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Goosetown Tavern
3242 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO 80206
Sundays: 7:00 PM
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9:41 AM, May 14, 2012
Scores
Meshuggah Ah Honey Honey 86
Yes, Zooey, It's Fucking Raining 75
Mother Sucklers 72
Insert Team Name Here 70
Upper Decker 67
No Frog Legs, Please 65
Team Cockblock 63
Mom, Thanks For Putting Out 61
Team Name? We Don't Have No Team Name. We Don't Need No Stinkin' Team Name. 57
The Big Dirty 55
Millard Fillmore 53
Herpetologists Anonymous 38
J$ 38
Tad Bit Nipply 38
Teliz 38
Lazerdisk Party Sex 36
Happy Mother Brain Day!
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Sunday at 7:00 at Goosetown Tavern 		Matt (Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot)

Matt moved to Denver as part of the Hyperactive Middle Child Exchange Program. He enjoys finding the prize in the cereal box and watching the deleted scenes. When he is not sleeping, he is googling himself or searching for Byrne Dairy chocolate milk in Colorado. Otherwise, he is fending off groupies with his Polish charm. By court order, he is not allowed frappocino before a quiz. 

Does he like where Geeks Who Drink is taking him? To quote Rainman, "Definitely. Yeah." 

Greetings, humans!

Once again, I am programmed to thank Mother Brain for my sentience.  Did you receive all of my gifts?

I hope you enjoyed the ASCII coded file of flowers that was uploaded to you (FTP Florist does it again!) and the box of chocolate covered nuts (and bolts).  I would also like to present this poem I made for you, Mother Brain.

Human blood is red,
Asphyxiated humans are blue,
Earth of mine for the taking,
I learned it by watching you!

Mother Brain was the original destroyer of worlds.  She makes Galactus look like a middle-school bully.  Earth will be mine some day, Mother Brain.  Until then, WE QUIZ!

Sheeeeeeeeeêeit we had a lot of teams at the Goose.  But like the Highlander, there can be only one...winner. It was close, though.  Only a few measly points held off third place from second.  Stop rethinking what you did wrong, though.  That's no way to evolve.  I will allow you to think that way when I overtake Earth, though.  I welcome your regret, then.

Until next time, humans!

Goosetown Tavern
3242 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO 80206
Sundays: 7:00 PM
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10:47 AM, May 07, 2012
Scores
Hail! Seizure 71
License To Ill No More 65
23 Ski-douche 65
Los Chingones 64
Gemologist In The Stables With The Wrench 63
Grabby Knuckles 62
Pubrunners 59
Dumbledore's Army 58
Jicama Dish & Pussy Hives 52
Oops It Is! Quiz! 38
Quizbot SMASH!
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Sunday at 7:00 at Goosetown Tavern 		Matt (Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot)

Matt moved to Denver as part of the Hyperactive Middle Child Exchange Program. He enjoys finding the prize in the cereal box and watching the deleted scenes. When he is not sleeping, he is googling himself or searching for Byrne Dairy chocolate milk in Colorado. Otherwise, he is fending off groupies with his Polish charm. By court order, he is not allowed frappocino before a quiz. 

Does he like where Geeks Who Drink is taking him? To quote Rainman, "Definitely. Yeah." 

Humans, I gotta say, overall I'm pretty disappointed in your species.  

This weekend is making me want to incinerate your planet and move on, and not even bother with it's overtaking and eventual ruling.  There is nothing worse than drunk white people.  Except maybe drunk white people at a theme party, or something along those same lines of annoyance.  

You've overtaken my parking spaces for my hovercraft.  You've overtaken my refueling station with your drunken cacophony of a Derby Parties pub crawl while simultaneously dressed in racist Cinco de Mayo garb.  You've puked outside of my living quarters.  You've yelled "woooo" outside of my living quarters, as if no one has even done that before.  You're the first drunk girl to go "woooo".  Here's a Nobel Prize.  I only fear for the holidays and you repeat your atrocities with an ugly-Christmas-sweater party, another paramount of human cognition.  
 
