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Luscious Nectar
253 Linden St
Ft Collins, CO 80524
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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7:37 AM, May 16, 2012
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LEGION OF DOOM 78
TRANSVESTITE NICKELBACK HOLOCAUST 73
SHAKESPEARIANS IN THE PARK (7+) 72
NEIL GAIMAN BEEKEEPER SOCIETY 63
SLIM, SLICK, & COOTER 63
GUITARRED & FEATHERED 63
CODPIECES 62
JOHN STAM-HOES 61
HIPSTER DOGS 47
LITTLE LEBOWSKI URBAN ACHIEVERS 38
A Visit With the Great AnDizzle (Fo' Shizzle)
QM J


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@ Luscious Nectar (of the gods, people), Tuesdays at 7:30pm in Fort Collins, CO. You may also see me occasionally subbing and/or quizzing anywhere along the CO front range. 		Jessica (QM J)

Bio?  I have to write a bio?  Ok, well, umm...I'd prefer to remain in the shadows reading SF or Fantasy; let me have my LOR and/or Harry Potter moments in peace, ok?  Cameras probably steal your soul, but at this point I've parseled it out to so many people that I'm not too worried.  I'm like a corporation that's too big to fail.  Sometimes people hate me because I'm one of those irritating optimists who always has something positive to say about everything and everyone.  Like, if you were arguing over whether the glass was half full or half empty, I'd be saying, "Yea! It's time for another round!".  Oh, and I really like beer.  Not just like, but LIKE.  As in, it's part of my actual job to drink beer.  Seriously.  Really, I have the two best jobs ever: drinking beer and yelling at people for stupid answers.  If you want to know more about me, find me at Quiz and buy me a few drinks; my husband will be the first to tell you I'm a really cheap date who can't be trusted with keeping anything on the DL.  And don't forget...cameras steal your soul.

So, I’m in the middle of reading “Clash of Kings.”  For those of you not in the know, this is the second installment in George R.R. Martin’s “Songs of Fire and Ice” series.  This sounds very serious if you didn’t know that I was listening to quasi-questionable techno and wishing I was at home with my book.  That’s right, I used the “B” word – book.  It smells sensuously of old paper and fantasy.  YES, *that* kind of fantasy.  It’s like…acceptable crack.  For that reason, I find myself somewhat anxious to get home.  Yet...yet...I'm being distracted by this crazy half Jewish half Mexican kid.

That's right, we had a guest appearance by some local QM celebs.  I could go on for days about how talented Miss Jamie is...she's getting a degree in Domestic Goddessry.  However, QM Andizzle Fo’Shizzle’s secret desire is to…be a stripper? This is what happens when you buy someone several drinks at Luscious - the truth comes out.  So, someday, you may see this man working a pole in the Great White North. 

Here’s the deal: Andizzle has been a QM in the area since I was an embryo.  Not even true; that was 100% a lie, because he's just a wee babe as far as actual age.  Hence that "I wanna be a stripper when I grow up." But he’s like a GRANDPA in the QM world.  And, he apparently wants to work a pole.  Hard.  So, I’m gonna turn this blog into a honor blog for Andizzle before he splits town to follow his dreams of becoming the greatest dancer the state of MN has ever seen.

Andizzle hails from the booming metropolis of Aurora (which he'd like to correct to Cherry Creek, the dick), CO.  He was born in 1987.  That means he was technically a sperm when the rest of us were seeing TOP GUN in the theater.  Yet, he takes our breath away.  Not really; I mean, there's someone somewhere (his hot girlfriend) who I am sure is at a loss of breath freqently when Andizzle is around, but that comment was mostly a lie.  I learned that Andizzle lost his virginity right before his 21st birthday (awe), but then he met the love of his life.  We won’t go into that, because his girlfriend really is a badass who may beat the shit out of me for even mentioning it.  But she’s hot, so we won’t bother her.  She’d take our breath away.  With her fists.  But to stop Andizzle from going into the technical details of his deflowering, I'm gonna document so we can move on.  You know, for posterity.  And because he's sitting right next to me.

