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D Note
7519 Grandview Ave
Arvada, CO 80002
Thursdays: 6:30 PM
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12:38 AM, May 11, 2012
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Come see Cinderella at Boulder's Dinner theater beginning May 19th 67
You Gotta Seating Chart That Shit! 60
Geek Tragedy 58
Quiz Me Baby One More Time 57
How Much Dub Step Could Dub Step Step if Dub Step Could Step Dub? 52
Dinosaurs?IN SPACE! 52
99 Mustaches and that Bitch has One! 52
Lorem Ipsum 49
Time Magazine Titty Suckers 48
Mexico! Paul You Bastard!!! 45
I Can't Believe You're Leaving 42
Mud Slide 35
Omega Squadron 20
We're Terrible 9
I get it if you won...
Killer B


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Wednesdays at The Pioneer. 8pm. 		Blake (Killer B)
I'm Blake Ritchen and I became a Quiz Master for the power. Nowhere else in my life can I tell people not to fuck with me so calmly or without chance of altercation. As a substitute teacher I'm supposed to stay away from words like that, though from the number of elementary students who've told me I look like the guy from The Hangover I'm going to assume they've heard that and worse. The power is intoxicating. I get to choose what music you listen to, what prize to award for the email bonus question (from the prizes given to me to award), and in which inflection I will read each question. I also get to drink for free, meet new people, tell jokes, yada, yada, I'm boring myself.
I have spent more and and more time recently with my new best friend, Netflix. If you dropped your Netflix plan over their failed summer business plans you're nuts. Why don't you just move to western Pakistan because the IRS was a week late on your tax return? Seriously, it's amazing and has made me much happier than any real person in my life ever could. I've prepared for the zombie apocalypse with The Walking Dead, a life in menial jobs with The Office and Party Down, and there's a movie where nun's get totally naked. Get a friend Netflix for the holidays or a birthday, or just give them your password so you don't have to spend another eight dollars a month.
I teach, I quiz, I master, I bait fish hooks when I visit my grandfather in Minnesota, I read but have recently just been waiting for the movie to come out, and I've lived in Denver my whole life. I also work at a sports bar and basically have the job of changing channels for people, an easy enough job most days but it has made the target of many a crazed sports fan who is unwilling to turn his head at all to watch his game. Still, I love it, and like I said at the start, I like having the power.
If you won tonight I may be able to understand your immense joy but at least, AT LEAST, for those who did not win your excitement must be turned fully toward the Nuggets.
I am not Paul but I was his sub tonight while he began his trip to Mexico. On Wednesdays I host at the Pioneer by DU and you should totally check me out (especially if you're a lady who supports gay marriage and Ewoks). Still stop by if you're just looking for another Geeks Who Drink venue.
The Pizza and beer was delicious, the staff gracious and helpful, and D-Note reminds me of the last time I was at D-Note when I got hammered during Harry Potter Trivia a couple of years ago as our team under-performed. Fuck Matt's stripper "girlfriend."
Tonight I felt incredibly welcome by both staff and quizzers and live music accompanied my amazing pizza. D-Note is the shit, as it Geeks Who Drink and through them: ME. That's right. I'm pretty cool.
D Note
7519 Grandview Ave
Arvada, CO 80002
Thursdays: 6:30 PM
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1:57 PM, May 04, 2012
Scores
Sparkle Motion 75
The Crash Test Miller Moths 64
No Time For Love, Dr. Jones 59
It's Fake & Bake, and I Heylped 58
One Does Not Simply 'Walk Into' Pub Trivia 56
Dolphins Say: Ee-ee ee-eek! 55
The Ox-Bow Incident 55
Geek Tragedy 53
Putting The Fun In Funeral 52
Mustachio Minus Logan 51
Team 2 51
The Narwhal's Mighty Tusk 47
HTM 45
Taxi Cashcab Confessions Would Have Been The Show To Watch!
Super Super Super Guy


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Thursdays - 6:30 - Dnote (7519 Grandview - Arvada)
All other nights of the week, I'm at yer mom's house... "quizzing" 		Paul (Super Super Super Guy)

Paul is executive vice president and co-general manager of ACME Corporation's Intel Architecture Group (IAG), responsible for architecting, developing, and marketing ACME's platform solutions for all computing segments including data centers, desktops, laptops, netbooks/nettops, handhelds, embedded devices, and consumer electronics. As co-general manager, Paul is focused on business and operations.

