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Howdy Folks! We all met tonight at a place called MOES on South Broadway and played a quiz game that was all about the crazy twists and turns of popular culture. It was SO MUCH FUN. It was great, like imagine if MADMEN had a bunch of Nudity on one episode. It would be just that awesome. My old pals BRIDGE & TUNNEL found their way back to the Quiz tonight and we were so happy to see them. They have been away for a month watching a geeky kid play football but they have given up on all that nonsense and now they are back and ready to lock down 5th place at a bar quiz. Welcome home B&T.
One of our players, Matt, got fired from his weird job today. Hire him somebody. He is an okay fellow.
Alright kids, see you next week.
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What can I say about tonight's quiz that has not already been said a thousand times by far greater men than I? It was a celebration of human effort, a triumph of the soul, a gob of spit in the face of God. And there were beers. And wings.
Some teams that have been MIA for many months made their return (PLACEHOLDER FOR UGLY) and other teams continued to be mysteriously absent (BRIDGE & TUNNEL) but everyone put their best foot forward and tried to kick some ass. With a Perfect Round Two the members of THAT SINKING FEELING took an early lead and refused to give it up. We salute them as we salute all heroes.
Until next week, keep on truckin'.
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Tonight at Moe's the powers that be booked the all-chick punk/metal extravaganza known as KITTIE and the fans came in a giant mohawked and tattooed mass so we moved the quiz over to the bowling alley side and did the quiz to a background soundtrack of slamming pins and tumbling balls. It was close quarters and a bit confusing but the beer was cold, the questions were hot, and we proved the QUIZ can't be stopped by a buncha jerks in leather jackets. Take that, Kittie.
We had a depressing round about the WAR ON WOMEN and even after 8 questions that clearly described how politicians are making the world a horrible place to have a vagina, the women-folk did not rise up and start detroying shit. C'mon girls, start fucking shit up. Women need to be more like Muslim Extremists or Vegans. You need to blow up office buildings and boycott Whole Foods and toss a molotov cocktail into a Victoria's Secret or something. You gals need to start really being a pain in the ass and get everyone too scared to piss you off. You can do it. On a small level every woman I ever dated has done it to me. Make it a Worldwide movement. You have all the power girls. Stand up and claim it.
Ohwhat fun we had. We all bowled strikes. See you next week. We won't have to share the joint with spike-haired freaks.
See you next Tuesday.