So, Andy is moving to the Great White North.   Not Canada, but close.  Minnesota, bitches.  And that’s sad, because he’s a sexy beotch who could kick your ass at any video game.  He demanded that I add that last part.  I don't actually know if it's true.  The only "true thing" I've said is that bit about him not getting stripped of his V-card until his 21st.  Good for him.  True love waits.  

And, that's enough of me with the honor guard.  LEGION OF DOOM were the ones who kicked ass tonight.  Awesome.  Many may have attempted to catch you, but none could.  Thus, you reign supreme.  Also, STAM-HOES - you get the best dressed award, for both last week, and this week.  Check out your cute mugs in the rotating gallery of doom.

Luscious Nectar
253 Linden St
Ft Collins, CO 80524
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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11:06 AM, May 09, 2012
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CUNNING STUNTS 84
I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW 83
GO GO DANCERS FROM ZOMBIE ISLAND 82
LEGION OF DOOM 77
LITTLE LEBOWSKI URBAN ACHIEVERS 74
THE JOHN STAM HOES 74
SHITTY BEATLES 68
GALLONS OF HOOKERS 65
EL KABONG 57
SMELLS LIKE QUIZ 55
THE ADJECTIVE NOUNS 54
THE BITS 54
MONKEY BUTTS 53
EBOLARAMA 47
Were You Looking for Man Ass?
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Luscious in Ft Collins on Tuesdays sometimes. Monroe's in Loveland is my true home on Thursday nights @ 7:30. 		Adam (Sweet Adam)

Across the assorted continuities of the universe, there have been various interpretations of Adam. One of Adam's most notable characteristics in any form was his adamant commitment to leadership by example, and avoidance of any hypocrisy in his command. Adam is a wise and essentially upbeat battlefield general.

Other minor details about Adam's personality and personal life — for example, his dislike of rap music ("Blaster Blues" and "Quest for Survival"), which set him at odds with some music-loving characters. Adam also enjoys televised sports, most notably softball which he even plays ("The Master Builder"), as well as setting up a basketball court outside the quiz. Though Adam's personality is like that of a human man age 40-50, he is not above watching afternoon soap operas.

I like gin and tonics.

If you were, I found a good picture of it last night.

Not sure whose ass it is but...he must work out.

One of these weeks that I sub here at Luscious we’re going to have a macaroni art contest to add to the art gallery. But then I realized giving a bunch of drunks Elmer’s glue and macaroni is probably not the wisest of decisions. Most of it would get eaten anyway, both the glue and macaroni.

My fucking internet connection here at work is dropping like crazy this morning. It’s intermittent so it feels like dialup. And by “work” I mean my mother’s basement. That got me thinking, won’t it be strange that there will be an entire generation of children who have no idea what a dialup connection is, let alone experience the agony of waiting so many minutes for animated .gifs to load on a Geocities page?

Oh god. The phone calls aren’t stopping. Unfortunately I have no control over this. I’m just a middle man. Somewhere in Fort Collins there is a fat, sweaty construction worker sitting in a backhoe holding up a mess of dirt and fiber cables. “Them tree roots shure look funny,” he says as he wipes the sweat off of his bow and takes a swig of Mountain Dew from his Bubba Keg. Adjusting himself in his seat, he farts. There is no wind today, so the smell lingers around for a few seconds. Chicken wings and hot sauce.

This is actually one of the best times to write the blog. We had quite the quiz last night! I tried to cover my ass by apologizing in advance for the ska pop song cover round (Round 2) but it was to no avail. Four teams from nailed a perfect score on it. Hot damn! That set up a long battle for first place throughout the night.

At the end, only two measly points separated our first and third place teams. You tempted me so badly with a tiebreaker. I should have pulled the trigger and changed your scores. Remember, the quiz is fixed.

