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Your mom reads off all the categories from the AVN awards. Totally not awkward at all. Even better: when your dad knods knowingly at 75% of them. Some of the titles don't sound half bad on the awards, Batman XXX, Elvis XXX, This Ain't Glee XXX, I'm starting to see a pattern here.
Enough boring old porn, how about some fresh quiz! Team Building Exercise dropped some knowledge with a last second joker to take the game. The ever so rowdy Bring Da Rukus slid from their solid dominance a few weeks running to second. And THC (Time Heather Carrie) rounded out the pack with a solid performance in the syncronized swimming competition.
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Or do they just seem that way? If you were to make a movie about them nobody would win an Oscar, you can't go "full retard". You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001. 'I Am Sam.' Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed. Hell, Robin Wright-Penn even took off after that. When Buttercup dumps your ass, that is empty handed.
You Had One Job Kevin Costner, and that was taking first place. Good job. The Teamsters tore it up in second even without parental consent. And coming from behind Just The Tip slid into third.
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I must have been thinking Craigslist.org. I thought it was just the snipers that browsed the "Missed Connections" section. I'd love to meet a couple that actually met via the Missed Connections. It could either be the most saccharin sweet love story ever, or alternately, the most horrifying circus act people you've ever laid eyes on. Either way, pure comedy gold. I can see it now, it would go something like this:
Dear Girl in the Overalls,
I first saw you standing in front of the five and dime pickin' yer teeth. And then you went in and bought em'. I'd never seen a sight more grand in my existence. I gussied up my trousers and made to get over to talk at you. By the time I had parked the buggy and gotten across the thoroughfare you had absconded with my heart.
Sincerely Yours,
Ernest P. Worrell, Esq.
Anyway, for two weeks in a row Something with Uranus took the game with a well timed joker and some serious lack of geological knowledge. It definitely smelled like Team Spirit in second, they are only pentultamate without their patriarch. The always steady, always funny, Lorem Ipsum took third.
See you next week!