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Lumpy's Downtown
145 Pier Point Ave
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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10:49 PM, May 10, 2012
Scores
Ex Post Factorial 71
If Mandy Patankin was a horse 70
Those whores stole our table 69
Mmmm... Who's in my mouth? 65
Extruded Plastic Dingus 64
Adult Breastfeeders 63
Strings Tantra Monster 61
Raving in capris just sounds wrong 54
Blustery Philanthrophists 53
Foosers 37
I wanna dance with some crackheads
Dr. Nick: Rum certified therapist


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm. Mondays: VFW Bar 8pm Thursdays: Lumpy's Downtown 8pm. 		Nick (Dr. Nick: Rum certified therapist)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems.

Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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And that was a finish for the history books. Imma gonna make this one short, considering I'm on a plane in less than 8 hours, and sleep should factor into the evening, as well as the nightmare of waking up at an unholy hour, hoping I actually packed underwear, and not forgetting something important like... an ID. 

So my apologies that this will likely be a drunken and rushed post. Also, I'm cooking a late-night dinner while I do this, and trying to remember some last-minute tasks that should have been done like a week ago. Yeah, I plan well.

So, rambling aside. Tonight's finish shocked the hell out of me. Honestly. I thought Those Whores stole our table had this baby in the bag, considering they bent over the entire bar and fucked them in round two. But, somehow, they allowed enough of a point-spread in the next few rounds to let If Mandy Patankin was a horse sneak into second, and Ex Post Factorial took the win. 

And, we won't be back next Thursday, but I will be there the week after. May 24, we are in action as usual. Don't mind the little break we're taking next week. Just a private party that will have Lumpy's closed for the night. I'll miss you, but will see you in a couple weeks.

Lumpy's Downtown
145 Pier Point Ave
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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9:02 AM, May 04, 2012
Scores
Cocaine Tampons 73
Us girls in the back 71
My dog has a FUPA 67
Ex Post Factorial 66
Good enough to fuck your mom 61
Comin in hot 61
Just the tip 59
Awol 59
What's in a name? 54
Put your peepee in a pussy, say wow 53
Slap Yo Mama 53
Raiders 49
Scandanavian Dolphin 47
I'll take "Famous Pimps" for $1000
Dr. Nick: Rum certified therapist


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm. Mondays: VFW Bar 8pm Thursdays: Lumpy's Downtown 8pm. 		Nick (Dr. Nick: Rum certified therapist)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems.

Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Harvey Keitel, Dave Chappelle, Martin Sheen, Nick Johnson. It's not that I've never been used as a quiz answer before, but this was a special time when I was considered among a list of bad-ass elites. Of course, the pimp in Taxi Driver was Harvey, but I think it's just because I hadn't been born yet that he got the role over me.

I'll get you next time, Keitel!

Cash and Cabs, Rolling (with Ricks), The top 10 most overrated highest rated TV shows of the past two decades, Searching, Ships, and EGOTmania all took us to one place...

( ( (Wub wub wub, eeeh eeeh eeeh, <snare>) ) )

Yes, it was part two of our dubstepping TV songs. The way everyone was dancing and raising the roof, I felt like I should have prepared some lasers and light effects for our quiz. It's a good thing Just the Tip told me about DubstepLyrics, because now I am going to accomplish nothing for the rest of the day. 

Strange night, where regular contenders were beaten around the quiz, and we had a brilliant duo nearly win. My dog has a FUPA grabbed an early lead, but ended up with a great $25 prize at the end of the night in third place. Virgins (for quiz at least, I'm not implying anything about their personal lives) Us Girls in the Back snuck their way up to second place with a solid showing in rounds 2, 3, and 5. 

But the win went to Cocaine Tampons who steadily scored big throughout the night. I'm sure the money they saved with their drink-winnings will be promptly spent on thrift-store personal products. 

There just ain't no party like a Salt Lake closeout store party.

I leave you with angry answer sheet, and incognito incorrect answer sheet. See you next week!

Lumpy's Downtown
145 Pier Point Ave
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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10:40 AM, April 27, 2012
Scores
Sherlock Holmies 76
Do we have to endorse Mitt too? 75
Ex Post Factorial 68
Quiz in my pants 66
This beer tastes terrible 66
Queerf 64
Dulce De Leche 56
LeGrande 55
Witches of Practical Eastwick meet the Three Amigoteers
Dr. Nick: Rum certified therapist


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Quiz Schedule
Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm. Mondays: VFW Bar 8pm Thursdays: Lumpy's Downtown 8pm. 		Nick (Dr. Nick: Rum certified therapist)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems.

Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements]

All this pop-culture can make your head spin sometimes, right? Much to the dismay of some, Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock were in a movie called Practical Magic, not Witches of Eastwick. D'Artagnan was a Musketeer, not an Amigo, and I'm terribly sorry that one of you actually knew the movie Legion, and remembered that Tyrese was in it. 

Though it was the wrong answer, you deserved a point for remembering that god-awful film. 

Oh the riffing of that film... Good times.

Great competion at Lumpy's, with a surprise ending. It looked as if Do we have to endorse Mitt too? was taking the win, but they ended up in second behind Sherlock Holmies. 

See you next week.

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