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Yeah, can't be funny all the time I suppose. All it took was one moment that I did not have a comeback for. Who insults a man's beard? It caught me off guard. I like my beard. Well what can you do? I have a shitload of clever comebacks now. Not that they are doing me a lot of good now.
Whatever! I can lament my lack of creativity elsewhere. We had a Quiz. Poofter Barbarian Warrior Princesses are in the hunt for a rumble spot. They are not fucking around. On the other hand, Method One Clinic seemed to be fucking around. Second place was more of a conversation than an outright score decision. It was all about honesty, camaraderie, and friendliness. Second place ended up being shared with Black Forest Smoked Hams.
Well, at least I am not the only one. Look ath these Un-Original Bastards.
We found out a lot while working with Snowden's Phone Tap.
Poofter Barbarian Warrior Princesses is a team name that is tiring to type all of the goddam time.
I love waiting in line at the Method One Clinic. People are always coming in and out and you never can tell who is there or isn't.
One lonely Flying Squirrel.
From the “too soon” area of the world: Black Forest Smoked Hams.
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If that one Taken guy can whip all of that ass and then become a green grocer, why can't I? During the day I would yell at potential customers in a friendly and jovial manner while letting them know about my excellent deals on the freshest produce they have ever seen. At night though, it will be a different story. I will be the world's greatest Quizmaster. Yelling at bar patrons in a friendly and jovial manner while letting them know the questions. Hmm. I guess it is not different at all.
Well, I am no Bryan Mills. But I am the World's Greatest QuizMaster* and we had a Quiz. Strangers With Pammy were a sight for sore eyes and put up one hell of a fight but Poofter Barbarian Warrior Princesses were just a bit too much barbarian for them.
It is all the rage now. Kids have stopped snapchatting pictures of their genitalia to italk about it instead. The horror of modern times! Taco Bell Cunnilingus!
Ah yes. Things are warming up and the season is upon us. It is the Summer Of George.
I always get into cars vans or buses if there are Strangers With Pammy driving them.
Man. I wish went to college at Poontang State instead of Puckwanna University. Woo! Go Puck U!
I guess this describes Zena pretty well. Poofter Barbarian Warrior Princesses. Or was it Zima? That whole time period is a bit hazy.
I do not think that Chris Hansen Is A Cockblock. That dude was just hoping to show that girl his firehose and teach her about safety and such. Through the wonders of anal sex.
One remains of Black N Yellow Black N Yellow.
Math is the reason that you are the 2n+1th Wheel.
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Any time Danger Zone comes on I have a maddening desire to tear my shirt off and find the nearest volleyball court. I guess it has to do with being a child of the 80s. I also cry every time Anthony Edwards shows up on TV. Unless it is Revenge Of The Nerds. That is a heartwarming soul-touching movie.
As Simple As Your Mom, while insulting, took the win. Pig Roast would have taken second place but they had too many players so Ze Fun Boys, Ja? got the cash and prizes accorded to the first loser.
Ze Fun Boys, Ja? really love Ilsa: She-Wolf Of The SS. I am not sure that they realize it is an exploitation film though.
I think Wut Wut N The Butt would make a great big band name. Maybe it would be better as Butt and the WutWuts though.
Behold the ancient and terrifying Wooly Marmots.
I love a Pig Roast. All sorts of tasty treats to be had.
Hippy Shit Guzzlers do not brook socializing. They demand all Quiz all the time. Do not stand in their way.
Flying Squirrels are not related to sugar gliders. They may have similar tendencies but alas, no.
It seems so much more fun when you spell it Boo-Cocky. Don't be fooled though, it is still fucking horrible.
I guess sometimes it is just As Simple As Your Mom.