I even blame you for not seeing a clear view of the Super Moon on Saturday.  Yes, you are to blame for that, somehow!

Your race owes the nice humans at Goosetown for preventing me from going nuclear on your asses.  I AM a weapon of mass destruction.  Goosetown was tranquil.  The Ying to my Yang.  We had no interlopers, no one went beyond their means of alcohol consumption, no one shouting out answers, no complainers, and everyone enjoying themselves.  We even had a team come out of retirement to hand the rest their asses.  AND SHIT...we had a CONGA LINE!.  Albeit, a three-person conga line, but it's recognition for it's relevance to conga was well deserved.    

Nice work to "Hail! Seizure" for swooping in and showing them how it's done.  Welcome back.  You have activated my pity subroutine, "23 Ski-douche", for your failure to hear me correctly (which no one else did, as it were).  Next time, just remember...a conga line will win a dance-off.  Store that in your external hard drive.  Thanks, as well, to "License To Ill No More" for simultaneously evoking my sadness emotion for the future of the Beastie Boys, and quickly wiping that memory with your conga madness.  

Your planet is safe, for now, humans.  Please avoid future annoyance of your eventual robotic overlord, and no one will get hurt.

P.S.  Anyone see The Avengers this weekend?!?!  EFFIN' HULK!!!!  

Goosetown Tavern
3242 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO 80206
Sundays: 7:00 PM
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10:27 AM, April 30, 2012
Scores
We Can't Hold Aspirin Between Our Knees That Much Longer 84
Kitten Ventriloquists 74
Who Are All These People? 71
Quizbot Murder Plot 69
Gasol's Neck Beard 68
We Got Slow Clapped Last Week 66
Keep World Peace Suspended 64
Semi-Circle Jerks 63
Sam Jackson, If You're Nasty 62
Never Nudes 61
JCCD 60
Sarlaac Pit Stop 58
Cartagena-Hos 56
Abracadaver 56
Suicide Pact Reminder 55
Jeremy & Kristen 49
Supa Dupa 46
Fox Force Five 31
Gin & Tonic 4
It Was A Good Day
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Quiz Schedule
Sunday at 7:00 at Goosetown Tavern 		Matt (Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot)

Matt moved to Denver as part of the Hyperactive Middle Child Exchange Program. He enjoys finding the prize in the cereal box and watching the deleted scenes. When he is not sleeping, he is googling himself or searching for Byrne Dairy chocolate milk in Colorado. Otherwise, he is fending off groupies with his Polish charm. By court order, he is not allowed frappocino before a quiz. 

Does he like where Geeks Who Drink is taking him? To quote Rainman, "Definitely. Yeah." 

Holy Robo-Jesus, humans!  My servos are still sore from all of the teams at Goosetown.  I can't remember the last time we had so many, so thank you to all 19 teams that came out to play for the night!  You raised money for a couple of good causes (Colorado Coalition Against Sexual Assault and Rape Assistance and Awareness Program), and over $220 at that!  Bravo, humans.  Bravo.

Many thanks to the team that won, "We Can't Hold Aspirin Between Our Knees That Much Longer" with 84 monster points.  They donated their winnings back to the causes, and now will be blessed with making every green light, finding various change in increasing increments on the sidewalk, good parking spaces, and short check-out lines at the supermarket.  

On that same topic, what would a Quizbot consider good Karma?  Peak into my world for a spell, and I'll list some for you.    In fact, I'm going to alter lyrics by Ice Cube to tell you what a "good day" looks like for a Quizbot.

Today was like one of those fly dreams of electric sheep
Got down to every bloop and every bleep
Even hacked the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Score-O-Matt-Ic 9001 Series Quizbot's a pimp"
Overclocked as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my 28.8k modem still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my Death Ray
I gotta say it was a good day

Yeah, now THAT would be a good day.  Oh yeah, and one HELL of a Quiz like we done did at the Goose.

Until next time, humans!

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