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Buffalo Bros.
3015 South University Drive
Fort Worth, TX 76109
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:20 AM, June 05, 2013


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All this Turkey talk is making me hungry	84

Honker Burger's not a titty bar?	83

Awkward Family Gang Bang Photos	82

Freddie Mercury Rising	81

Cancerlingus	78

Red Shirt Rebellion	69

We're not that drunk	64

No Name	59

Pwa Vida	56

Rejected by our Significant Others	50

Lab Nerds	46

Crash & Burn	44

Professor Kaos	39

Wood	15

The Island of Misfit Toys

OG QMotY

It goes by a lot of names. That pile of stuff in your garage that you keep meaning to take to the Goodwill drop, but never get around to it. It’s that area of your closet with that jacket with the shoulder pads and those tapered acid wash jeans. It’s that part of a survivor episode where your torch gets put out. It’s where we put the things we don’t need anymore. It’s where you go when you have no useful skill. It is to pub quiz teams what a glue factory is to a race horse. It’s where you get sent when your husband joins forces with another team to form a super team for a summer contest. It’s where you get sent when you show up late to the bar and your team already has 6 people. It’s Reject Island.

As a pub quiz team member, you have to have a valuable skill. You’ve gotta know the difference between the Sugar Hill Gang and the Beastie Boys and you gotta know if a western clip is about rape it’s a clip from Blazing Saddles. All This Turkey Talk is Making Me Hungry has figured out the proper mix of a team and has managed to take first place 2 weeks in a row. Are they the new “dynasty” team?

Don’t forget guys, no quiz next week. THANKS A LOT LEBRON! I will see you all June 18th.

Buffalo Bros.
3015 South University Drive
Fort Worth, TX 76109
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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3:36 PM, May 29, 2013


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That Gremlin Danny DeVito	87

huge, quickly	87

It's not a bong, it's a gravy boat	87

Watch out fort worth, conseco forces his way home	85

insert name here	84

sweet ninjas	82

Sweat & squeeze? Ninja please!	77

finger banging buttholes	68

If Keyshawn's Prius was faster, keyshawn would be dead	64

Be glad we took a break from Reddit to be here tonight	54

The Jane Snows	41

Rick	29

It's not rape if they are extinct

OG QMotY

We learned some things about each other last night. You guys learned that I spend entirely too much time on buzzfeed’s website. Specifically looking at pictures of dinosaurs having sex. I learned that you guys are filthy dinosaur perverts. Let’s take a look at your art, shall we?

First, from Jose Conseco, I’m pretty sure that’s a T-Rex fleshlight at the bottom. If only he could reach it with his tiny arms.

The guys that Took a break from Reddit managed to draw a brontosaurus doing it with what looks like a sad cow (I’d be sad too) while giving a hummer to the cow’s owner. Too bad none of them see the meteor headed straight for their 3-way.

I don’t know who drew this, but those babies will be the most glorious winged/horned creatures since the Pegasus.

Danny DeVito is a Gremlin, that’s a fact. Another fact? The stegosaurus is a kinky bitch.

It might not be a bong, but this is definitely what it would look like if Brazzers did dino porn.

The Jane Snows prove that it doesn’t matter.

Trey from the Ninjas fills ALL THE HOLES!

I feel so sorry for Backpack. But that bossy bitch Dora deserves what she gets. I also like to think that this is what it would have looked like if Bieber hand opened the door when Keyshawn knocked.

There were lots of new faces at the top of the leader board last night. After a kinky three way tie for first place, it was That Gremlin Danny DeVito in first followed by Huge, Quickly in second with It’s not a bong, it’s a gravy boat getting shut out of the money. Better luck next time guys!

See you all next Tuesday!!

Buffalo Bros.
3015 South University Drive
Fort Worth, TX 76109
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:17 AM, May 22, 2013


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Insert Name Here	80

Why Couldn't The Tornado Kill Toby Keith	80

We Demand to be Taken Seriously	74

We Don't Have Jack	71

Tsumani of Swagger	70

Entertainment 720	70

Who Pooped The Bed?	66

The No-Shows	62

Deep Slizz Nine	61

The Pretty Pugs	52

Gregorian	32

Worst Things First

Rev Emi

Yesterday while driving to Buff’s, I heard one of the worst songs I have ever heard. There are lots of things in the world that are terrible, but this song is really at the very top. Cruise by Florida Georgia Line Featuring Nelly seems like a continuation of Nelly trying to break into the Country scene, or, maybe it is terrible Country stars trying to break into the rap scene. It was already done with Tim McGraw, but this song was just the worst thing I have ever heard.

It really made me think of other bad decisions that have been made in the world that we have to live with. So, I present 5 Things Emily Thinks Were A Terrible Decision.

#1 The Invention of the Spray Tan- So I got a spray tan this week. I had a vain streak and decided that it would look good. Worst decision I have ever made. While I looked decent the day after, I walked around smelling like an old man’s wet loafer for two days. Now a week later, the spray tan is so faded that it looks like I have giraffe spots all over me and I have to wear long sleeves everyday so people don’t think I have leprosy.

#2 Cruise by Florida Georgia Line- Seriously, this song is the worst. And the music video doesn’t help. It deserves to be mentioned twice.

#3 Your Woman by White Town- The first few seconds of this song just makes my blood boil. I have friends who think this song is genius and love it, but I think it is the worst song I have ever heard up until Cruise.

#4 The Cancellation of Arrested Development and Firefly- There are no words to describe this. I am just glad that Netflix is unmaking a huge mistake with Arrested Development and hopefully, the Browncoats will follow.

#5 Getting Rid of Hershey’s Chocolate Milk Powder Mix- This stuff was gold. I looked forward to coming home every single day to mix my cold milk with a giant scoop of the Hersey’s Chocolate Milk Mix. I thought mixing milk with chocolate syrup was so gross, and the Nesquik just wasn’t chocolate goodness. The Hershey’s powder mix was simply heaven. A few years ago, the product was pulled from the shelves and thus, pulled from my heart.

But seriously, the quiz last night was fun. The Pretty Pugs came out and didn’t win last place! Who Pooped the Bed? was the question we all asked last night and Tsunami of Swagger made my night by just being happy to be there. Duffy’s Boobs returned in the No-Shows and ended up winning a free beer.

When all things were said and done, Insert Name Here and Why Couldn’t the Tornado Kill Toby Keith? were tied for first place. So, naturally, we had an air guitar solo-off. Both teams did really great! We had an on the floor, behind the head, playing with his teeth solo from Insert Name Here while Why Couldn’t the Tornado Kill Toby Keith? ended up getting sprayed with water while playing his air guitar on the bar. Why Couldn’t the Tornado Kill Toby Keith? ended up winning by a crowd vote to get first place for the night. I blame his wet t-shirt.

Also, get ready to Rumble, and catch up on your Game of Thrones knowledge for the next themed quiz. You can find more information about each on facebook and our website (you know, the one you’re on right now.)

Thank you all for coming out and playing! It was a great night and thank you, Buffalo Bros, for having me. Be sure to like us on facebook! We have a local page and a national page.

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