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Hard Times Cafe (Clarendon)
3028 Wilson Blvd
Arlington, VA 22201
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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4:34 PM, April 19, 2012
Scores
Sparkling Ninja Ocelots 87

Husband Bulge 84

Mittens for Kittens 82

Flesh Tuxedo 81

My bar tab costs more than a Columbian Hooker 78

Secret Service Sex Slaves 78

Ted Mosby, Sex Architect 77

Nutter!!! 77

Dick Clark's Dick Pills 74

Dick Clark's Final Countdown 74

One Stroke Penalty 73

The Worst Cock Block Since Kenny Loggins 73

Awesome Sauce 71

Spitzer Swallows 70

Winning Time 67

You Make Me Wanna SHH 66

Pinky and the Brain 64

Airtight 61

Stupid People 60

21 Columbian Hookers + Hilary Clinton 54

It All Comes Back to Tony 51

KRTS 49

Claude Giroooo 47

Wiss and Wonder 37

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Wednesdays 8:00-10:00 @ Clarendon Hard Times
Mandy (Birds the word)

I co-host pub quiz on wednesdays with glee

My partner in crime goes by the name Whitney

Hard Times is where it all goes down

If you don't show up it will make us frown

So call up your friends and stop on in

To not participate, well, it would be a sin

It was bring your kids to Hard Times Café night and those lucky parents got to see me educate their young on the devils grass.  Please note that I did not know these children were present as I might have placed ear muffs on their innocent ears, but alas, I only became aware of their presence after their mom shuffled them by me while placing a disapproving glare in my direction.  It stung for a second (literal second) and then I was back to it.  There was no down time last night because we had 28 teams vying for the top spot.  Any team amount above 23 usually keeps us grading continually for two hours.  We have a new found appreciation for teachers. 

For my wrestling fans last night..you’re welcome.  For my Eifel 65 haters…I’m sorry.  For that mom that now hates me…what can ya do?

Sparkling Ninja Ocelots beat the massive amounts of quizzers to win the first place prize with Husband Bulge coming in second.  Mittens for Kittens got to go home with a high five and a third place prize.

Until next geek….

Hard Times Cafe (Clarendon)
3028 Wilson Blvd
Arlington, VA 22201
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:05 AM, April 12, 2012
Scores
Chicken tonight 81

The Pastafarians 79

Ill be in and out 76

It Burns When I pee 73

Flesh Tuxedo 72

Real Estate is for Business Dropouts 71

We're gonna need a bigger boat 69

Pinkie and the Brain 66

Ted Mosby, Sex Architect 66

Biological Adhesive 65

If I wanted to hear an ass, I'd fart 63

Mrs. Potato Dick 63

Beach Pig 62

Chester the Molester 61

RIP Santorum 61

My couch pulls out but I don?t 60

Friend Zone (In the Vagina) 57

Puss N Suits 56

ItsAlways Sunny in Hard Times 51

Little Havana Viva Castro 51

Dried Up Santorum 47

Smashinals 46

Waiting for Katie 40

Swizzle Shicks 37

The Big Shush 26

Bobby Pirtino's Sidecar 4

Last Place 2

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Quiz Schedule
Wednesdays 8:00-10:00 @ Clarendon Hard Times
Mandy (Birds the word)

I co-host pub quiz on wednesdays with glee

My partner in crime goes by the name Whitney

Hard Times is where it all goes down

If you don't show up it will make us frown

So call up your friends and stop on in

To not participate, well, it would be a sin

Hockey Playoffs pffff... it’s pub quiz time!  While the Flyers overtook the Penguins (Wahoo!), Whit and I rambled our way through another night of stellar pub quizzing.  Reimaging? Reimagining?  Yea, that happened.  You know what we meant. 

It was a packed house when we board gamed, SNL hosted, and Titaniced our way through the evening to some of the highest scores we have seen yet.   While I think the real winners of the evening were I’ll be in and out who received some delicious puffer fish mints for their work, we do have to commend Chicken Tonight for their first place photo finish and the Pastafarians for their runner up status.  Thank you for all of you who came out to cheer against the Penguins and play a little quiz. 

Until next geek…

Hard Times Cafe (Clarendon)
3028 Wilson Blvd
Arlington, VA 22201
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:06 AM, April 05, 2012
Scores
Battle Toad Galactica 80

2-4-23-38-46 Megaball 23 78

I feel safe in Marky Mark's Arms 74

Flesh Tuxedo 73

Suck it Trebek 73

Crocodiles, Alligators and Brain Aneurisms 73

I want Ryan Gosling to save my life 72

Mittens for Kittens 71

Hard Times Hookers 71

Biological Adhesive 70

I hate those guys 68

Baylor Ladyboys 61

WTF The Wing Price Went Up 61

Falsely Confident 58

Kevin Costener 58

Sox 49

Dr. Seuss's The Lorax 48

Jim&Matt 47

One 45

It's been 40 days since I got some 41

M&M's loves BJ 41

Cabo Joes 39

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Quiz Schedule
Wednesdays 8:00-10:00 @ Clarendon Hard Times
Mandy (Birds the word)

I co-host pub quiz on wednesdays with glee

My partner in crime goes by the name Whitney

Hard Times is where it all goes down

If you don't show up it will make us frown

So call up your friends and stop on in

To not participate, well, it would be a sin

Highlighted last night was our loveable crowd’s aptitude for the quirky and downright hilarious which was fueled by the “Another Round You Probably Don’t Want to Ace.”  I might be playing the adoring host but I would like to think that it is just their innate ability to ascertain a random assortment of facts and not personal experience that makes them so wise, right?  If it is the latter then there are a lot of people that I would steer clear of ladies.  Sorry guys, but when 99.89% of you know how long a genital herpes outbreak is and how much a Realdoll costs..I begin to worry.  Truth be told, having guys know the color of the custom 3-D glasses for Justin Bieber: Never say Never may be a little scarier. 

The ninja’s who sparkle (Sparkling Ninja Ocelots) took home the top prize while Battle Toad Galactica followed up in second. 2-4-23-38-46 Megaball 23, while having the best name, sadly missed the mark yet again and went home with the third place prize. 

Until next geek…

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