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Casey's Bistro and Pub
7301 E 29th Ave
Denver, CO 80238
Thursdays: 9:00 PM
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12:58 PM, May 11, 2012
Scores
Where The Wild Things Were 79
Stimulus Package 66
I'm Playing With My Friend's Wife 58
Turd Ferguson 56
The Birdman Cometh 54
The Brain Is Not Here Yet 51
We Missed You Johnny 45
Smack Shack 43
I Swear I Didn't Spend Last Thursday Smoking Crack
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Wednesday 8:00 McCabe's Bistro And Pub. Thursday's 9:00 Casey's. Saturday Darcy's 8:30. 		John LaHendro (Look At This F**king Quizmaster)

Johnny was raised in the Swiss Alps by his grandfather and often has trouble differentiating his life from the movie Heidi.  He has a completely worthless degree in Creative Writing from the University Of Colorado, which he has parlayed into never getting a real job.  When he's not quizzing, he can be found drinking good scotch and cheap beer and bitching about how Charles Bukowski has completely ruined his life.  John is currently living in a remote area of south Denver, which he knows for a fact to be Denver due to the large number of DPD officers he sees hanging around his apartment complex.  His hobbies include watching old episodes of Mystery Science Theatre, playing classic Nintendo games, and making fun of your favorite band.  He also sometimes confuses his life with that of Batman and is currently trying to track down the Joker and bring him to justice.

Well, hello guys, I’m back and yes I missed you too.  I would be lying if I told you I didn’t enjoy spending last Thursday watching superhero movies into the wee small hours of the morning, but if there is one very valid excuse to miss GWD, it has to be immersing one’s self into fourteen hours of Marvel Superhero awesomeness.  So, yes, I was cheating on you with the Hulk and Black Widow, but I swear it won’t happen again.  At least until Dark Knight Rises comes out in July.

Okay, is it just me or did we do a lot of stuff about drugs last night?  I mean, there was a whole round on pot and a whole round on crack and we even gave you a recipe for crack during the visual round.  Yes, crack is whack, don’t do drugs, etc., etc., but I kinda dug it.  I forgot just how many movies out there have crackheads in them.  And what’s more, it’s been like ages since I’ve seen Jungle Fever.  I might have to watch that right now.  I’m sure it has completely passed the test of time and will feel as fresh today as it did in 1991.  Yep, I feel no reason at all why that film might feel dated… Oh, yeah, I’m going to take that back right now.  Sorry.

I don’t know about , but I am starting to seriously enjoy the music of Rihanna and not in an ironic way. She is just putting out some quality music.  I mean, the songs she records are infectious and she has a really nice voice.  And she’s hot.  There, I said it, I think she’s attractive and I like her music.  I refuse to apologize for either.  But since I’m already obsessed with Katy Perry, I am a little concerned that music taste is starting to resemble that of a 16 year old girl.  But oh well, we will have to cross that bridge when we get to it.

That’s all for today, kids.  I need to get back to packing up my life so I can move it into a apartment. There will be no housewarming, because I would prefer that you not know where I live.

Casey's Bistro and Pub
7301 E 29th Ave
Denver, CO 80238
Thursdays: 9:00 PM
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11:32 AM, May 04, 2012
Scores
Taking Snaps From the Shotgun 67
Girls Love A Huge Meatus 66
Going Up Ship Creek 65
Nothing with George's Birthday 61
Talking Leather Couch Singes 5-Year Old 57
When Does the Narwhal Bacon 38
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Harpo's Sports Grill, Tuesdays 7:30 PM 		Dave (DeNov!)

"There he goes, one of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never considered for mass production. Too weird to live. Too rare to die." - HST

Greetings, quizzlings!

Thanks for having me last night, Casey’s.  John was away saving puppies and helping old ladies across the street.*  He promised that he’d be back soon with gifts and tales of adventure.

I wasn’t sure what to expect when I got there.  Would Casey’s be like Thunderdome and would a large quizzer try to separate me from one of my limbs?  Would they be so beholden to John that any utterance of mine would be met with stony silence and the look of hatred similar to the one you get when you tell your old lady that you knocked up her sister?

My fears were soothed when I asked how they liked their bonus questions.  Tara responded. “We do it respectably.”  Summed it all up.

Polite high-fives and silent fist pumps all around.  Also, happy birthday, George!

