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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO 80203
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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10:28 PM, December 18, 2014
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles 67

w/ Special Guest 67

Mail Kimps 63

Marshmallow Warriors 61

Creatures Out Of Time 57

Deck The Balls 53

My Lovely Girl 49

Eatin' Butt @ Moes 29

Ginger Beard 17

D Bomb 4

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Tues. 8:00 CB & Potts, Broomfield Thurs. 8:00 Moe's BBQ (North), Denver
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He's everything you want, he's everything you need. He's everything inside of you that you wish you could be. He says all the right things at exactly the right time, and he means something to you but you don't know why.

There are lots of weeks where I can't come up with a good blog topic. Most weeks, in fact. Usually I can kick out at least something, but right now I got nothin', so you get "random quiz-related thoughts from Logan" in an even more bullet-pointed than usual form!

Zanzibar and Tanganyika were proud and historied nations. Now all we know of them are Jack Black ordering from Zanzibar in "Fuck Her Gently" and Krieger refusing to acknowledge the existence of Tanganyika as a free state in the first place.

There is no actual evidence that Woody Allen did what we all think he did, but he totally did it. Yup.

"Manneken Pis" is, according to my pronunciation guide, pronounced just like "Mannequin Piss," and is the most famous statue of a little boy peeing in the world. And when just the dong is cut out, it's weird looking.

The Heart of Rock and Roll is in Cleveland, which is also where you'll find the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, which is now where you'll find Green Day. Honestly, the HoF is kinda crap. All the interesting stuff is on the first floor, then you go up and realize you should have spent more time at the start because everything else sucks.

Casey Kasem was not mentioned in the famous dead people round. Neither was Bob Barker, but that's presumably because he's not actually dead yet.

Thanks to all of you for coming out! I hope you had a wonderful evening! Now go home and watch Cutthroat Island - it's not too late to turn it into a cult classic!

Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
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Denver, CO 80203
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10:21 PM, December 11, 2014
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For A Good Time Call 720 383 1113 82

The Answer Is Gerald Ford 81

The Thin Line Between Dirty And Vulgar Is Your Mom, But Not Really That Thin 71

Orange Is The New Black 69

Whiplash The Cowboy Monkey 69

Los Dos Scotts 69

Crystal Hot 56

Infamous Chewbaccas 42

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Tues. 8:00 CB & Potts, Broomfield Thurs. 8:00 Moe's BBQ (North), Denver
Logan (Goober)

He's everything you want, he's everything you need. He's everything inside of you that you wish you could be. He says all the right things at exactly the right time, and he means something to you but you don't know why.

Once upon a time, I was told not to go chasing waterfalls. To stick to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to. Well y'know what? I'm gonna have it my way or nothin' at all. I'm not moving too fast, no matter what you think.

I'm gonna tell you a story about a kid who chased a waterfall. He was a kid from the suburbs of Chicago. He had a serious of joe jobs, but nothing he'd call a career. He had an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. But he had something else. He had a dream. A dream of taking his public access cable show and taking it to the world.

And then one day, late at night, a douchebag and his girlfriend were watching tv, and who did they spot? Wayne. Campbell. Our hero himself. He was young and raw, but that talent was there. So this douchebag gave him a shot, in the name of making more money. The show went big. Wayne got the girl of his dreams.

He might have moved a little too fast. T-Boz and Chilli would say so. Left-eye was always the more adventurous of the group, and she'd side with Wayne. He definitely got too caught up in the glamour for a time. It happens to the best of us, right? I remember when I started as a quizmaster. It was all about me all the time. Still is, really. But back to Wayne. Wayne almost lost everything, until he realized that it wasn't time for his extreme closeup. It was time for Cassandra's.

In one of the most incredibly complex plots of the modern era, well beyond the CIA break-in from Mission: Impossible, the scooby gang managed to directly beam Cassandra's performance to a single limousine traveling on the highway. That's how Cassandra won. That's how Wayne won. And that's how we got a sequel with Christopher Walken and a naked indian.

That's a mega-happy ending.

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10:47 PM, December 04, 2014
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Cerulean's Brass Balls 82

The Bears Still Suck 67

"That's What" -She 62

Shout! Shout! Shout! 59

Blank 56

Bud Guy Is Our Friend 50

Kitten Mittens 48

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Logan (Goober)

He's everything you want, he's everything you need. He's everything inside of you that you wish you could be. He says all the right things at exactly the right time, and he means something to you but you don't know why.

Tonight, I take my blog suggestions from team Shout! Shout! Shout! Formerly known as Little Bit Softer Now and Little Bit Louder Now. Some of their ideas have merit. Some are included merely because I can't think of anything. Let's go through them, shall we?

Toby Keith (misspelled "Kieth") as spiderman in "Beer For My Spiders." Now, I've made it no secret that I do not care for Spider-Man. I feel like he needs to quit bitching and get over Uncle Ben's death already. Nobody's rice is worth that much moping. I'm also not a big Toby Keith fan, either. However, I can dig the combination. Reba McEntire plays Mary Jane in this scenario, and Dolly Parton is Gwen Stacy. Jeff Gordon is the Green Goblin. They don't all have to be singers, damnit! And Spider-Man fights crime some, but he's also a bootlegger! Yup, I'd watch that. Once.

"I paid Jacob $20 to yell out 'she can't take it anymore, cap'n! She's gonna blow!" during sex. There's no context given here, and no answer as to whether Jacob actually followed through on this. I'd like to believe he did. In reality, though, Stuart probably thought of this while watching Spider-Man and wishing it was either Star Trek or pornography, which is what I typically hope for with Spider-Man.

"Tim Burton Batman is on Netflix. Watch it." Normally I'm strongly opposed to Batman for reasons I've made abundantly clear many times over. However, I do love the Tim Burton versions. This was back when "Tim Burton" was still a name instead of an adjective. Michael Keaton really was the perfect Batman. He was very clearly a disturbed individual that just happened to have billions of dollars, a rubber suit, and years of karate lessons. It wasn't forced like Bale or Kilmer's Batman (Batmen?), or just glossed over like Clooney's. Clooney was an excellent Bruce Wayne, but just didn't carry the darkness. The real draw of Batman has always been the villains, though, and both Burton Batmans have great villainy. Nicholson, DeVito, and Pfeiffer did great jobs. They made the characters their own and played them with the overstatement of comics without being cartoonish. We didn't see an equal until Ledger showed up... and died.

"Little known fact, T-rex's actually meowed like cats." I believe it. Honestly, how much of our assumptions about dinosaur sounds come from the fact that we only ever see their skulls? If instead they had full flesh and bodies, it might be a totally reasonable way for them to sound. I know scientists claim that dinosaurs were reptiles (or birds), but how cool would it be if they turned out to be mammals the whole time? Meowing their way across the land, playing with enormous balls of yarn and getting prissy with cavemen (who never existed simultaneously, according to the same scientists that claim dinosaurs weren't mammals). It's a much better past. Though it doesn't involve Chris Pratt leading velociraptors into battle, which makes up for a lot...

Thanks for coming out, folks! I hope you had a great time, and I'll see you all back here next week!

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