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McCabe's Bistro & Pub
6100 S Main St
Aurora, CO 80014
Wednesdays: 8:30 PM
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10:32 AM, May 10, 2012
Scores
Civil Reunionizers 82
Fab 5 79
S. Korea Eats Dead Babies And We're Concerned About Gay Marriage 73
Beef Tits 66
We Found Jesus In jail 65
What? Too Sassoon 59
Something Witty? 58
At least you can still marry your cousin 58
Brain Fart 53
2 Short 53
Birthday Bitches 48
The More You Know 47
the vamps 25
Fattcatt26 7
Ken Jennings; Dog Fucker Or Christian Rocker?
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Wednesday 8:00 McCabe's Bistro And Pub. Thursday's 9:00 Casey's. Saturday Darcy's 8:30. 		John LaHendro (Look At This F**king Quizmaster)

Johnny was raised in the Swiss Alps by his grandfather and often has trouble differentiating his life from the movie Heidi.  He has a completely worthless degree in Creative Writing from the University Of Colorado, which he has parlayed into never getting a real job.  When he's not quizzing, he can be found drinking good scotch and cheap beer and bitching about how Charles Bukowski has completely ruined his life.  John is currently living in a remote area of south Denver, which he knows for a fact to be Denver due to the large number of DPD officers he sees hanging around his apartment complex.  His hobbies include watching old episodes of Mystery Science Theatre, playing classic Nintendo games, and making fun of your favorite band.  He also sometimes confuses his life with that of Batman and is currently trying to track down the Joker and bring him to justice.

Okay, let’s just go ahead and address the whole Freakonomics thing; basically, the controversy came from them suggesting that you could see a correlation between the decrease in crime in the 90’s and legalization of abortion in 1973.  The reasoning being that if abortion was legal and less lower income children were being born, there wouldn’t be as many inner city young people to commit crimes in the 90’s.  Yes, I agree that it sounds pretty bad and pretty fucking racist.  I agree with that.  But that’s not what I really want to talk about here. I want to talk about the team that thought it was due to the legalization of bestiality.  As I stated earlier, bestiality is still and probably always be illegal, unless Joe Biden makes some weird comments this weekend and forces Obama to do another interview (my republican friends told me that this whole thing is a slippery slope and soon we’ll all be banging our sweater vests).  And second of all, how the fuck does legalizing dog fucking lead to a drop in crime?  Are all the criminals too busy rubbing peanut butter on their balls to go out robbing and murdering?  I, I just don’t get you.  I need to lie down.

Hey, how about that Christian Rock?  Here’s the thing about Christian rock, it sucks.  It sucks in a greater degree than everything else that sucks.  I mean, Rebecca Black’s Friday is a fucking classic compared to Christian rock.  So here’s what I have to say on the subject; Christians, you are lame.  You are incredibly lame.  You can’t dress it up and pretend that you’re cool because your service has a guy playing electric guitar.  You know what kind of people think that is cool?  People who don’t what cool is.  Your grandmother thinks that is pretty hip.  So just admit that you are lame and sing the old lame-o songs and we’ll stop making fun of you.  And also, lay off the fucking gays already.  You guys aren’t acting very Christian. 

Before we go, let’s talk briefly about Ken Jennings.  Not too much, because I know every other blog from last night probably has it covered.  But I just want to say this, Ken Jennings will never take my job, because Ken Jennings can’t do the shit I do.  I mean, he doesn’t drink, I don’t think he’s ever used the word cocksucker, and plus he’s a Mormon.  And Mormons just aren’t funny.  Except for Donny and Marie, those motherfuckers are hilarious.

McCabe's Bistro & Pub
6100 S Main St
Aurora, CO 80014
Wednesdays: 8:30 PM
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9:54 AM, May 03, 2012
Scores
Do You Think Junior Said Ow 65
It's Brian's Birthday but He's Not As Old As Larry 60
Literally Illiterate 54
Puke Free Since 93 52
Shocking Demise 49
Bin Laden Like Franco Is Still Dead 48
The More You Know 47
team 60s 45
69'ers 24
I Love My Dead Gay Quiz
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Wednesday 8:00 McCabe's Bistro And Pub. Thursday's 9:00 Casey's. Saturday Darcy's 8:30. 		John LaHendro (Look At This F**king Quizmaster)

Johnny was raised in the Swiss Alps by his grandfather and often has trouble differentiating his life from the movie Heidi.  He has a completely worthless degree in Creative Writing from the University Of Colorado, which he has parlayed into never getting a real job.  When he's not quizzing, he can be found drinking good scotch and cheap beer and bitching about how Charles Bukowski has completely ruined his life.  John is currently living in a remote area of south Denver, which he knows for a fact to be Denver due to the large number of DPD officers he sees hanging around his apartment complex.  His hobbies include watching old episodes of Mystery Science Theatre, playing classic Nintendo games, and making fun of your favorite band.  He also sometimes confuses his life with that of Batman and is currently trying to track down the Joker and bring him to justice.

