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Holy crap! Who are all you people? I don’t care because you sure made it a fun as hell quiz. Twelve teams came into the Glenn tonight and at the end of the night, two were the masters of their own quiz destiny. The seventh round featured love themes from movies and one quizzer, who will remain nameless, had some pretty fucking awesome answers. Apparently, he was either drunk or just ran out of fucks to give. ZERO IS THE NUMBER OF FUCKS HE GAVE!
Here is a small sample of some of the answers he provided for round seven:
Question four (The Karate Kid Part II): “For the love of God”
Question five (Dirty Dancing): “Dirty Dancing dickhead”
Question six (Blade Runner): “Cunt sit on my face”*
Question seven (Attack of the Clones): “This is the riding”**
Question eight (Top Gun): “Top Gun Tom Cruise & the Whore”
*My personal favorite
**What?
Oh… I love this job.
Returning from a long quiz hiatus, Quaalude, Don’t Make it Bad took the top prize with 85 goddamn points. That is a record for the Glenn as far as I’m concerned. Wowza! Second place went to Can I Get a Hey?
Here are some quiz highlights to sit on your face:
The first round was a name the movie round, only this time; your clues were in Haiku form. As much as you all wanted number one to be Edward Scissorhands, it was actually A Nightmare on Elm Street. Let me remind you that the former was not a horror movie, but it was the first in the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp “strange, pasty white guy who teaches people a lesson about life” series.
The third round (Longer or Shorter than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage?) taught us that marriage should be redefined as “between any person, gay or straight, and anyone other than a Kardashian.”
The sixth round was all about long, long answers. If you didn’t know that Jambi the Genie said, “Mecca Lecca Hi, Mecca Hiney Ho,” then I’m afraid this is where our relationship ends. Good day!
In the eighth round, we learned that Spike Lee has only been nominated for Oscars for Do The Right Thing and Four Little Girls. Old white people don’t understand the plight of the black man? What? Get out of here!
That is it for this week. Thanks for playing. See you all next week. Here’s hoping you all have someone to sit on your respective faces.
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During tonight’s round six, we ruined important plot points for people who choose to ignore movies that are at least two years old. Yeah, don’t feel sorry for you. Here’s another one for you: BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME DURING THE SIXTH SENSE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Oh, and the big boat sinks in Titanic.
I’m a monster.
Once again, the Glenn provided us with a great quiz. And the floors looked really sharp. I was drunk on 90 Shillings and fumes from the newly stained hardwood floors. The Gods of Wrong Answers were drunk with power as they took home the top prize. In second place was Where’s the Beef?
Hit me with some quiz highlights!
The first round featured words that begin and end with the same letter. The mascot for the University of Illinois is the Illini. Probably took you guys all night to think of that one, huh?
The second round showcased ska covers of popular songs. Remember ska? It’s like music that’s been digested and shat out of a guy wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt. With trombones.
Round three showed us that Chicken McNuggets came before the sitcom Growing Pains and that, somehow, Kirk Cameron is still relevant in 2012 by chiming in on gay marriage. Perhaps he has forgotten that his best friend on the show was named Boner.
And in round eight, we learned that Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones drowned in a pool in 1969. Keith Richards chose not to share his amulet of immortality with him. What a dick.
That does it for me, folks. See you next week! Be there or be somewhere else!
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Tonight’s round six was all about the “War on Women,” being waged by members of the GOP. I picture most members of the GOP being like Sam Jackson in Black Snake Moan: chaining a scantily clad, buxom lady around the waist for being a little trollop. If there are any women thinking of voting Republican in this upcoming election, you’re either certifiably insane or Marcus Bachmann.
BOOM! THAT’S HOW IT’S DONE!
Seriously, Planned Parenthood is not ruining this country. Rich white guys who think they are a mix between Jesus and the Monopoly guy are doing that job just fine. Pricks!
We had a very close quiz tonight. The Side Boob Hour took home the top prize while Have You Seen My Flux Capacitor? finished in second place.
Here are some highlights:
Round two (Sorry, Wrong Number) featured songs about telephones. The New Edition jam Mr. Telephone Man was the second song played and lead to one non-quizzer singing the chorus at the top of his lungs. You gotta love that passion!
The visual round featured Sci-Fi’s D-list characters and the quizzers had to pick what series they belonged too. Bossk is one of the bounty hunters from The Empire Strikes Back and there's probably some sad bastard writing fan fiction about him right now.
And many of you disappointed me completely in round eight, by not knowing the names of the sibling characters in E.T. What is this, Amateur Hour?
You disgust me, but I love you all. That’s it for this week. We’ll talk next week, when we’re all comparing the size of our The Avengers boners.