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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO 80203
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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5:53 AM, April 18, 2015
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Boy, That Star Wars Trailer Was Cool, Eh? 84

Going Sear: The Truth About Sizzlerology 83

Yo Mama's Like I-25 - Packed Both Ways All Day 82

That Crashed Star Drestroyer 80

We Am Smarteds 76

Chewy, We're Home 71

The Piccadilly Twitz 71

Square Day 66

The Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good 63

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Wednesday: Park Tavern, 8pm/ Thursday: Moe's North, 8pm
Emilio Scattaglia (Genius Christ SuperT.A.R.D.)

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I kept waiting for the snow to let up before I left my house; that never happened. This meant I was collecting about a half inch of fresh powder brah on my person every block I walked. I definitely wanted to just give up and lay down in traffic a few times, but I was walking down 7th Ave., so it would have taken awhile before any cars ran me over. What I’m saying is, fuck this April snow bullshit.

Good times last night. Hadn’t seen Tina in a minute, hi Tina. Krupas gave me a ride home, saving me from another snow-covered walk and giving me a chance to bend their ear. You guys know. And we all got to experience the wonder of that one dude. You know the guy I’m talking about.

Team Name of the Night goes to Yo Mama’s Like I-25 – Packed Both Ways All Day, the inference being that your mother likes to have sex with several partners in multiple holes. The Sizzler commercial, goodness, if you haven’t seen it, watch that shit now. I guess there was some Star Stories thing as well that had err’body just straight naming teams about it. I don’t know about any of that; I only watch Turkish Sad Wave movies from the 60’s because I’m goddamn a cinephile with refined fucking tastes, ya heard?

Oaker, thass that. I’ll see y’all next week. 

Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO 80203
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9:39 PM, April 10, 2015
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Chicago Sunroofs - 1st in OT 88

The Piccadilly Twitz 88

Manservant Dazzler 84

Way Too Much Sausage For One Man To Put In His Mouth 81

Irana Win 80

Labradoodle Biscuits 71

Your Face Is Killing Me 65

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Ah, it was like being at the Snug three years ago. See, the two teams tied fro first last night were the two teams that would invariably be at the top of the heap when I used to be posted at the Irish Snug back in the day. Fitting, then, that same said teams had to work out a dead tie in OT, with Chicago Sunroofs (nice BCS ref, btw) taking it after the first sudden death question.

Now, those teams, they might be friendly to each other on the face of things, but something tells me their years-old rivalry still secretly burns somewhere deep inside of them, like the buried coals of a forgotten beach bonfire, smoldering until an unwitting 4-year-old tries to build a sandcastle there several days later and winds up with 2nd degree burns over 40% of their tiny, weak body.

Also, I'm pretty sure I saw Evil Rob letting the air out of the Twitz' tires in the parking lot after quiz. I may have hallucinated that, though.

Thanks for coming out, y'all! I'll see you Moeridians (I'll have to workshop that name) next week!

Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO 80203
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1:50 PM, April 03, 2015
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Bottom Ramen 85

Denver's Not The Only One Getting 6-8" Tonight 74

Cold Cuts Clan 73

Mike Pence's Nuclear Deal 71

Back Rub Gone Wrong 61

John Triviolta 60

Tomlly 54

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Emilio Scattaglia (Genius Christ SuperT.A.R.D.)

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I think along with fatalities and animalities and babalities, Mortal Kombat should have a closing move called a flirtality. Like if Sub-Zero and Scorpion are fighting, at the end Sub-Z makes a dozen roses out of ice and instead of disemboweling anyone with them, he just hands them to Scorpion who just gets those cartoon hearts in his eyes. Then, while Scorpion’s distracted by infatuation, Sub-Zero rips his actual heart out and punches it through Scorpion’s actual eyes, this being Mortal Kombat after all.

Gonna keep this one short this week because stuff to do. Hot ‘sups to the money getters and to all y’all else for coming out. I’ll see you guys next week.

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