Let’s see what we learned last night:

-          I always thought you’d be sitting on TV gold if you combined “Cash Cab” and “Taxicab Confessions.”  Ben Bailey could judge the theatrics and authenticity of the hookers and johns in the backseat.  If he likes it, he pays the tab for you.

-          Tagline: “There are 13,000 cabs and scores more hookers.  This is the only one that pays for your shame-filled handjob.”

-          Bastards rick-rolled us during the “Roll With It” round.  Didn’t see that coming.

-          Whenever somebody laments how things were better and more intelligent back in the day, remind them that “Home Improvement” was once the number-one rated television show for an entire year.

-          Be warned: should anyone hand me a business card that says “SEO” and tells me how I can “monetize my web presence,” I will slap them about the head and shoulders, forcibly and repeatedly.

-          SHIPS!

-          Quiz says Alexander Graham Bell invented the metal detector in 1881.  Dude at the bar says he himself invented it.  You decide on the next episode of “Some Jackass is Just Yelling Things in the Bar.”

-          Dubstep is terrible.

That’s it for me, kids.  Take care of yourselves and take care of one another.  If you need me, I’ll be rocking out to some Hootie and the Blowfish.  

*snorting ground-up goat bones and listening to Thelonious Monk try on spanx.

Casey's Bistro and Pub
7301 E 29th Ave
Denver, CO 80238
Thursdays: 9:00 PM
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12:48 PM, April 27, 2012
Scores
The Farting Hippos 75
NBA Suspends World Peace 62
Master Debators 59
Fuck We Don't Know 52
Bogata Babes 51
Ryan's Ass Tastes Like His Mouth 49
The Scorpions are Responsible For Your Parents Conceiving You
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Wednesday 8:00 McCabe's Bistro And Pub. Thursday's 9:00 Casey's. Saturday Darcy's 8:30. 		John LaHendro (Look At This F**king Quizmaster)

Johnny was raised in the Swiss Alps by his grandfather and often has trouble differentiating his life from the movie Heidi.  He has a completely worthless degree in Creative Writing from the University Of Colorado, which he has parlayed into never getting a real job.  When he's not quizzing, he can be found drinking good scotch and cheap beer and bitching about how Charles Bukowski has completely ruined his life.  John is currently living in a remote area of south Denver, which he knows for a fact to be Denver due to the large number of DPD officers he sees hanging around his apartment complex.  His hobbies include watching old episodes of Mystery Science Theatre, playing classic Nintendo games, and making fun of your favorite band.  He also sometimes confuses his life with that of Batman and is currently trying to track down the Joker and bring him to justice.

Ah, yes.  The Wind Of Change.  I like to imagine a couple of Metal heads all in denim and a little drunk on Boones Farm strawberry wine swaying to this song before heading back to make sweet late ‘80s love in a van with a picture of a wizard airbrushed on the side.  And then the condom broke, but they didn’t care, they were listening to the wind of change.  And then 9 months later, a child was born.  And that child grew up to be still working on getting his GED to this very day.

What’s that you say?  It’s a song about the Berlin Wall coming down and an end to communism in Europe?  Well you know what, Motherfucker?  I have Wikipedia too and I don’t appreciate you thinking you’re smarter than me, so fuck off.  Also, die.

This is the part of the blog where I wish Calvin a happy birthday.  Happy Birthday, Calvin!  And now the moment is over.

I felt a certain sense of yearning last night as we played the stand up audio round.  I miss Dave Attell.  I want him to do another special, but what’s more is that I want him to bring back Insomniac for another season or two and let me be his sidekick.  Dave, I have lots of experience drinking and staying up all night making poor decisions.  I believe you have my resume.  I hope to hear from you soon.

Did any of you assholes watch Community yet?  Seriously I was so in need of discussing it with someone that I kidnapped a Co-Ed from DU at about one in the morning and forced her to watch it with me.  She seemed to enjoy it and she hasn’t called the cops yet, so I might untie her from the radiator here soon.  But in the meantime, fucking watch last night’s episode so we can hug and discuss.

Alright, that’s for today.  Before we go I’m just going to make a quick mention of Danielle Ate the Sandwich on the very off chance that she is a fan of the Geeks Who Drink blog.  Hi, Danielle.  Yer awesome. 

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