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Sheesh! I feel like I have so many things to tell you guys and very little time to do so. So, let’s make a list of ALL THE THINGS!!
1. There’s a Game of Thrones quiz happening. I don’t watch GoT but I think “Hodor” is a thing?
2. There’s this thing called Rumble in the Pub. You win prizes and glory and what not. If you think you have what it takes, sign your team up.
3. My smallest suitcase doesn’t meet Spirit Airline’s carry on requirements. I think I’m just going to put everything I own in a garbage bag.
4. When you say things like “This round is meant for old people.” It hurts...especially when I would have gotten them all right. I won’t take points away from you, but in my mind, I’m watching you explode!
5. Buffalo Bros is doing a thing called Wingstock. If you haven’t attended, you need to do so. There’s bands, and beer, and a fucking wing eating contest. You might be asking why I chose a black guy picture. Well, the answer is simple. Black people like chicken. Also, my other options were kind of terrifying.
6. I am in fact dead inside.
Congrats to Joel and his long suffering team. I think Tim Tebow had a job the last time they came in first place at a pub quiz. So, let’s blame his “career” on your losing streak...and his unemployment claim is surely responsible for your win. Wish me luck in Denver guys! See you next week (as long as my plane doesn’t crash)
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It’s an epidemic folks, or should I say “e’pademick.” Names like John, James, Sally, and Michelle have gone by the wayside. People have made the turn to authentic spellings and “unique” names. John has become Jawn. Dave has become Dav. Jennifer has become Jinyfur. Parents, listen up, that unique spelling is not making your kid a unique flower, it is simply ensuring substitute teachers will have to ask the question “How do you pronounce that?” There was a time when we relied on the actual individual to be an individual. Now we are hoping a cute spelling and an apostrophe will make that happen. PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!! Read a book, form an opinion, learn a skill, have a hobby...these are the things that make you interesting. You know what else makes you interesting? Banging out a rocking quiz. That’s exactly what Dick Fingers and Sweet Ninjas did last night.
I’d like to thank all of you guys for making last night’s quiz a blasty blast. Congrats to If Ryan Lochte Can Graduate Then So Can We. I’m sad this was your last pub quiz night, but don’t forget me and all the fun we’ve had. Come back anytime, your first beer is on me. I’ll miss Brent while he’s gone to Afghanistan...I hope they don’t lock up ALL their camels. They can’t take away all your fun.
I will see you guys next Tuesday. Same bat time, same bat channel.
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After the high scoring rumble we had last night, only one phrase comes to mind “There will be blood.” This blog will be written entirely in quotes from the movie, as told by you...the quizzer.
“I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough bar gift cards that I can get away from everyone.” -Ashley from Too Old For Young Democrats apparently takes this seriously.
“Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth. You slithered out of your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece.” - The guys from Second Term Baby said this to the Sweet Ninjas after they tied for 5th place.
“One night I'm gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat.” I overheard Titz C U say this to A Batch of Skeletons. Chilling.
“Do you think God is going to come down here and save you for being stupid?” You guys thought I was a little out of line when I said this to Mike Litorus. The name alone deserves it. I stand by it.
“I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!” Skid Marky Mark was heard screaming this as they passed everyone to come out one point ahead for the victory.
“I’m finished.” Ray at the end of the night....right after he pummeled some poor unsuspecting person with a hammer.