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Hard Times Cafe (Springfield)
6362 Springfield Plaza
Springfield, VA 22150
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:32 AM, May 22, 2013


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The Penis Mightier	54

What's the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono snatching kisses...	50

2 dicks and a vagina	39

B. Ol' T's	29

The Night of 1000 Stars

Melz, Meliam, Rex Montenegro, Baby Telemundo, Edward Fontaine

Last night was a pretty standard Pub Quiz. Everyone had sex names which I really appreciated. We only had four teams last night which really limited the oppurtunities for zaniness, but we had a good time anyway!

1st place went to the comeback adults The Penis Mightier the sports round really boned these guys, but once I saw there was a question about noble gases I knew they'd get that back.

2nd Place was What's the difference between Mono and Herpes? You got mono snatching kisses.. these guys (and lady) really shined in the sports round, but once I saw there was a question about noble gases I knew these guys were fucked.

3rd place was 2 dicks and a vagina I wish there was a way they could've finished 5000th because Fraiser was pissing me off throwing french fries at me and stuff. Not to mention all that pro- Iceman talk. Yo Iceman can go to hell and that's why I ate your sandwich fool. BOOM

B. Ol' T's finished 4th. It was valiant effort from them especially since they played the first round on the moon.

You're all winners in my heart.

Peace,

Jamel

Hard Times Cafe (Springfield)
6362 Springfield Plaza
Springfield, VA 22150
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:34 PM, May 15, 2013


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Liwl Waynes favorite Pizza Place: Little Siezures	84

Tonight, Order an Ovechkin: A white Russian with no ice & no cup	79

Venture	66

The IRS sure has a hard on for the tea party	46

Romnie	38

Gaping Mother Vagine	16

BLOOOWWW OUT

Jose

Super exciting finale to tonight...

With Round 8 in sight..Who would take the Finale? Who would win? Who would win all the Chips? Who would get to smack the other team with their penises? Who would...HOld up I think that last one was too much right? yeah has to be..cause no one wants to get smacked by a bunch of penises...that's just rude...regardless if you win or not....I take that back...No smacking of penises....

1st place with a blow out of 84 points "Lil Wayne's favorite pizza place: Little Siezures" and might I also add best name of the night....beautiful name....

2nd place TONIGHT order an ovechkin: A white russian with no ice & no cup" great game gents...and great 2nd place name...but thats exactly what it was tonight...a 2nd place type of night...lol how dare you make fun of Ovechkin....geez...too soon...we just lost again for the millionth time...tooo soon...it hurt LOL....

3rd Venture and 4th & 5th: THe IRS sure has a hard on for the Tea Party & ROMNNIE...

fun night had overall...I learned that I get excited when I mess up a word and people cringe at my mess up....oooh thats soo sexy....ummmm .....yummy...hahaa

anyways....great night... Frisbee was won...and A diamond necklace that I stole From TI and Robin Thicke....That 3rd place prize was worth $1,000 you guys just didn't even know about it...Next week our 3rd place prize is going to be ROLEX watch

so bring your 3rd game face on...

Jamel & Jose

Hard Times Cafe (Springfield)
6362 Springfield Plaza
Springfield, VA 22150
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:54 AM, May 01, 2013


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Buttsex is like spinach: if you're forced to have it as a kid, you won't enjoy it as an adult.	52

Jose Jerked off so much he almost died	39

Team 9500	34

Mambo Sauce	16

Getting OUR Swerve on.

Melz, Meliam, Rex Montenegro, Baby Telemundo, Edward Fontaine

Last night was the night of 1000 stars! (1000 stars = 4 Teams in this equation)

Everybody brought their A games out. You could eat the tension on a bun, like a real nice brioche joint.

Mambo Sauce finished in 4th. No shame in that since they started as a flag football team and converted into a Pub Quiz team. Next time bring your gatorade and give em hell!

Team 9500 came in 3rd. The beared fellow on this squad got the Brittney Spears/Christina Aguilera bonus question right and I thought about cracking a joke, but in that exact moment he stared into my soul and saw the bitch in me. So uh....Good on ya bro,

Jose Jurked Off So Much He Almost Died were the Runners-up last night. They are number 1 in my hearts for having a spare power chord however.

Buttsex is like spinach: If you're forced to have it as a kid, you won't enojy it as an adult. Finished first, but also finished last in compassion for abused children.

Come back next week for the return of Jose and communist pub quizzing

bye y'all

Jamel

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