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Harpo's Sports Grill
2860 Arapahoe Ave
Boulder, CO 80303
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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11:15 PM, May 14, 2013
Scores
Cake Party 83
I Was Just in Bieber 82
Eurolunch 80
Dukes of Valmont 79
Arrogant Bastards 77
Girl Parts Interrupted 76
Post Curry Thunder 75
Bitches get Stitches 73
Ben's Perfectly Average Penis 72
Exhibitionist Boo Radley 71
Celebrities Die in Threes Angelina's Boob and ? 70
Welcome to the Dangerzone 70
The Hot Benches 69
Titanic Swim Team 67
Karl Rove's Toupe 66
Professor Chaos 66
Sharp Knives 63
Ruth Whirl 61
Jay 55
C2H6O 55
Whatever You Want 49
I'm Long 46
In Which Everyone is Nice to the New Guys
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Wednesday Night, 8 pm at Beau Jo's in Boulder 		Andrew (Fabrian)

After playing at O'Neil's in Burque for years, Andrew moved up to Boulder and became the beloved and renowned QM we all know him to be. He hopes to one day make everyone in the world chuckle, just a little bit. Not a small feat, but he feels up to it.

Well folks it has come to this. The Geeks that be have asked me to come in and QM the magic that is Harpo's Tuesday Night. I was warned that you guys have a tendency to chew up and spit out QM's but I am unafraid. Perhaps stupidly, but unafraid. I am more afraid of the sound system, but I'll fight it (and WIN!!) in the coming weeks.


Not exactly sure how to blog for this venue yet, so we'll keep it nice and simple this week. I actually trained at Harpo's all those years ago when I was starting out with Geeks. I had just moved here and Dave was very gracious and let me know how I sucked and how to get better. So, I was somewhat nostalgic when I came in tonight. I gathered up a scoring monkey just in time and we went about to give you guys a great distraction for your evening.

You all seemed very nice to me (and also to my monkey), but this might just be because it was my first night and you guys like to play with your prey. Nonetheless you guys brought the pain on rounds. Lots of perfect rounds all night. Many of you knew your First Ladies. The other day I was thinking about Josie and the Pussycats. I wasn't thinking about the show but the relatively alright movie with the oh-so subtle song "Backdoor Lover."

Anyway, I had a great night with you guys. I am quite excited to be your new QM. You are all lovely and attractive people. See? It isn't just your mother who thinks so.

Harpo's Sports Grill
2860 Arapahoe Ave
Boulder, CO 80303
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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11:22 PM, May 07, 2013
Scores
Cake Party 84
Dukes of Valmont 82
War Pig 80
3 Damn Weeks 77
Montequilla en el Bano 74
Eurolunch 71
Jessi spano is my sponsor 71
Back to the Appalachian Trail Jesus 70
Rainbow in clouds butterfly pretty picture 70
Bitch, Please!! 69
The Derek Zoolander team for kids that can't read good, *or* TDZTKTCRG 68
Orbital Insertion 66
Banana Split :) 65
Dr. Crooked 63
Bird Shot Fabio 62
Kabob 61
Kate Winsmore 60
Arrogant Bastards 59
Hydrosians 59
3 Geeks and an asshole 56
Flying Spaghetti Monster 53
What's Your Deal, Wishbone?
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Homeless Quizmaster. Fills in around Boulder. 		Trevor Doner (RevTrev)

Underemployed Geologist, Ordained Minister, Quizmaster and Round Writer since 2010ish. Can still do the alphabet backwards when drunk, even when not handing out free beers for knowing things like Barbara Walters' cup size (which is 100% ungoogleable, in fact it will lead you right back here to this very web page). 

I'm skinny, blonde, and my reading glasses make me cross the line into dirty hipsterdom like Superman and Clark Kent, except instead of super powers and a journalism career I get an opinion about Radiohead and a headache while staring at computer screens.

