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Good morning, geeks & nerds! We had ourselves a fun quiz last night. Lots of new faces. Who are you people??? First place and $30 went to the members of Abdul & Bone, after a furious comeback in the eighth round. Second place went to Honey Boo Boo Radley, which is my favorite team name. Ever. Ever. And ever.
Congratulations to our winners! Now here are some random thoughts on the quiz:
The first round was “Par for the Course” where each answer started with “Par…” A&E has been airing Parking Wars since 2008, further proving the point that if you want to have a successful reality show on television, pick a menial task and put “Wars” after that word. Grilling Wars. Swiffer Wars. Vajazzling Wars.
Round two featured songs about people talking behind your back. That is basically Taylor Swift’s entire oeuvre.
The third round was all about basketball slang because sports! My favorite is “Posterized” or getting dunked on. Do you think that porn stars say they got posterized when they get cu—you get the point.
Round four showed that if we ask a question about Orson Welles, 99% of you will write Citizen Kane, regardless of the answer.
And in round eight we learned that the Berenstain Bears was licensed by a vaccine manufacturer to promote inoculation in kids. Wait… did you hear that? It’s as if a million Jenny McCarthy’s suddenly cried out in terror.
And that does it for another week. I hope to see you next Saturday starting at 9.
You just got posterized by mediocrity! Boom goes the dynamite!
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Certified fresh! That is incredibly generous.
Greetings, quizzers! Tonight’s round six featured questions about the Indiana Jones trilogy (that’s right! Crystal Skull never happened! It never happened! It never happ…). I like Indiana Jones. Raiders of the Lost Ark has, and always will be, one of my favorite films. Last Crusade was a fitting end to the series (CRYSTAL SKULL NEVER HAPPENED!). I even enjoy Temple of Doom, racist sidekick and all.
If Crystal Skull taught us anything (OK, it did happen, I guess) it’s that Harrison Ford should be put out to pasture. That and Shia Lebouf should stick to yelling at transforming robots or being a hipster douchebag talking about “high art” or whatever the hell he does. Seriously, Shia. Let me remind you that you got your start on a Disney show called “Even Stevens.” You were in a movie called “Holes.” Let’s drop the “artist” act, shall we? Maybe you should just stop all together. Just stop being Shia.
Where was I? I blacked out for a minute.
My point is that Harrison Ford clearly hates all the bullshit that comes along with being known as Indiana Jones/Han Solo. I’m sure he’s appreciative of the life it’s given him, but I don’t expect to see him going to ComicCon any time soon. I love those movies, but I’m not clamoring for more, more, more. Crystal Skull SHOULD NOT have happened. Those movies had a good run. Let it be. Walk away. Just walk away.
Thanks to all the teams for coming out to quiz. It was a fun night as always. Mesmerized by the Muffintop took the top prize because they came in first place. THAT’S HOW THIS STUFF WORKS! Go 4th and Connor finished in second.
That’s it for this week. Remember, you kids leave Mr. Ford alone. He doesn’t want to be bothered with your Lost Arks or Boba Fetts! Say hi to your mother for me.
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Or something like that. Ahoy, geeks! Thank you again for choosing quiz at the Cheeky Monk for your Saturday night entertainment. What with Iron Man 3 (Fe Male, in nerd talk) and Cinco de Mayo celebrations, I know you had quite a few options. It was also Star Wars Day, so let me just say to all of you:
May 4th and prosper.
Nailed it.
One of last night’s rounds scolded men over 30 for doing stupid stuff that only children should be doing. Here’s a sampling of some of the things men over 30 should not be doing:
We can agree that most of these things suck and should not be done by men of any age. I didn’t see anything on the list about ditching work to go see Star Trek: Into Darkness, because I am totally going to do that. It didn’t say anything about playing Super Mario Bros. on Wii until 3 am on the weekends. It also didn’t say anything about eating an entire Little Caesar’s Hot N’ Ready pizza by yourself, because I may or may not have the desire to do that.
I am an adult.
Mesmerized by the Muffintop finished in the top spot, despite being down a few regular members. Second place went to Ka-Ching.
That’s it for this week. Enjoy your Cinco de Mayo. I sucks that Seis de Mayo is on a Monday, am I right, Garfield?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must boldly go where no one has May 4th’d before.
Nailed it again.