Oh! If you put our winning team names together it creates a strange sentence: GO GO DANCERS FROM ZOMBIE ISLAND, I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW, CUNNING STUNTS.

That’s funny. I do have the weirdest boner right now.

Luscious Nectar
253 Linden St
Ft Collins, CO 80524
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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11:36 PM, May 01, 2012
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MY GIRLFRIEND CAN'T WRESTLE, BUT YOUSHOUD SEE HER BOX 76
CODPIECES 67
LEGION OF DOOM 66
LITTLE LEBOWSKI URBAN ACHIEVERS 64
EBOLARAMA 53
MR. NICE GUY 53
RAISED BY SQUIRRELS 49
MATERIAL SQUIRREL 48
SOOPER TROOPERS 38
Shut Your Face Vagina!
QM J


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@ Luscious Nectar (of the gods, people), Tuesdays at 7:30pm in Fort Collins, CO. You may also see me occasionally subbing and/or quizzing anywhere along the CO front range. 		Jessica (QM J)

Bio?  I have to write a bio?  Ok, well, umm...I'd prefer to remain in the shadows reading SF or Fantasy; let me have my LOR and/or Harry Potter moments in peace, ok?  Cameras probably steal your soul, but at this point I've parseled it out to so many people that I'm not too worried.  I'm like a corporation that's too big to fail.  Sometimes people hate me because I'm one of those irritating optimists who always has something positive to say about everything and everyone.  Like, if you were arguing over whether the glass was half full or half empty, I'd be saying, "Yea! It's time for another round!".  Oh, and I really like beer.  Not just like, but LIKE.  As in, it's part of my actual job to drink beer.  Seriously.  Really, I have the two best jobs ever: drinking beer and yelling at people for stupid answers.  If you want to know more about me, find me at Quiz and buy me a few drinks; my husband will be the first to tell you I'm a really cheap date who can't be trusted with keeping anything on the DL.  And don't forget...cameras steal your soul.

Let me start on a note that has nothing to do with Quiz what-so-ever. I HATE E.T.  As far as I’m concerned, whatever matter E.T. is made of, be he vegetative or animal in origin, he can suck a fat donkey dick and die a horrible gagging death.  I HATE E.T.  Picture if you will: a family outing. A small, happy child with corn yellow hair, forced at a tender age to watch a horrifying movie featuring a vegetative lump with an extendo neck and a creepy finger, like some grey lumpy porn monster who’s inexplicably gotten the thumbs up for kids.  She’s later drug screaming from the theatre, forced to relive the vision over in her dreams well into her teenage years.  So, Fuck E.T., Fuck You, and Fuck Your Mom.  And fuck peanut butter candies, too.  And fuck that song “Juke Box Hero” – no realtion whatsoever, but I’m feeling cantankerous.  Thank goodness Luscious has so many tasty alco-ma-hol treatsies, or I’d be a raving PMSing bitch right now.

During our epic TRANSVAGINAL ULTRASOUND round, it got a little rowdy.  Someone yelled some shit, to which I was forced to reply “SHUT THE VAGINA ON YOUR FACE!.”  The response I got from another team was “Hey, I’d pay to see that.”  Touche.  So, if any of you Netflix “Face Vagina” anytime soon, let me know how that goes for you, ok?

Speaking of TRANSVAGINAL ULTRASOUNDS, I witnessed a “my purse is bigger than yours” battle shortly before quiz.  What can I say other than Ed WINS!!!!!  He had better reading material, sorry.

On quiz haps, Christine from LEGION took the email prize; the MATERIAL SQUIRRELS nabbed just not last, and the LEGION, CODPIECES, and MY GIRLFRIEND CAN'T WRESTLE, BUT YOUSHOUD SEE HER BOX rounded out 3, 2, and 1st, respectively.

Until next time, Quizzlings!

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