Prior to his current role, he served as chief sales and marketing officer. He has been with ACME since 1982.

Paul began his ACME career in its European headquarters where he spent nine years, first as ACME UK's manager of applications engineering, then as country manager of ACME UK, and director of marketing for ACME Europe.

From 1992 to 1995, he served as technical assistant to the chairman and chief executive of ACME, Dr. Andrew S. Rogen.

In 1995, Paul moved to Hong Kong to manage ACME's sales and marketing activities in Asia Pacific. In 1998 he returned to the United States to become head of ACME's worldwide sales organization. He was promoted to senior vice president in 1999 and executive vice president in 2001. He took over as head of ACME Communications Group (ICG) later that year and became co-manager with David Perlmutter of the Mobility Group in 2004. In July 2006 Paul was appointed chief sales and marketing officer and co-general manager of the ACME Architecture Group since September 2009.

I had a blast at last night's Dnote pub quiz, in spite of the dubstep round.  Or maybe it was because of it.  The crowd went wild at the thought of TV show dubstep remixes.  And they WEREN'T disappointed.  Or they were fiercely disappointed and in my inebriated state I confused their "Boos" for "Woo-hoos".  Either way I had fun, and really, that's what matters.  A few highlights for your reading pleasure:

 

  • Apparently the theme of "people named Oscar, Emmy, Tony or Graham" was lost on some teams, as "Reba" was a popular answer.  Now, I'm no mathematician (more of a cunning linguist, actually) but last time I checked, Reba does not = Oscar, Emmy, Tony or Graham.

  • Based on your answers, apparently some of you have not owned TV's since 1990.  You had to name some of the top-ranked TV shows. Family Matters?  Chicago Hope? Perfect Strangers?  Grey's Anatomy?  Full House? I'll just pretend you misheard "top-ranked" for "gawd-f***ing-awful-trite-sh**".

  • And now I'** just use some ran*om aster**s b***use I can.
  • James Arness was suggested as the actor who played Ethan Edwards in "The Searchers".  While John Wayne was the correct answer, I have to say that James Arness was WAY cooler.  I used to get stoned and watch the old black-and-white episodes of Gunsmoke.  Best show ever when you're high.  The guy’s like 10-foot tall, has the local madam for a girlfriend, and a gimpy guy for a sidekick.  Plus Sherriff Dillon was the only cowboy I've ever heard who threw out lines like "I'll crush you like a junebug under my heel".  What a badass thing to say for a man dedicated to keeping the peace!  But then they colorized it and it got all preachy.  Still, anytime I catch a rerun, I want to pour myself a bowl of Froot Loops and hunker down.
  • One Does Not Simply 'Walk Into' Pub Trivia had an EXCELLENT point.  While it’s true that Emmy Rossum may have landed her role in Phantom of The Opera based on her one facial expression, it's still one expression more than Kristen Stewart has.
  • Who knew that it was Alexander Graham Bell how invented the metal detector?  Kudos to you AGB, for inventing something that allows fat greedy people to think they're getting exercise. 

 

Thanks to everyone who came out and made it such a blast!  Lots of old friends and new faces too.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a joint and Miss Kitty.

