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Jordan's Bistro and Pub
2363 E Evans Ave
Denver, CO 80210
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:52 PM, May 21, 2013
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U Down W/ MPP Yeah You Know Me! 77

Dr. Sharma's Revenge 76

Respect Our Authorotay 75

My Couch Pulls Out 72

Helen Killers 63

Blame It On the Gays 61

If Theres Gras on the Field Play Ball 60

Where is Jon Goldstine 58

Hard 4 Here! 55

Never Nude 54

Big Willy and the Twins 51

At Least You Know We DidnÕt Google 49

Vodka Enema United 48

Operation Hot Mother 48

Generic Team Name 48

Clan + 2 45

Super Position 45

I Call Dick Cheney Because I Shoot Ppl in the Face 43

Dumb and Dumber 34

Beer N Nachos 25

Tristan


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Tuesdays 7:45p.m. at Jordan's on University and Evans
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My Quizmaster style can best be described as a mix between an announcer at an NBA basketball game and Brad Neely's Dear Reader: Wizarding People.  Jordan's quizzlings has the propensity for random bouts of karaoke during shitty 90's songs e.g. Ashlee Simpson, and Smashmouth.  I am notorious for leading aforementioned sing alongs.

Following Kentucky Basketball is my full time job, The Avett Brothers are constantly playing in my head, and Swedish Fish, Fried Okra, and Chocolate Milk are the true keys to my heart.

I also have an inexplicable habit of breaking out in dance every time old school BlackEyedPeas songs come on.

A Few Things We Learned Tonight:

I loved seeing your minds get blown upon discovering how to answer round 4

The brilliance of round 4 could only be compared to the McRib

Yin Yang?  Could the Expendables get any more racist?

Yes Pokemon is totally the Japanese translation of ninja

I just shipped my pants reading that round.

We had a barn burner tonight as well as a somewhat confuzzling middle round. Team Google was in third entering the half, but disappeared after their sudden success.  However, the finish would prove to be the story of the night. In the end U Down w/ MPP leap frogged to first with a strong final round.  Dr Sharma fell short by one point with a second place finish and Respect My Authorotay dropped to third.

We’ll be back again next week at 8pm on Tuesday at Jordan’s

If you’d like to follow me on twitter I can be found at @TristanChan

And check out my new blog www.PorchDrinking.com

Jordan's Bistro and Pub
2363 E Evans Ave
Denver, CO 80210
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:48 PM, May 14, 2013
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Guinea Pigs No More 79

Hey Hey Va-Jay-Jay 77

Simba Meat Tacos 77

The Angry Beaver 68

The IRS Strikes Back 67

Teabagging the IRS 67

Pioneers of Beer 66

We're Not Drunk Yet 66

Tequila Mockingbird 66

Helen Killers 64

Brickhaus 63

Hooked on Gin and Phonics 62

29 is the new 21 61

Jet Ski Bill Fan Club #14 60

Peyton Manthings 60

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't 56

The AP Team 53

Rocket Power 46

Titty Tuesday 39

Narps for the Week 34

Roasted Marshmellows 24

Nuget 13

Tristan


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Tuesdays 7:45p.m. at Jordan's on University and Evans
Tristan ()

My Quizmaster style can best be described as a mix between an announcer at an NBA basketball game and Brad Neely's Dear Reader: Wizarding People.  Jordan's quizzlings has the propensity for random bouts of karaoke during shitty 90's songs e.g. Ashlee Simpson, and Smashmouth.  I am notorious for leading aforementioned sing alongs.

Following Kentucky Basketball is my full time job, The Avett Brothers are constantly playing in my head, and Swedish Fish, Fried Okra, and Chocolate Milk are the true keys to my heart.

I also have an inexplicable habit of breaking out in dance every time old school BlackEyedPeas songs come on.

A Few Things We Learned Tonight:

Lets be clear the dude on Titty Tuesday did not choose the name… thanks for the clarification.

Dude is very proud to watch the View

I love that everyone sang the Prince Ali song

Guinea Pigs lead from the get go, and never looked back taking first place the entire night.  There was however a bit more drama deciding second and third. Simba Meat Tacos and Hey Hey Va-Jay Jay settled it the old fashioned way with a quiz off with Simba Meat Tacos taking third.

We’ll be back again next week at 8pm on Tuesday at Jordan’s

If you’d like to follow me on twitter I can be found at @TristanChan

And check out my new blog www.PorchDrinking.com

Jordan's Bistro and Pub
2363 E Evans Ave
Denver, CO 80210
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:55 AM, May 08, 2013
Scores
Dude, where's my team 76

McDonald's is for heroes 75

The Dirty Ponies 70

I call my dick Cheney because it shoots people in the face 68

Chicken and Beer 67

I have a dead hooker in my trunk. No, really, check my trunk 65

Pioneers of Beers 55

Elephantitus in all the right places 52

Daywalker Domination 51

The Empire Drinks Bock 49

The United States Postal Service 48

Smartie Pants 35

My Teammate Sucks 28

Potts 27

Competitive Spelunking Champion


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Wednesdays, 8pm, at Patrick Carroll's on Tennyson.
Christopher (Competitive Spelunking Champion)

Likes: Roller Coasters, Craft Beer, Hiking, Camping, Running, Skiing, Futurama.

Dislikes: You

Midterms at DU meant that only the true geeks, the passionate quizzlings, the master question-answering-type were in attendance at last night’s quiz.  Sure, all those other losers are studying for their big test and making sure they’re not wasting mom and pop’s money but you, dear quizzlings, know that you can learn a lot more at quiz than you can at the library.

You learned that AOL was originally called Control and was designed for the Atari 2600 and that bright orange hot-pants and a certain white trash sexiness do not mean that Hooters wings are any better than average.

You learned that Alannah Myles sang Black Velvet but you didn’t learn why you should give a damn.

You learned that the Denver Nuggets make perennial playoff appearances; they just get knocked out in the first round every time.  Damn Nuggets.

You learned that blue beryl is aquamarine and you learned what the hell a beryl was.

You learned to listen.  When I explained there was a minor error on the visual round and that Hamlet was actually NOT an answer, I didn’t see any team write down Hamlet.  Good for you for paying attention.

You learned that celebrities and diseases aren’t so far removed.

You re-learned all you childhood knowledge by listening to old, educational children’s TV shows.

You learned to blame Australia for the unforgiveable act of unleashing Speedos upon the world.

Maybe your late-night drinking won’t get you a degree, quizzlings, but, rest assured, you can learn a lot more at a bar than you can at a university.  

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