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Let's talk spices. Oh, how I loved our Round Five! What a fun, new twist! Juan argued with me about the fennel. Oh Juan. Many of you were asking me if you could smoke any of the spices. I would have loved to watch you all try to smoke any of those, especially the dill weed. Maybe next time.
I was happy to see that you all were very knowledgeable when it came to HPV and ECP. Not that I was surprised...
Remember those little wax bottles you could get when we were kids? They were shaped like little coke bottles and you had to bite the top off of the nasty wax to suck the nasty juice out. Gross.
Dubstep. That's all I have to say about that.
Pigface.
And now for my guest blog writer, Mr. Daren:
That said, let's give it up to tonights grand champions, the FEAR BONERS! Probably one of the most epic team names I have heard in a while. They did just a lovely job getting almost every answer correct. Execellent! They remind me of a random tribe I encountered in the Amazon who all have incredibly high I.Q.'s. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go drink a shit ton of pineapple juice. And don't ask me why.
Love,
Daren
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Waaaahoo! Tonight was as grand as ever! When going through the answers, I always love to throw in a wrong answer just to see your reactions. Tonight, that wrong answer had to do with bayous and showing your beauty parts. Nope, not North Carolina. Heh. Small things amuse me.
Let's talk about Gary Busey and Mel Gibson. They both happen to be the hottest men on the face of this planet. With that said, I would never trust my life with Gary Busey. No fly zone.
Oh, we had another danceoff tonight. That makes two in a row. Before that, it had been over a year. Ahhh, these never get old. By the way, check out the pictures of the danceoff. One of our dancers seemed a little excited. He has sweet moves.
I can understand how one team thought that Rihanna was Justin Bieber. I'm sure it happens all the time. Poor Justin.
It was fun to see my good old pal, Leyla. We went to middle school and high school together... in South Carolina. Small world, I say!
This reminds me of the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. The grasshopper was worried about the winter and was busy gathering acorns, while the octopus just watched T.V. and mooched off of his girlfriend. Then winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all of his acorns, and he also got a racecar! Is any of this getting through to you?
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Wasn't it fun to have Dave with us tonight? I know he will make a bar very happy. I especially enjoyed watching him host rounds on my bedazzled mic.
OMG we had a danceoff tonight! It has been so long. It was so hot I needed a cigarette afterwards. I don't even smoke. Good job to teams Smartasses and I like Slutzker. HOT HOT HOT.
Speaking of Blossom, did you know that Mayim Bialik uses controversial parenting styles? Google it to find more. It's called Attached Parenting.
Whoa!
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According to Van's bonus prize, Super Awesome Trading Cards, ball lightning is pretty scary. It states that if you see it, you'll probably die. Because it destroys everything in its path.
Donuts are the tastiest part of your balanced lunch.
Go get a donut.
Per Susan, it's always nice to know you're better than someone.