D Note
7519 Grandview Ave
Arvada, CO 80002
Thursdays: 6:30 PM
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11:03 AM, April 28, 2012
Scores
Unlike Bill Clinton, Obama Attempts To Clean "Yogurt" Off His Pants 74
If You Have To Start Somewhere, Just Start With The Ass 68
Tracy Jordan's Meat Machine (Meat Is The New Bread) 66
The Carpet Baggers 65
Dinosaur Astroid Miners? In Space!! 63
Last 4-20 Hippie Finally Tranquilized Out of Tree By Boulder Police 60
Tiny Little One Lunged Half-Deaf HoneyBadger 59
Chester & Red 56
Geek Tragedy 54
Torgo's Executive Powder 54
Puking Unicorns 53
That's SO Kansas City 53
Fans Of Bacon 43
Those Scorpions Sure Can Whistle
Super Super Super Guy


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Thursdays - 6:30 - Dnote (7519 Grandview - Arvada)
All other nights of the week, I'm at yer mom's house... "quizzing" 		Paul (Super Super Super Guy)

Paul is executive vice president and co-general manager of ACME Corporation's Intel Architecture Group (IAG), responsible for architecting, developing, and marketing ACME's platform solutions for all computing segments including data centers, desktops, laptops, netbooks/nettops, handhelds, embedded devices, and consumer electronics. As co-general manager, Paul is focused on business and operations.

Prior to his current role, he served as chief sales and marketing officer. He has been with ACME since 1982.

Paul began his ACME career in its European headquarters where he spent nine years, first as ACME UK's manager of applications engineering, then as country manager of ACME UK, and director of marketing for ACME Europe.

From 1992 to 1995, he served as technical assistant to the chairman and chief executive of ACME, Dr. Andrew S. Rogen.

In 1995, Paul moved to Hong Kong to manage ACME's sales and marketing activities in Asia Pacific. In 1998 he returned to the United States to become head of ACME's worldwide sales organization. He was promoted to senior vice president in 1999 and executive vice president in 2001. He took over as head of ACME Communications Group (ICG) later that year and became co-manager with David Perlmutter of the Mobility Group in 2004. In July 2006 Paul was appointed chief sales and marketing officer and co-general manager of the ACME Architecture Group since September 2009.

Last night's quiz was a little like the time you went to the Olive Garden on a blind date and woke up locked in a stall in the bathroom at the bus station.  Wearing a torn Cookie Monster costume.  Spotted with oil and blood stains.  It was just one of those nights that left you saying WTF?!?  And it all started off so innocently enough...

  • Round one was on all things 3.  Well except 3rd Eye Blind.  And 3's Company. and 3 Muskateers (the candy or the swashbucklers).  Ok maybe it was just about some things 3.  Regardless, you did awfully.

  • Based on catching the occasional episode of Jersey Shore, I know it seems that the Three Mile Island nuclear meltdown would have happened in New Jersey, but I assure you it was Pennsylvania.  I did do the math and Snookie's about 7 1/2 years too young to have been a result.  However, that's only if you assume she's human and follows the natural laws of our species.

  • Despite having an average score of 7, the audio round was a popular favorite... the Human Centipede round that featured songs that are juxtaposed "Ass To Mouth".   It always sounds so dirty when you put it that way.  You know. Juxtaposed. 

  • Round three was a "say when" board games round in which players stopped the description when they thought they knew it.  About half the teams that stopped the flow got it wrong and lost a point.  And we pointed and laughed. 

  • For the record the strategy game that's been around since the 1830's for two to six players is not "Mormonism".

  • Round four was a clever little linguistics round with repeated letters acting as the bread in a word sandwich.  Mmmm... word sandwich.

  • The round on sand, witches and sandwiches taught us that despite popular opinion, Barbara Streisand was not in the Witches of Eastwick.  After all, it's not the Bitches of Eastwick.

  • Stand Up comedy was on deck for our second audio round.  I have to admit it wasn't all that difficult to identify Gilbert Gottfried's voice, though I would have also accepted "vaguely racist Aflac duck" as an answer.

And of course, there was the random knowledge round.  By this point in the quiz the scores have been all over the place, strong teams with a weak showing, goats and sheep having sex... mayhem, in other words.  But you stayed strong and even if you didn't know the answers you gave it the GWD try.  So while "pimp" was not the humble profession that you started off as Oregon Trail, and while Roddy McDowall wasn't the kilt wearing professional wrestler at least you did it with style.

 

Until next week...

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