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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO 80203
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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10:27 PM, February 26, 2015
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The Llama Chase Is On. Alpaca bag! 82

Seth Is Making Love To Your Daughter's Vagina 77

Asshole 72

Well, I DID Promise You 9 Inches On Your Last Night! 68

Tony Danza's With Wolves 66

Bawls and Shaft 61

Federal Quizmunications Commission 59

Robin Williams' Rope 53

Strawberry Alarm Clock 51

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Tues. 8:00 CB & Potts, Broomfield Thurs. 8:00 Moe's BBQ (North), Denver
Logan (Goober)

He's everything you want, he's everything you need. He's everything inside of you that you wish you could be. He says all the right things at exactly the right time, and he means something to you but you don't know why.

Hosting at Moe's has been a pleasure for three years, and I'm sure there will be times when I miss it, but now is not that time. I'm out! FREEEEDOOOOOM! But fear not, faithful quizzers. I'm not gone gone. Just a little bit gone. I'll be back playing most weeks, so it's gonna be time to step your game up.

But enough about me. Let's talk about you. You laughed way too hard on "A Farewell To Arms." Why can't you have more sophisticated humor, like me? Y'know. Jokes about dicks and farts. So much better. I'm disappointed in you. Not just for laughing at that, but for mostly missing The Sandlot. How can you not know The Sandlot? It had the fat kid that accused the other kid of playing ball like a girl!

We had some disputes over "Magic" vs. "Magic: The Gathering" during round one. Look, I played Magic. I had a pretty wicked burn deck, and a pretty solid green deck that could load a shit ton of creatures on the field at once. And y'know what? I never asked my friends if they wanted to play "Magic: The Gathering." Subtitles ain't shit. Get over it.

I should totally get back into that game, because that's a thing adults do in their spare time, right? Rekindle childhood fun, because it's somehow not pathetic anymore once you have a real job and can buy your own cards and don't need your mom to drive you to the comic shop to pick up booster packs and pray you get something at least worth trading for? Yeah. Probably not gonna do that, but worth thinking on.

Anyway, thanks for coming out and braving the snow! I'll see ya next week, but I'll do it from the quizzer side. Bring your A game, because I'll bring mine.

Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO 80203
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10:39 PM, February 19, 2015
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Wilhelm Scream 82

The Piccadilly Twitz 80

For Lent, Logan Gave Up His Pub Quiz 77

Me 66

Logan's Death Rattle 60

Elevator Song 59

Dry Cleaned Batman Hazmat Suit 59

Heeeeyyyy?. Sup? 53

Dear Google 19

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Tues. 8:00 CB & Potts, Broomfield Thurs. 8:00 Moe's BBQ (North), Denver
Logan (Goober)

He's everything you want, he's everything you need. He's everything inside of you that you wish you could be. He says all the right things at exactly the right time, and he means something to you but you don't know why.

Everyone knows Jeff Daniels. Most people love Jeff Daniels. Why wouldn't you? He's a talented actor, both comedic and serious. He has a smooth, velvety voice to lull you to sweet slumber at night. But I ask you this: is he all that he seems?

Well, yes. But he's also MORE than he seems! I submit to you that Jeffrey Warren Daniels is the charming alter-ego of former FLDS President and Prophet Warren Jeffs! That's right. These two men share similar names, and therefore must be the same person.

Have you ever seen them in the same room? No. No you have not.

You may think that's just due to Warren Jeffs limiting himself to life in Utah and prison, in that order, but can Jeff Daniels account for his whereabouts during Warren Jeffs' entire life? I highly doubt it! These two men, born mere years apart, are in cahoots. What better cover than prison, I ask? None.

I'm sorry that I had to be the one to bring you this news. I know, it's devastating. Almost as devastating as the fact that next week will be my final quiz as quizmaster at Moe's. I'm leaving the microphone behind to go back where it all began, as a simple (but never humble) quizzer. I thank you all for your time tonight and for the past three years, and I hope to see every last one of you and your friends back for the last hurrah next week. See you then!

Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO 80203
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10:47 PM, February 12, 2015
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Shut Your Mouth, It's Art Crawl 86

A Literal Wolf 84

If Life Gives You Lemons, Then Fuck Life 82

The Quesarito Is A Lie 76

Sexually Transmitted Dick-sheeze 69

3D 68

Modern Day Ape 58

Suck Me Sideways 57

Fine Colorado mAles 48

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Tues. 8:00 CB & Potts, Broomfield Thurs. 8:00 Moe's BBQ (North), Denver
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He's everything you want, he's everything you need. He's everything inside of you that you wish you could be. He says all the right things at exactly the right time, and he means something to you but you don't know why.

Many of you have seen a doctor at some point in your lives. I can tell because you aren't dead or missing limbs or anything. I suppose you could have survived this long without medical assistance, but you'd probably have measles or whooping cough for bad hair or something. I'm going to assume, for the sake of blogging, that you're at least familiar with the concept of doctors.

At my day job, I work on medical software. Today I learned a bit more about diagnosis codes. An ICD-9 code is basically a standardized way for medical facilities to note in their records what a patient is diagnosed with or what procedures were performed on them. It's been the standard for a long time, but is lacking specificity. For that, the US is finally upgrading to ICD-10. Specificity is definitely not lacking here. I want to share with you some codes I learned.

V93.50XS - Explosion on board passenger ship. Presumably this is the most common diagnosis for those hospitalized when the ship finally ran aground in Speed 2: Cruise Control. I can see this being necessary once in a while, though.

A little less common, you'll find V95.40XA - Unspecified spacecraft accident injuring occupant. Spaceflight is a dangerous occupation, but I don't know that there are really enough astronauts (cosmonauts, taikonauts, and other-country-nauts included) to justify an actual spacecraft diagnosis.

Back to the water, though, we've got the most confusing one to me. V91.07XA - Burn due to water-skis on fire, initial encounter. How often do water skis catch fire? And how do you not just let go of the rope, drop in the water, and not be on fire anymore? There must be ramps and flaming hoops and sharks and possibly Fonzie involved for this to make any sense, but it's a real thing. And here's the thing about these codes - they wouldn't exist if this didn't actually happen to people.

More water, just to show you how precise you need to be. W59.22XA - Struck by turtle, initial encounter. So you got hit by a turtle, and this is your first time visiting the doctor for it. W59.22XD - Struck by turtle, subsequent encounter. This means that you were hit hard enough by that turtle that you have to go back to the doctor a second time. It's also the source for my new fictional band name, "Subsequent Turtle Encounter." But those are JUST for if you're struck by a turtle. If his mouth gets involved, then you're at W59.21XA - Bitten by turtle, initial encounter. And it had better be a turtle, because if it turns out to be something a bit bigger, you wind up with W56.22XA - Struck by orca, initial encounter. No one wants to be struck by an orca.

You've now learned even more today than you expected. And if you're ever injured in a passenger ship explosion, the doctors will know what's going down. Thanks for coming out, and I'll see you all next week!

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