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The Irish Snug
1201 E Colfax
Denver, CO 80218
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:36 AM, May 16, 2012
Scores
Triple Nerd Score 78
The Picadilly Twitz 76
Busey 71
11 Kidneys, 5 gall bladders, 6 people 69
Pralines 'n Dick 68
Well Endowed 66
Big Red 65
Val's Pals 63
Smell My Ass Round 62
The Manson Family 61
John Travolta's Not-So-Happy Ending 60
Whiskeypedia 60
Travolta's Masseuse 59
Little Lebowski; Urban Achievers 57
Damp Pork 56
the Rug That Tied the Room Together 52
The Reasonable Clown Posse 51
Frenchie & The Ape Man 49
Momma's Gonna Eat Your Shit 49
Muddy Bloggins 47
Whatever 45
Gatsby Swing Top 43
The Hare Test 42
He Can Get It! 40
Dixon's Cider 36
Awesome 28
Razzle Dazzle 25
Travolta's Massage Was Longer Than Kardashian's Marriage
Josh
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Sometimes reading the list of team names at our quiz is a stroll through the headlines -- mostly filthy tabloids. For me, that was the case last night. Until two names referenced John Travolta, I had no idea the megastar was accused by male massage therapists of sexual battery until I saw John Travolta's Not-So-Happy Ending and Travolta's Masseuse. I also had to look up "sexual battery." I had no idea how it's different than "sexual assault," and trying to create a distinction in my head was not pleasant. Truthfully, I still have no idea what the difference is other than swappable terms.

Anyway, how about that smell round?! The coffee threw a lot of you off, but for the most part teams scored somewhere in the middle. Congrats to The Hare Test for acing the round.   You must be chock full o'nuts.

With a certain team that will not be mentioned absent, there was a lot of jockeying for first place. Great competition. Triple Nerd Score took it in the end with The Picadilly Twitz and (the exciting return of) Busey just trailing behind. Favorite team name of the night is hands down The Reasonable Clown Posse. But I really like Damp Pork for some reason. Dixon's Cider was clever. You should bottle that.

The Irish Snug
1201 E Colfax
Denver, CO 80218
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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2:46 PM, May 09, 2012
Scores
The Picadilly Twitz 81
Triple Nerd Score 79
Slump Busters 76
None Yo Bizness 74
The Tactile Cacti 72
I Saw I Came I conquered 70
McNasty 67
Where the Wild Things Aren't 64
Bass-to-Mouth 60
Kitten Fury 58
G-Rags 57
Landon's Angels 52
Spacedock 51
Harry + Lloyd 50
Snarf Snarf 41
Gizmo 38
Is Emilio Dead? 37
Boobies! 36
Dumbo 34
I Wish This Mic Was a Penis 25
2 Min. Porno 4
Smell Our Sacks
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Experts say that smell draws more memories then any other sense. But given how many of your scored 3's last night on the Round 5 smell round, y'all don't have many memories of spices. And fennel was the worst. I'm going to propose a new theory: Ska music draws more audial memories than any other genre. Three teams scored perfect 16's on the audio round last night.

But perhaps that's not the most remarkable thing about last night. Our top three teams all scored in the top three, but the Slump Busters were in third! Cograts to The Picadilly Twitz for landing on top, and Triple Nerd Score for respectable second. It looks like I Saw I Came I Conquered only managed the first two objectives. Bass to Mouth and Boobies! were two busy with other activities.

What did you think of the smell round? Leave comments in the -- well, the comments section below.

The Irish Snug
1201 E Colfax
Denver, CO 80218
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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1:21 PM, May 02, 2012
Scores
Slump Busters 72
The Picadilly Twits 68
The Fighting Ground Birds 62
Drunken Clams 60
Sweaty Drunks 60
Triple Nerd Score 59
Whiskeypedia 58
Just the Two of Us 57
30 Dollars to Freeson 54
Big Red 54
Fromage a trois 52
Moist Fist 52
Awesomeness 51
Vegetarian Hunters 49
Where's Emilio 49
Across the Table Sluts 45
Kitten Fury 45
Big O' Teets 42
Dr Sparklepony 42
My Team Was Abducted by Illegal Aliens 42
Quizzed My Pants 42
Smartinis 34
Not the "New Emilio"
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Yes, Emilio is gone. But that does not mean I'm the "new Emilio." I'm the old Josh. I imagine both of us have reasons to consider the term an insult. And as for team Where's Emiio?, he left you. He found a new audience to harass. I can forward any messages to him, but I can't guarantee he'll return them.

If anyone would like to see my qualifications, I'd be happy to provide them, but I will say I was one of the first quizmasters -- ever. Otherwise, can we move on from Emilio? Kthx.

Ok, so, I tried to order a Macbook Pro with a carbon fiber shell, and they said they're not available. I also talked to Phil Collins and he'd like to keep his solo career separate from Genesis. (Peter Gabriel concurs.) I also checked with Emilio's lady parts, and his period is not the same as ovulating. So, those that answered otherwise mostly embarrassed themselves last night.

Speaking of embarrassment, I know a lot of you have legacy team names I need to learn to recognize, but overall the team names were kind of lame. Mostly, there were some disturbing ones, like Moist Fist and Drunken Clams. Is this how you usually roll? Big Red? Just the Two of Us? Hmm. Gotta say my favorite was Vegetarian Hunters. Their meat is so lean! But the yoga-vegans are bit too sinewy. We need the dairy to impart a certain -- well, milkiness to the meat, like a suckling pig.

Slump Busters won. Yawn.

See you next week when John and I will be offering post-quiz tango lessons.

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