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The Whiskey Bar
2203 Larimer St
Denver, CO 80205
Saturdays: 7:00 PM
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1:43 PM, May 13, 2012
Scores
Poontang State 77
The Sparkinators 69
I Drive a Pennyfarther 67
Woo Fewigno 65
Treasures 57
The Rusty Dugs 50
That's Horseshit, Check out What I can Do 30
khggfhgc 10
O, Canada! Our Warm and Comfy Hat!
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Wednesday: Park Tavern, 8pm/ Saturday: Whiskey Bar, 7pm/ 		Emilio Scattaglia (Quizmasters of the Universe)

I used to have a bunch of bullshit written here. Now it's all gone. Except for this part.

Thank you, Canada, for keeping America safe from Polar Bears. Also, Canada, thank you for Zap Rosdower, your finest export. If America had its own homegrown Rosdower, this would be a much better place to live.

But really, Canada, leave the superhero-ing to us here in the States. Alpha Flight has a member named Puck, for fuck's sake. He's a midget whose only abilities (originally) were that he could, like, jump and spin around, y'know, like a hockey puck. That would be like The Avengers having a member named Baseball whose only powers would include curling up into the fetal position, constantly needing stitches, and being perpetually covered in saliva. F'reals, Canada, you keep us in mullets and head-to-toe denim and let us worry about saving the world, thanks.

I can never take that guy Gotye seriously because whenever I hear his name, all I can think about is Goatse. If you don't know what Goatse is, I simultaneously envy you and feel sorry for you. Go ahead and Google it if you feel the need (I don't think it's a good idea for me to link to it from here, no matter how many NSFW's I preface it with), but I warn you: It's not for the squeamish. I'm pretty happy that I've NEVER seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup. But I've seen Goatse. Dear lord, have I seen Goatse. So anyway, yeah, Gotye will forever make me thing of Goatse. Plus, I find his music painfully boring. Actually, now that I think about it, Goatse is a pretty good descriptor of Gotye's music, so yeah.

While outside during a smoke break, I overheard one of the girls playing quiz say that she didn't feel like what we were doing was proper trivia; "It's just a bunch of random facts," in her words. OK, setting aside the semantic argument that GWD is a pub quiz, not trivia, what the fuck is trivia other than a bunch of random facts? What, was I suppose to be asking her questions about what her dog's name was when she was 4 years old? What kind of lipstick she had on during prom? What color Dodge Neon she lost her virginity in the back of? What is trivia if not "a bunch of random facts"?I don't know the answer, I'm asking you.

Alright, I'm done. Thanks for being patient with the slightly douchier-than-usual WB crowd last night. It happens sometimes, but we can handle it. I'll see you guys next week. Unless I fall into a giant pit filled with spiders, in which case I'll have died from fright/shock/heebie jeebies. Send flowers.

The Whiskey Bar
2203 Larimer St
Denver, CO 80205
Saturdays: 7:00 PM
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11:26 AM, April 29, 2012
Scores
Poontang State 66
Not without My Anus 63
Schlores Galore 62
Cartagena Johns 61
Scrotum Poles 61
Diaper Corn 53
16 and Pregnant Auditions Start Tonight 52
Us 17
Record: 1 - 5
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Wednesday: Park Tavern, 8pm/ Saturday: Whiskey Bar, 7pm/ 		Emilio Scattaglia (Quizmasters of the Universe)

I used to have a bunch of bullshit written here. Now it's all gone. Except for this part.

Transmission: Whiskey Bar 04282012 Post Meridian 1900-2100 [redundancy]

 

squad count = 8

endure count = 7

approx. pop. = 30

98% Cauc/1%Blck/.5%Asn/.5%Othr

 

failure to comply Diaper Corn. fail safe - .0165 final = 66, 63, 62

stand by

 

internal ratio 21:1 external ratio 3:17

failure 1.000000236

                have you seen

entrance velocity + 3,897 decimation

   they’re they’re everywhere inside

exponent reached at 2125

decimation = 87%

retention = 6%

              the the the it’s hoorrorrr nothing left they’re they’re they’re eating them all

 

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The Whiskey Bar
2203 Larimer St
Denver, CO 80205
Saturdays: 7:00 PM
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1:28 PM, April 22, 2012
Scores
Whoa Oh Oh, Crotch on Fire 74
Scrotal Eclipse of the Heart 60
Ballpoint Pigeonz 56
Praliones 'n' Dick 55
Steve Dolt! 52
Just Because I'm Better Than You 50
Boner Soup 46
Brought the Stache 25
Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
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Wednesday: Park Tavern, 8pm/ Saturday: Whiskey Bar, 7pm/ 		Emilio Scattaglia (Quizmasters of the Universe)

I used to have a bunch of bullshit written here. Now it's all gone. Except for this part.

So it was Johnny aka Look At This F**king Quizmaster's first Saturday night off in forever, man, and all the QM's came out to celebrate. No less than nine current and former quizmasters from as far away as Fort Collins, Boulder, and Colorado Springs descended upon Whiskey Bar to help Angry Johnny celebrate ... What the fuck were we celebrating?

I don't know, really, but celebrate we did. In fact, the last thing I remember is butchering Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative" at post-quiz karaoke. I think I had a melt down after that. And I'm pretty sure Johnny made a few bad decisions, too. As for the rest of the GWD nation in attendance, well, I'm sure there are plenty of hangovers to go around today.

And obviously my camera died after two pictures, so the debauchery was not recorded by me. If I can get some of my compatriots to send me videos and things, I will post them here later. Right now I need to go back to bed. I need sleep and distance from last night to make it all ok.

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