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The Pioneer
2401 S University Blvd
Denver, CO 80210
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:01 PM, May 15, 2013
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Spanish Language News, Bitches! 71

Channel 4 News Team 68

Denim, Denim, Denim 67

I'd Still Do Angelina Jolie 61

Chicken Fire 57

SFT 40

Sphincter of Life: Free the IRS Guy 36

Who the Hell is Rick Moranis 34

Cuthroats 16

SParker


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Saturday Nights at Prickly Pete's on Leetsdale
Shelley (SParker)

There isn't much more that you need to know other than that I'm totally awesome.

I hail from the lovely city of Rio Rancho in New Mexico and have spent the last four years soaking in the joy of the east coast in New York and Boston. (Go Yankees!)

I now live in Denver. I teach middle school math, which sounds lame, but is honestly the one of the funnest jobs you can have (and yeah, I used the word funnest). I'm quickly becoming an established Denverite, most noticeably in my development of an affinity for good beer and bike riding.

If I can promise you anything from my quiz, it's that you'll hear some great music and most assuredly see or hear something surprising. 

For a first night at The Pioneer, the quiz wasn't half bad.

I have to say, for a girl who's gotten around in the quiz world...the folks at The Pioneer aren't half bad (consider that as you will.)  I can't get enough of a place where people love my music as much as I do.  My highlight had to be the Four Non Blondes sing along to "What's Going On."  

With some excellent round 2 jokers on a less than super tough music round The Channel Four News Team and Spanish Language News, Bitches! took the one and two spot early and didn't fall out of there for the remainder of the game. (which made for some awesome reading of scores, thanks to Anchorman).  The rest of our teams who stuck it till the end made decent showings alos...except for in the reddit round.  Apparently the real Reddits are more ridiculous than the made up ones...which is concerning.  My favorite team name of the night was from Sphincter of Life: Free the IRS Guy who also wrote quite a dignified note to inform me of their "resignation" from the game.  It's nice to see some stand-up political folks out and about :-)

In the end. The Spanish News Bitches managed to inch away from Ron and the rest of the news team.  We shall see how next week goes.

 

Have fun and dink beer,

Shelley

The Pioneer
2401 S University Blvd
Denver, CO 80210
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:40 PM, May 09, 2013
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Ramsey's Cleveland Nightmare 78

Ch 4 News Team 73

And After Them 69

Burning Sensations 64

2 Broke Dicks 64

1 Up Yours 58

Chicken & Waffles 57

I'll be Maverick, You Be Goose 43

Funtetti Mayo 30

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Wednesdays at The Pioneer. 8pm.
Blake (Killer B)
I'm Blake Ritchen and I became a Quiz Master for the power. Nowhere else in my life can I tell people not to fuck with me so calmly or without chance of altercation. As a substitute teacher I'm supposed to stay away from words like that, though from the number of elementary students who've told me I look like the guy from The Hangover I'm going to assume they've heard that and worse. The power is intoxicating. I get to choose what music you listen to, what prize to award for the email bonus question (from the prizes given to me to award), and in which inflection I will read each question. I also get to drink for free, meet new people, tell jokes, yada, yada, I'm boring myself.
I have spent more and and more time recently with my new best friend, Netflix. If you dropped your Netflix plan over their failed summer business plans you're nuts. Why don't you just move to western Pakistan because the IRS was a week late on your tax return? Seriously, it's amazing and has made me much happier than any real person in my life ever could. I've prepared for the zombie apocalypse with The Walking Dead, a life in menial jobs with The Office and Party Down, and there's a movie where nun's get totally naked. Get a friend Netflix for the holidays or a birthday, or just give them your password so you don't have to spend another eight dollars a month.
I teach, I quiz, I master, I bait fish hooks when I visit my grandfather in Minnesota, I read but have recently just been waiting for the movie to come out, and I've lived in Denver my whole life. I also work at a sports bar and basically have the job of changing channels for people, an easy enough job most days but it has made the target of many a crazed sports fan who is unwilling to turn his head at all to watch his game. Still, I love it, and like I said at the start, I like having the power.

Well, I guess this is goodbye but what a great night it was. My co-host and replacement Shelly was great and I feel very confident leaving the Pioneer in her hands. Try to treat her with more respect than you did me. 

