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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Ft Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM

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12:15 PM, May 10, 2012


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Fisted Sister	86

Kittens Inspired By Rainbow Buttsex AKA Civil Rights	76

Shit, We Missed Taco Tuesday	71

Wood For Sheep	71

Bob Lob Law	71

Toxic Underwear Bomb	68

Red Beans and Rice	64

DIY Brain Surgery	64

Celebratory Interior Monologue	62

The Ronry Boners	59

No Running In The Bar	58

Summer Is Awesome	55

Put A Bird On It	54

The Hill Mules	45

Hookers Don't Like To Cuddle	43

Booga Booga	21

Alone	1

Why Yes, The Master Of Random Knowledge DID Present A Round @ The TRAILHEAD!!!

Andizzle fo' Shizzle

While Alex Trebek is the master of passive aggressive presentations (and Canadian), Ken Jennings is the undisputed Superchamp of knowing things that no normal person could or should know. Maybe the 'being Mormon' thing has something to do with that. Brad Rutter and WATSON may have beaten him in the Tourney O' Champs, but he won somewhere close to 7,312 games in a row. (that might be a bit of an exaggeration). Still: BAD. ASS. And he hosted one of our rounds... it brought a tear to my eye.

As for me, well, many of you would agree that I rock the Trailhead pretty hard. And while I do love spending every Wednesday with you all, spouting about God knows what over the mic, the end of those days is approaching quickly. Only a few more weeks before I move away forever, leaving you to fend for yourselves in the gauntlet that is choosing the best pub quiz in the world. So join me in having some fun while you still can;

Logan did. And as much as I hate to admit it, he's obviously the coolest Quizmaster in Denver (and totally racist). Adam did, even though I gave him the weirdsest boner just a day prior. David (aka Captain Cutoff) even made an appearance for the first time in over a year, just to kick some ass and pound some Jagerbombs. Fisted Sister has continued to make an epic showing, and an epic post-quiz drinkathon with me too, so they get some credit.

The point is: show up for the next couple of weeks, because soon enough I'll be gone, and that's a damn shame.

Things I learned this week:

- Old Fashioned's are delicious!
- Some trends can indeed be broken. Thanks Paul for keeping me "off the shelf"... whatever the hell that means.
- Packing sucks... someone want to come do this for me?
- Some people still don't understand TOHYWTBT, damn it!
- FoCo has the best QM's ever. Adam, you rule (even if you can't chug for shit).

See you soon, Trailheaders!

-Andizzle fo’ Shizzle

Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Ft Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM

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11:40 PM, May 02, 2012


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Wood For Sheep	70

The Moist Towlettes	67

5% Nation	67

Kittens Inspired By FooFoo Cuddly Poops	63

Chocolate Tampax	58

Bob Lob Law	55

Fisted Sister	53

Toxic Squared	50

We Dont Know Anything	44

Dinosaur	42

Dori	35

Cunning Stunts	34

Southern Transplants	33

Turd Ferguson	4

The Sound Of Robots Fucking @ The TRAILHEAD!!!

Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Yup, we had a dubstep round. It was excruciating as I'm pretty sure it was written specifically to torture quizzers. Funny though, despite the boos, how many correct answers there were. In any case, there were plenty of artist representations of "dubstep" turned it which won Keddy a delicious shot. Good job at making the best of a terrible situation.

In any case, I'm leaving you all for greener (read: bone-chilling) pastures in a few weeks, so take it all in before then. You know you want to.

Things I learned this week:

- Friends don't let friends listen to dubstep.
- Gustavo Fring is a scary individual... but Walter White is scarier.
- Everyplace that isn't the Trailhead on a Wednesday is a bad place to be.
- Much unlike Cleveland, FOCO ROCKS.

See you in two weeks, Trailheaders!

-Andizzle fo’ Shizzle

Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Ft Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM

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10:52 PM, April 25, 2012


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Fisted Sister	84

Andy's Toxic Tiny Arms	80

5% Nation	79

Kittens Inspired by YOU FOOLISH MORTAL!	72

The Fuck-Face Fuckers	69

Bafana Bafana	63

Kareem Abdul Pajama Bottoms!	57

Bob Lob Law	56

Beebs	51

Wood For Sheep	49

The Squeeeeky Sneeeeekers	48

Planet Express	47

Team Pop	38

The Andy Appreciation Association	37

Short Round & Dr. Jones	6

Are You 2 Legit? 2 Legit To Quit The TRAILHEAD?

The Radness That Is Brecken

Another exciting night at the fabulous Trailhead. Fisted Sister dominated you all with 84 points. Do you feel dirty, quizzers? Do you? Because you should. It was an ass reaming.

Speaking of ass reaming, there were two Andy-inspired team names tonight. Why? Because you're feeling bad about loving me more. Don't fucking deny it. Of course, The Andy Appreciation Association left at half time. So typical of all things Andy: leaving a job half finished. And the saddest part? The team that placed before them was only up by one point... and they finished the whole game!

I was very proud of my little quizzers tonight: you didn't fuck up the Say When round. Not that I thought you would. You're all pretty good at following directions when I threaten you with losing points. And with more ass reaming.

Just a reminder: if your team wants me to re-read a whole round, you need to buy me a shot. ESPECIALLY on as verbose a round as our round six, the before and after round. Seriously, people. Jager is the only thing that makes the words flow.

Finally, make sure you check out the picture Keddy of the Kittens drew for us. It's pretty sweet.

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.

Did you know that I write more than this sweet-ass blog? Join the cool kids and "like" my FB page, Writing As I Write. Maybe when I get rich and famous, I'll dedicate a book to you. But I probably wouldn't hold my breath.

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