So, based on last night’s audio round, it turns out that I like dub step.  Which now means that I hate myself.  I mean, I have never considered myself the kind of person who listens to dub step.  In fact, I actively hated drum and bass and house music for most of the 90s.  I just don’t really care for dance music.  And yet now, I can’t get the Dr. Who remix out of my head. Sigh, I am sad about this, though not ashamed, for as we all know I haven’t known shame for years.

You know what you need to be ashamed of?  If it weren’t for me and the bar staff, nobody in that place would have seen the movie Heathers.  I mean, seriously? How have you gone this long without seeing what is arguably one of the best dark comedies of all time?  It’s got Christian Slater and Winona Ryder back those names were actually relevant.  And it also had some of the most quotable lines of all time.  I still use fuck me gently with a chainsaw as a common every day expression.  That said, your homework for the week is to go watch that movie.  If not, all free beers will go to Jay next week.

Alright guys, that’s all for today.  I have some important business to attend to and yet I keep getting distracted by pictures of Christina Hendricks.  I mean, damn, girl, you fine.  See you all next week when we will hopefully have an audio round or two that doesn’t make you want to punch me in the face.

McCabe's Bistro & Pub
6100 S Main St
Aurora, CO 80014
Wednesdays: 8:30 PM
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1:27 PM, April 26, 2012
Scores
Rehab Is For Quitters 80
Flashing Lights 74
Larry's 60th Bday Party Made His 30 Year Old Wife Sick 70
Cow Tippers 69
Mongoless 61
We're A Special Kind Of Stupid 61
Shortbus 56
Late To The Party 45
Benchwarmers 44
The More You Know 40
The Fools 35
And Yes, I'm Linking This On Facebook
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Wednesday 8:00 McCabe's Bistro And Pub. Thursday's 9:00 Casey's. Saturday Darcy's 8:30. 		John LaHendro (Look At This F**king Quizmaster)

Johnny was raised in the Swiss Alps by his grandfather and often has trouble differentiating his life from the movie Heidi.  He has a completely worthless degree in Creative Writing from the University Of Colorado, which he has parlayed into never getting a real job.  When he's not quizzing, he can be found drinking good scotch and cheap beer and bitching about how Charles Bukowski has completely ruined his life.  John is currently living in a remote area of south Denver, which he knows for a fact to be Denver due to the large number of DPD officers he sees hanging around his apartment complex.  His hobbies include watching old episodes of Mystery Science Theatre, playing classic Nintendo games, and making fun of your favorite band.  He also sometimes confuses his life with that of Batman and is currently trying to track down the Joker and bring him to justice.

Yeah, I hold a bit of a grudge against Mark Zuckerberg.  The simple fact that that piece of shit dropped out of college and he’s a fucking billionaire now bothers me.  I mean, I’m the same age as him.  I stayed in college and got a degree and now I’m a Quizmaster.  I mean, that’s a lot better than some of you are doing, but being a billionaire would be a lot better.  On the bright side, the majority of Americans don’t hate me blindly for arbitrary reasons.  It’s just a handful of people who have specific reasons.  Plus, timeline sucks.  We can all agree on that.

You know what else sucks? When Canadians can’t differentiate between their Spider-Man villains.  So, let me break it down for you; Venom and Carnage are completely different characters.  First off, Venom is relationship of the alien symbiote and Eddie Brock.  The two work in conjunction with each other to destroy Spider-Man.  Also, Brock was not an evil person before teaming up with the symbiote, just a photographer who hated Peter Parker and Spider-Man.  Cletus Kasady on the other hand was a crazed killer before he got involved with the symbiote.  Not only that, the symbiote is in Carnage’s bloodstream, thus they can never be separated.  I mean, come on, read fucking Maximum Carnage from the mid 90’s and you will see that Carnage and Venom are definitely not “pretty much the same thing.”  And you just got comic book schooled, bitch!  Also, fuck Canada.  I don’t care for your nation.

Alright, that’s all for today.  I think I’m going to spend the rest of the day watching Futurama, because, why the fuck not?

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