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…You’re just a racist. Yep. It scares me when I am surrounded by white people who have a lot of knowledge regarding the Confederacy. I mean, I guess that’s the sort of thing that you should be well voiced in, but still… kinda disturbing.
Swedish bands. Apparently there are only three of them; Ace of Base, ABBA, Roxette for some reason, and the Cardigans. I know of a few other Swedish bands. Or maybe I’m thinking of Norwegian black metal bands. They’re all pretty much the same to me.
So, I saw the Star Trek today and I quite enjoyed it. It was fun and entertaining. One thing that is bothering me is the fact that Chris Pine actually looks an awful lot like Shatner. Now that is not necessarily a bad thing, but I’m slightly concerned for Pine. I mean, all things considered, Shatner is not exactly a bankable actor. Yes, we all love him in Star Trek, but it’s not like we are clamoring for him to do other work. If Pine is going to have the same basic career as the Shat, then I guess we had better look forward to a big screen adaptation of the Boston Legal in about 30 years. What Pine can look forward to, well, your guess is as good as mine.
Well, that’s all for today. I’m getting up early for brunch, so I should probably get to bed. But I’ll probably just stay up too late watching Arrested Development again. That is my lot in life.
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Yes, it is true. Charles Manson was once briefly a Scientologist. Apparently it didn’t last long because as Charlie put it, they were two weird for him. You hear that, Tom Cruise? Your cult is too weird for Charles Manson. Maybe it’s time to reevaluate things. Because when the guy who was convinced that he was Jesus and that the Beatles wanted him to kill people and sent him messages with the White Album says that you are too weird, that it’s possible that you are too weird. You fucking weirdos, you. Sorry, I just had to let you know.
Have you noticed that hardly anyone names their kid Adolph anymore? I mean, almost nobody names their kid Adolph. Except for that one crazy neo nazi couple that named their kid Adolph and then got their kids away by protective services. Maybe that’s why nobody names their kid Adolph anymore. That name has been kind of ruined for everyone, kinda like that Charlie Chaplin mustache. Hardly anyone rocks that anymore. Except for Michael Jordan, who apparently can do whatever he wants. Because he’s Michael Jordan.
Alright, that’s it for today. Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers and motherfuckers out there. We’ll see you next time.
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Wow, having Cinco De Mayo and Derby Day in the same weekend really brings out the best in people. By which I mean, SHUT THE FUCK UP, EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS IT’S LION KING. Sorry, just had to get that out of my system. That said though, thank you to all the true believers out there who know that the real holiday yesterday was free comic book day, and the best way to celebrate is by spending about 200 dollars at the comic shop and then playing quiz in a manner that doesn’t involve yelling stupid shit and acting like an asshole.
Here now are some stray observations about last night.
Shut up.
No seriously, shut up.
Trainspotting was a pretty good movie. Even though it made you want to try heroin at least once and also made you terrified of babies crawling on your ceiling.
I think 911 Is a Joke by Public Enemy is one of the best possible songs you can play on the jukebox in a bar full of cops. Some might say that you should play Fuck The Police by NWA. Those people are the ones who get pulled over while leaving that cop bar. 911 Is a Joke is just fun enough to be taken as a joke, not a direct insult. The cops still won’t like it, but eh, at least they won’t taser you.
Alright kids, I’m going to go read all the comics I bought yesterday at “Free” comic book day. Happy CInco De Mayo and try not to be the asshole who gets his mugshot taken while wearing a sombrero and a fake mustache.