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Zio Romolo's Alley Bar
2400 W 32nd Ave
Denver, CO 80211
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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9:41 AM, May 11, 2012
Scores
It's Like Space Mountain In Your Mouth 73

Lakers Suck! 60

Octomompussy 57

Hammerclit 46

Zoo Animals 38

Hookers And Booze 33

S&M 18

Sam nd Sara 17

Go Trick Yourself 16

DQ 15

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I have a lot to say about stuff. You are lucky I am not going to do it here!

I guess I shouldn’t pass judgements on someone I don’t know but come on, Young Guns 2? Not a choice one would make unless they were chemically adulterated. Believe me, I am currently slightly adulterated and I am thinking that Young Guns, Much Older is starting to sound like a script that I should write.


Yes, yes, I get it. Basketball and playoffs etcetera. Sorry that my Quiz interrupted your exciting shouting. I mean, I’m sorry that you had to try to talk over me, the guy with the microphone. Tonight, the Quiz was pretty small but interesting. I saw a few notable firsts from one team. It’s Like Space Mountain In Your Mouth got their first zero point round ever in my presence. Strange stuff. they then responded but getting a perfect round 8 including a joker. First time I have seen that. Those points pushed them into first place with Lakers Suck! following them up in second.


It’s Like Space Mountain In Your Mouth is a rags to riches story. Or maybe I am just being dramatic for the sake of levity.

 


S&M got all whipped out and gave up on us toward the end. 

 

I think that this might be the most horrifying concept ever. I think the only “celebrity” sex I have seen is a bit of the Paris Hilton video. The idea of Octomompussy gets deep down in my psyche and hides. Then it grows like an alien spawn and proceeds to bust out of my gut, running around on the table in front of me, insulting my sensibilities all over again.

 


I guess the Lakers Suck! So far the score looked pretty good in favor of the Nuggets though.

 


Look at Hookers And Booze! They rule.

 


During my days in the trenches, I saw a lot of horrible things. Hammerclit was the worst of them all though. Trenchclit was a close second.

Zio Romolo's Alley Bar
2400 W 32nd Ave
Denver, CO 80211
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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9:49 AM, May 04, 2012
Scores
I Feel More Patriotic When My Pants Are Down 88

Statutory Ape 64

I Don't Love You because You Pet Me Like An Animal 59

Smarkless 59

Alabama Thunder Pussy 58

Tainted Bacon 55

Donald Sutherland 53

Erack Fugly Smelters 51

Harmonius Dysfunction 50

Nom Nom Nom 48

Zun-ee Not Zu-ni 40

Red Bush 32

Dr Dumb 30

Ramrod 13

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I have a lot to say about stuff. You are lucky I am not going to do it here!

Ha! Stugots. That is a funny name for a boat. All protruding and thrusting and stuff. Anyway, it was a bit boaty tonight at the Quiz. I do love the fact that someone was able to name the Inferno from the Goonies. I did not know the name of One-Eyed Williy’s boat and I condidered myself to be a true fan of the film. Good work. I am going to go do the truffle-shuffle.


Nice Quiz for I Feel More Patriotic With My Pants Down. It was really looking up for them but they did not break 90 points. They won but still after a few perfect rounds I was really pulling for them. Statutory Ape pulled second and had my new favorite team name. that is saying a lot considering one of the teams was called Alabama Thunder Pussy.


Zun-ee Not Zun-I addresses an issue that I had based on a dodgy elementary education.

 

Tainted Bacon back together!

 

Donald Sutherland makes me question the future of our children.

 

Statutory Ape is the Great Grape Ape’s fun partying cousin.

 

They seem pretty happy to be Smarkless.

 

With love from Denver and Washington it is NOMNOMNOM.

 

I feel the same way. Freedom is best expressed with exposed genitalia. I Feel More Patriotic When My Pants Are Down.

 

This is unfair. I Don’t Love You Because You Pet Me Like An Animal.

 


Hell yeah! Alabama Thunder Pussy!

 

Hmm... I guess I said this wrong. How would you say it? Erack Fugly Smelters. What is that? Dutch?

 

Harmonious Dysfunction is as close as I am going to get to nirvana or something.

Zio Romolo's Alley Bar
2400 W 32nd Ave
Denver, CO 80211
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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10:14 AM, April 27, 2012
Scores
Arctic Circle Jerks 66

Smokey Vaginas 62

Columbian Prostitutes For Obama 57

And In 1st Place... 54

Chicken Giggles 54

Team Blouses 52

Draft A Beer Birthday Bitch 49

JAC'T 49

We Don't Give A Shit 48

Fruity Pebble Treats 41

I Miss My Phone 35

I Don't Knows 34

Columbian Housekeepers 28

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I have a lot to say about stuff. You are lucky I am not going to do it here!

I think that that is a strange occurrence. I guess I don’t get how one innovates on the idea. Dude sews folks’ mouths to others’ asses. Are new movies just more monumental in scope? I can picture the writing room. “You know Jeff, we need more ass! More ass and more mouth! We are going to revolutionize film by sewing more asses to more mouths. Fucking genius.” I think they deserve Oscars. Ick...

Anyway, tonight we had some uprising in our midst. Someone thought they were cool and cheated with a cell phone. What fucking bastards. Anyway, I settled their hash and made you all aware of it as I do when those sorts of naughty things happen. Those that take this serious played on. Arctic Circle Jerks took the win with Smokey Vagina coming in second.

I like the peat nuances that are balanced by grassy citrus and honey. Where is this Smokey Vagina from, anyway?

JACT doesn’t know their Candyland from their Chutes And Ladders.

We all understand your plight, I Miss My Phone.

Columbian Housekeepers have been known to service you in secret.

Happy birthday to Draft A Beer Birthday Bitch!

I think these guys are on to something. Let’s start shipping them in and getting them registered to vote. Columbian Prostitutes For Obama!

From time to time, I too get the Chicken Giggles.

Why don’t you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka? - Team Blouses

The Arctic Circle Jerks play one extreme game. I froze things the last time I played.

And In 1st Place... Not these guys!

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