Tip your waitstaff and stay classy.

WE'RE BACK AND BETTER STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE SOUND SYESTEM!  Seriously though, why the heck can't I play the theme songs from some blasts from the past without them sounding like they're coming through a string and a tin can sometimes?  The joys of a half-functional soundboard will do that sometimes.  I'll make sure we find a better work around for next week.  Can't apologize enough for that.  The soundboard here can be one unpredictable bitch sometimes. 

Notes from tonight:

I missed you guys.  Two weeks without quiz is too long.  Think of all those April snow storms you missed out on having to drive home through.

To the team that answered the Harry Potter question with "We don't read that shit": We know.  Please read some shit.  Any shit.  It will win you free beer and shit down the road.  At least appreciate a good BJ joke here or there.

A personal favorite moment of mine though would have to be during the pope question in round eight, where some fair gentleman shout out that "pope" actually means "child fucker" within ear shot of an actual ten year old.  I found this hilarious, especially when I received complaints about the language of the quiz a few weeks ago.  I don't care how PG we word these questions, scenarios like that will always be funny to me.

The Tower of Babel and McDonald's questions had me thinking: I think we should give the whole building-a-tower-to-heaven thing another shot.  I think between global engineering, cultural globilization, and the internet, we've bonded to the point where we can probably give that whole pissing off the G-man thing another shot for shits and giggles.  We'll call it a "space elevator" or whatever.  It'll even create jobs.  Somebody write Obama a letter and tell him we're on to something.

Nevermind, I'll do it myself.

-Trevor

Harpo's Sports Grill
2860 Arapahoe Ave
Boulder, CO 80303
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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10:23 PM, April 16, 2013
Scores
Dukes of Valmont 85
Eurolunch 83
Un Tang (ooon tang) 83
It's not Jen's birthday?but it was 80
Kim Jong Un's Playhouse 80
Anne Frank was a Juggalo 72
Genetically modified patentable Jesus 71
Quailman, Batman, and other drawn figures 70
Angry Apes, Belligerant Babboons, Crazy Chimps, Grumpy Gorillaz, Grouchy Gibbons, Livid Lemurs, malicious macaques, ornery orangatangs. 69
We Support Boston 69
Sadie's Ladies 68
Katie's Kookies 65
Rape Sucks 64
She more than easy, she is 1040 EZ 64
WNBA has a draft? 64
Arrogant Bastards 62
Milk was a bad choice 62
Starish 57
He put his ball in the wrong hole and was forced to pull out 51
Como se dice...
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Homeless Quizmaster. Fills in around Boulder. 		Trevor Doner (RevTrev)

Underemployed Geologist, Ordained Minister, Quizmaster and Round Writer since 2010ish. Can still do the alphabet backwards when drunk, even when not handing out free beers for knowing things like Barbara Walters' cup size (which is 100% ungoogleable, in fact it will lead you right back here to this very web page). 

I'm skinny, blonde, and my reading glasses make me cross the line into dirty hipsterdom like Superman and Clark Kent, except instead of super powers and a journalism career I get an opinion about Radiohead and a headache while staring at computer screens.

Tip your waitstaff and stay classy.

Buenos tardes.

Once again, the theme of the night turn out to be "Trevor can't pronounce shit right."

Buenos tardes.

Mars is now the second largest planet.  Uranus is still huge.

Buenos tardes.

The Dukes of Valmont deserve a special shout out tonight for not only winning the $60 prize pot, but for donating all of the winnings right back to MESA.  The Movement to End Sexual Assault is Boulder County's crisis center.  Their mission is to end the suffering in Boulder County caused by sexual assault through victims' services, community education, and 24-hotline.  You can check out more about them, their services, and ways to volunteer at http://www.movingtoendsexualassault.org/.  Thanks to everyone who participated in our Quiz For a Cause tonight, and keep your ears to the ground for the next QFAC this summer!

Buenos tardes.

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