The quiz ran pretty smoothly other than the fact that all my audio rounds disappeared so as I scrambled to find them Shelly went ahead with round 3. Awesome! We didn't lose a step and even if we had, it was my last night and you guys were very forgiving. Also many of you bought me shots of tequila which was too kind and very awesome. I loved them. By the way, tequila shots are great with an orange slice instead of a lemon. Coors Light also isn't half bad with an orange peel in it.
The biggest and greatest moment of the quiz, maybe my entire life, was when I asked a random bonus question about a Denver Broncos player and he was fucking in the back playing pool! What!!! That was amazing. I'm not mentioning his name because I don't want people staking out the Pioneer looking for him but you all should go to the Pioneer even if professional athletes don't go there.
You quiz players have been amazing, the Pioneer is wonderful and I couldn't ask for a better place to host or a more fun job. Thank you all so so much and if you're in Grand Teton National Park this summer be sure to stop by Colter Bay and see if I'm around. Other than that make sure and keep going to the Pioneer and I hear construction will start soon on their patio expansion so that should be amazing.

The Pioneer
2401 S University Blvd
Denver, CO 80210
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:01 PM, May 02, 2013
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Chicken Nachos 79

Spanish Language News, Bitches 75

Rattlesnakes and Condoms 74

Pabst Blue Winning 72

Good enough for government work 67

Rural Juror 58

Chicken Fire 58

Won Last Week 16

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Wednesdays at The Pioneer. 8pm.
Blake (Killer B)
I'm Blake Ritchen and I became a Quiz Master for the power. Nowhere else in my life can I tell people not to fuck with me so calmly or without chance of altercation. As a substitute teacher I'm supposed to stay away from words like that, though from the number of elementary students who've told me I look like the guy from The Hangover I'm going to assume they've heard that and worse. The power is intoxicating. I get to choose what music you listen to, what prize to award for the email bonus question (from the prizes given to me to award), and in which inflection I will read each question. I also get to drink for free, meet new people, tell jokes, yada, yada, I'm boring myself.
I have spent more and and more time recently with my new best friend, Netflix. If you dropped your Netflix plan over their failed summer business plans you're nuts. Why don't you just move to western Pakistan because the IRS was a week late on your tax return? Seriously, it's amazing and has made me much happier than any real person in my life ever could. I've prepared for the zombie apocalypse with The Walking Dead, a life in menial jobs with The Office and Party Down, and there's a movie where nun's get totally naked. Get a friend Netflix for the holidays or a birthday, or just give them your password so you don't have to spend another eight dollars a month.
I teach, I quiz, I master, I bait fish hooks when I visit my grandfather in Minnesota, I read but have recently just been waiting for the movie to come out, and I've lived in Denver my whole life. I also work at a sports bar and basically have the job of changing channels for people, an easy enough job most days but it has made the target of many a crazed sports fan who is unwilling to turn his head at all to watch his game. Still, I love it, and like I said at the start, I like having the power.

Well it's been an amazing year and a half (or close to that amount of time) but after next week I'm taking a job for the summer in Wyoming and won't be hosting the quiz at the Pioneer anymore. Don't fear, the quiz will continue and we can get drunk together next week to celebrate. I will be co-hosting with my replacement next week and hopefully she can run the entire quiz while I get drunk with all of you. I really have loved being a quiz master and I will see you all when I get back in late August (and next week). 

The Channel 4 News Team's winning streak ended last night but that's mostly because they weren't there. One of the bartenders Dustin did convince me to tell everyone that they still won while playing remotely through Skype or calling in and there was a small uproar before Dustin and I explained our little rouse. In fact, Chicken Nachos, a team of non-regulars pulled off the win over still stuck in second Spanish Language News, Bitches! Stuck in second place in the quiz but also stuck in high regards in my heart. 
There was a whole round on Butt Sex tonight that was actually all about Butt Sex. Not surprisingly, the one family still in a college bar at 9 at night left right after I announced the name of the round. The first few questions were fairly scientific but it's probably best they left before I asked about what kind of lube Brando used for Butt Sex. Butt Sex.
I don't know what else to say other than I've had the idea for a Field of Dreams beer pong parody movie for like 7 years and finally made a 5 minute version of it for film school. If you'll miss me over the summer you can watch it and think of me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niHIHUNvDiM. It's called Shirtless Joe and I'm still working on turning it into a feature. 
Seriously, you guys are the best, enjoy the new quiz master and the rooftop patio that's going in this summer, and for the last time I'm going to write: See you next week.

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