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There is actually a lot of headlines names we thought of tonight....
here are just a few to name em..
Sade....Avengers....Katie...Kid Rock & Difficult occupations!!! .....Now to the blog...
Panties where a dropping....Specially the 1st place players "Who are these Avengers we Keep hearing about" crushed the competition with my favorite number but of course number 69 WOOP WOOP....Now to explain the panties incident....Well not really an incident but more like something we noticed LOL When the audio came on and the Karate Kid Part 2 song came on....My sensitive ears hears a gentle PLUSH....One of ladies that shall remain unknown....almost had an orgasm just the thought of Karate Kid....Way to show your age ladies LOL ...Ralphie Maggio (Thats his name right) wherever your at...Someone at HTC in Springfield wants you inside her hahahaha
We did this new thing today where we play music in between grading the sheets....I dig it...I dig it a lot.....That's going to be a new theme from now on...Yes we will be taking request otherwise Jamel & Me will always pick something ultra sexy like Sade....or something gangsta like Bryan Adams LOL Jamel is not really black if you haven't noticed by now...Asians aren't even scared of him...that goes to show you how little black he is...
The Avengers team won but they still haven't seen the avengers movie....I'm so ashamed that I don't even want to write anything about it.... :( sadness
Sade (Check) Avengers (Check) okay now on to Katie LOL
Her name was mentioned enough that I do have to talk about it on the blog now...Last week I wrote a little something about this girl name Katie LOL haha I said she was cute and now all of a sudden even The Washington Post knows about it haha It was suppose to be a compliment to her but I guess its kinda creepy when you do it on a blog......Anyways I was asked if I wanted her number tonight!! Who does that?? Who gives their friends phone number hahaha I guess I have an old soul...If I want a woman's number trust me but I'll ask for it myself like a true gentlemen should do it...but than again....DAMN IT....I should have just got her number and played a prank call on her....DAMN IT JOSE....I could have called her and been like "I see what your doing...dance for me" haha like a real creeper......well thats all on that subject.. before I get someone calling INS on my ass.......I'm a grown man dammit and I can call any woman cute, beautiful , sexy, gorgeous, if I want to.....BAM!!!
ok ok ok.....2nd place "HUH" teamed up today with the boys....they did well for themselves....nothing too crazy happened over there....they won nice and quietly....
3rd place "Crouching Tiger Hidden Cucumber" another team that pretty quiet tonight....they did what they had to do tonight though in order to get that LIP BALM....oh snap...they can pass that around like a churro...(George lopez reference)
4th place "George Clooney Fuck Machine" Won my only copy of KID ROCK....they played very well beating out "BET ON BLACK" by 1 point....crazy...yep pretty crazy....
Soooo on the drive home I was kinda sad.....Why??? Well because I realized that I had forgot to download that Kid rock CD to my itunes DAMMIT....now I will never have Kid Rock's songs on my itunes....DAMMIT....I think i'm over using that word DAMMIT...haha but who cares...
ok ok ok thats it....fun times....Jamel did most of the talking tonight just because...no reason....but just because.....we are attention hogers and we both like the mic.....its in our nature....today was fucking fun though...as always HTC Springfield
you guys are fucking awesome.... oh yeah....one category one specific question killed me today...Name that profession....hahahaha anything with eologist and anything crazy in the front of it....that shit is hard....LOL
Peace out bitches
Jose & Jamel
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It doesn't matter how smart or hott you are....If you haven't seen "The Avengers" yet than should just punch yourself on the face!! LOL but for real....Part of me wishes that first place prize would of been tickets to "The Avengers" as apposed to $50 Gift Card....OOOhhhh what the gods must be saying to themselves right now....
"Derek Got Married & Bailed" won 1st place you don't say....yeah but that doesn't matter you know why??? Because they haven't seen the f***ng Avengers LOL Look we know The hulk is not the sexiest man alive but what better way than to land a mans heart than by telling him....You know what I like....When you smash things....Men will just line up to marry you....Derek got married & Bailed smashed it today....they were at 29 points by R4 they were kiling it....Until that is....They mentioned they hadn't seen the avengers....Than everyone's faces dropped and wanted to drop kick them LOL
2nd Place went to "The Dutch Angles" very quiet but yet very deadline....I can't say too much on this team only because I felt like they will be auditing my taxes the next time I see them....They looked to professional and like 2 guys & 2 girls disguised as hit men/women...I feared my life when I looked in their table...They just looked sooo deadly...They almost came close to 1st place but come on......Who can ever beat the ladies of Derek LOL
3rd place "George Clooney Fuck Machine" & 4th place "Team Asshole" had to be seperated their table was fucking huge....But that didn't stop them....They came in guns a smoking.....Even had one of their team mates "Katie" which is cute as hell by the way LOL well she's cute to me...who knows what she looks like to anyone else...but anyways she sang a song...It made me wet all over....It was quite amazing....Should have been there....3rd place won "A Christmas Story" Stocking & 4th Place to GEEKS WHO DRINK Glass....
"HuH" & "When u like women I do, Every tuesday is fat tuesday" struggled to say the least....the first 3-4 rounds slaughtered them and it was too much for them to come back....
ANyways overall great times always had at HTC Springfield....
My english is getting 10x better LOL even though I've been in this freaking country for 19 years of it....LOL but its all good....
the most important part of the night though!!! WHERE ARE THE LATINO SUPERHEROES?? Besides Zorro & Speedy Gonzalez LOL which doesn't count by the way.....FIND ME A SUPERHERO LATINO>.....PLEASE LOL
Thats it bitches....peace out
Jose Sanchez
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Last nights Trivia was crazy...
Women where at an uproar when it came to their Vaginal round...People wanted to be heard and people wanted the Truth...Women through their tampons on the floor and started yelling in screaming and singing Patty Lavelle....Well it didn't really happend like that but hell it sure felt like it....I sweated bullets going through that round but we all got through it with our penises attached....
"When you like the women I do, Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday" came out in the Victory with 61 points...At first they were draggin through the beginning but that Random Knowledge round put them over the edge....It's all in that final round....
George Clooney Fuck Machine finally came back to its senses and united at as team to bring bag the old gang...It was good seeing the old gang back...I shed a tear but I didn't let them see it...Even though George Clooney loves the 3rd place prices they kicked ass and won 2nd place...
The Bacon Weavers came in 3rd place..These little sneeky bastards where very very quiet throughout the whole Trivia and I wouldn't see it passed them if they keep coming in on Tuesdays and eventually take 1st place...They slipped up on the audio round but hey...Thats why there is always next week...
Want to give up a big shout out to "HUH" "Wesley Crush-ers" & "Mandy" oh Mandy....all by yourself and you still killed it all by your lonesome self....I hope someone took her home and made love to poor mandy...she was sooooo lonely by herself....
Trivia tonight was deep and intense...Had to keep it cool though so I almost started a fight battle with one of the Huh members...Don't worry I lost...Her Vagina over powered my penis...LOL In all jokes aside It was a fun night....But you know what!!
Next week will be even funner
Peace out bitches Jose & Jamel