followed. 

1. Stinkmeaner
2. More Reverse Cowgirl
3. Dr. Spaceman

So there you have it ladies and gentleman. A complete rap up of the quiz with the help of YouTube. Of course as anyone who was there will tell you this is only a fraction of the fun that was had if you were to attend the actual quiz. So I expect everyone to be there next week when we once again will take on those eight crazy rounds of beer drinking and brain thumping questions. As promised if you request it I will do it so here is a picture of kittens!

KITTENS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like many other fantastic GWD quizzes around the nation Blue Star Cafe & Pub witnessed a rather unique round 7 which featured a 2 minute audio clip courtesy of Porn for the Blind. Some of you came up to me after the quiz and seemed to still not believe that this was a real thing so to prove that it is not only real, but still currently being used I wish to share with you the link for the website. 

http://pornfortheblind.org/

Those who actually click on the link will find that not only is it still an active site, but that you can record your own description and upload it onto the site. So for the betterment of mankind and for a little bit of good karma I hope that all of my quizzers will take some time out of their day and do what is right and record their own. Bonus points if they mention my name "Quizmaster Colin" at any point during the recording! (Seriously I will buy you more than one beer if you do this people.)

Now that the housekeeping is done we can get onto the rest of the quiz. As you can tell by the picture below Quizmaster Colin was still in high spirits after his Sunday celebration of Cinco De Mayo, Dressed in the traditional culture friendly shirt and armed with a festive drink he plunged into the grand world of quiz with the furry of a white guy doing the Macarena. Of course had he done that for real it is more than likely four or five people would have joined in. So for next week I think we are going to have do that and see if we can get more than just one. I challenge everyone to push themselves beyond just their beer drinking state and enter the wonderful world of drinking and acting silly. I do it every Monday and people come from all around to see me do it!

Great Moments in Quiz History

• At the end of the first scoring break when Team Black & Yellow were tied with their friends team White is Right.
• When Quizmaster Colin actually pronounced everything correctly. I mean seriously that almost never happens and it even had those crazy Boston bomber jerks names. It must be because he listens to NPR like a nerd,
• The team who answered Deep Dish Stuffed Crust for the question what kind of crust was featured on the Porn site banner. 
• The night ended in a wonderful Shake Weight Tiebreaker! *Who doesn't love them?*
• No less than two teams involved something bad being done to kids. Seriously what the heck was up with that? 
• New and old teams alike had so much fun they decided to hang out outside and look like the lest threatening street gang in the world.
• When people were happy that we turned off Madonna, but were said when I turned off N'sync. 
• We finally proved once and forall that it is best for the world and greater public that we all join together on Monday night and are away from small children for two hours.

Great Team Names

• On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How much do you love your kids?
• Step Dads: Because you hate us and we beat you
• Team Black & Yellow (If you don't get it you weren't at quiz)
• White is Right (Again if you don't get it you weren't at quiz)

Top teams

1. And in Last Place…
2. Live Every Week Like It's Shark Week
3. Lick Wristwatch

So there we all were having a wonderful time doing pub quiz heading into round 7 with a lot of good vibes. The quizmaster was happy, the quizzers were happy, heck even Brian was happy and we all know that isn't often. So what happens in the middle of the round? I will tell you what happened. Mother@&$#ING George Zimmer comes up on the TV right when the audio question involving him starts to play. I MEAN COME ON WORLD! Do you really have to play the timing joke on us? Not everyone seemed to get it since only a few teams laughed and a few others got the question wrong, but that is beside the point. I make this proclamation right here and now. Zimmer if you know what is good for you, you will never come between me and a great quiz again.

Alright now that I got my weekly celebrity threat out of the way *Wait is he a celebrity?* I think it is about time we got to the good stuff and that would be the quiz as a whole. It was a great one and I think we can call agree that quiz really is fun when all of you lovely people show up on time. It is also a fun treat when an old high school friend comes to quiz not even knowing she was going to know the host. So a big hello and how do you do to Abbie Spear as well as a thanks for bringing your housemates. Looking forward to meeting them and getting to know all of them in the future.

I had a lot of fun with round six also. I think most of you also enjoyed it about as much as James Franco loves his body pillow. Also to all the people who got that question right because of James Franco. I believe you should write to him and thank him for his bravery and help in getting you the tools and knowledge you needed to answer that question.

So remember to write that thank you email because if you don't you will never enjoy a pillow fight the same again. Also that doesn't mean pillow fights should start being sexual you know unless you are into that sort of thing. Not that there is anything wrong with that. BOOM SEINFELD REFERANCE! Alright, alright that is enough goofing around lets get to brass tax. 

We have 19 teams tonight and with a surprise twist there was a new first place team at the end of all our scoring breaks. Give a big congrats to the following teams who placed in the top three!

1st - Dwane "the Rock's" Johnson

2nd - Fearboner

3rd - Pocket Rocket Virgins

Look forward to seeing everyone next week where it will be another night of great questions and tons of fun! Just always remember to wear protection and use a stick when someone says something stupid! 

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